Afternoon Crumbs

Oksana Bauil is the future of fashion - Hollywood Rag
Olivier Martinez moves on to Penelope Cruz hours after breaking up with Kylie Minogue - ASL
KFED'S FROAT SLASHED!!!!! - Just Jared
More pics of Tranny Simpson - IDLYITW
Celebrity trademarks - Cityrag
Jenny McCarthy does her best Jenna Jameson - Hollywood Tuna
Mimi continues to blame her film failures on 9/11 - Mollygood
Jackie Collins warns Posh & Becks - Gabsmash
KFed's full Super Bowl commercial - College Humor
Prince's Super Bowl purple rain - Popsugar
Tara Reid falls down...AGAIN - Egotastic!
Lily Allen's "Alfie" video - Popbytes
Britney's Looking Good

Britney Spears actually looks really hot here while visiting Duane Reade in NYC last night. The cigarette makes her look extremely sophisticated. For once she's wearing a really hot outfit and her hair looks healthy and clean. She looks skinny to boot! Damn, she should look like this more often.
By the way, everything I just wrote was a lie. I just get sick and tired of saying she looks like trash.
Blohan Couldn't Stay Away from the Clubs, Could She?

Lindsay Lohan spent another night away from rehab and surprisingly she spent it on the L.A. club scene. Blohan spent time with piece of trash and N-word lover, Paris Hilton. They hit Les Deux on Friday Night. Blohan also hit Area on Saturday night. Visit TMZ to see video of these dumbasses.
Can she just check out of rehab already? What's the point? And for those of you that say "leave this poor girl alone" STFU! Stupid ho is an attention whore. She wants the paps following her around. I don't feel sorry for her for a second. If she truly wanted to change, she'd go to rehab somewhere far away.
Yesterday, Lindsay went out with her friends below. She's out of rehab more than she's in it!
UPDATE - The upskirt is of the friend not Blohan. Sorry for those of you that wanted to see some firecrotch.
Aniston's New Nose

Jennifer Aniston confirmed that she had a little nose work to fix a past problem last year. She had the work in December and debuted her now schnoze at the Santa Barbara Film Festival last night. Jen was in town to promote her directorial debut on "Room 10." The movie stars Robin Wright Penn and Kris Kristofferson.
Below is Jen's nose in October (on the right) and her nose yesterday. I can't tell the different. She still looks an Afghan dog!

Vivica Fox's Wig Runs Away From Her

It seems not only humans are scared of Vivica Fox's plastic face, her plastic hair is scared of it too! Vivica recently had an embarassing moment in Miami. She was getting out of her car at the Raleigh Hotel when a witness said he saw something furry fall off her head onto the floor. He noticed that she looked strange and had really short hair. It seems her wig fell off her head!
She was heard saying, "I forgot - I took my pins out already."
Can you blame her wig? I'd rather be Paris Hilton's vag wig than sit on Vivica's head? Actually, what am I saying?
The Best Thing to Come Out of SNL in Awhile
Drew Barrymore hosted this past Saturday's SNL and mostly it sucked, but this is truly the greatest thing to come out of SNL in a long time. They got it down. Jane Fonda has nothing on these chicks.
I mean using "air" as weights? That's my kind of workout.
Thanks sbrainb
The "Who Cares?" News

Super Bowl ads from A to Z - BWE
Jim Carrey has a real thing with Jenny McCarthy - ICYDK
Is Naomi Watts pregnant? - CB
Overdosing on nicotine helped Ben Affleck quit smoking - INO
Peta dumped the peg-legged witch - SOW
Morrissey rips his shirt off sending the gays into a frenzy - Towleroad
Beyond Trannylicious

Earlier I posted a pic of Jessica Simpson's new look, but it's nothing compared to these beauties. Ken Paves looks more like a bio-woman than this ladydude. Her hair matches her skin...that's just not right.
Truck stop whores everywhere are saying "Ugh, she looks so unclassy!"


Heather Graham Digs Making Out With Chicks

Heather Graham is no stranger to sex in film. She's played a porn star in Boogie Nights for fuckssake. In her new movie "Grey Matters" Heather plays tongue hockey with the hotness that is Bridget Moynahan. Heather and Bridget share several lesbo scenes together.
Heather said, "She was a pretty good kisser. The lips are very soft and sweet."
Which lips?
Here's Heather at the premiere of her new film at the Santa Barbara Film Festival last night.
Toxic Piss

Steve-O loves to piss in public. I mean he's pissed on the red carpet before, so it's not surprised that he was kicked out of a club in Miami for performing that deed. Sources say that Steve-O was at the Miami club Mokai when he thought it would be funny to be on the bar.
The source said, "He walked up to the bar, opened up, aimed and peed. Right on the bar. Everyone was so disgusted and grossed out."
He was immediately taken out by security.
No that isn't piss he's holding, but I'm sure he'd mix vodka with his own piss for attention. It's sad when an old man like him has to do crap like that for attention. He needs to be taken out if he takes it to the next level by taking a dump in public!

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