What in Paves is this?! Jessica Simpson has debuted a new chestnut/red/thing/ugly/doodoo brown hair color in Los Angeles while partying at Hyde. Jessica has just finished a leg of dates with John Mayer in Florida. She has also kept quiet on her new relationship saying," I want to tell you everything, but I have to sew my lips together."

That ain't such a bad idea! Sew your vagina together too while you've got the machine out.

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Madrid has put a ban on super skinny models, Posh Beckham says she will not use size-zero models for her denim line and a couple of models have died recently of eating disorders....but Janice Dickson doesn't seem fazed. When asked what she thought of the recent uproar on super skinny models she said, "I'm dying to find kids who are too thin. I've got 42 models in my agency and I'm trying to get them to lose weight. In fact, I wish they'd come down with some anorexia. I'm not kidding. I'm running into a bunch of fat-assed, lazy little bitches who don't know how to do the stairs or get their butts into the gym."

Janice says she is a perfect size 4 and tries to maintain that. "I've been saying this ever since Brooke Shields squeezed her 15-year-old little ass into a pair of Calvin Klein jeans (in 1980): Models are supposed to be thin. They're not supposed to eat. In fact, I'm not going to eat for the rest of the day because we had this conversation."

Is she kidding? She wants her models to get a disease and die? Is that considered harassment at the work place? Janice just says things to say things. She better watch her ass, because some little girl is going to take her advice. What a dumb ho.

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In 2003 Ashton Kutcher punk'd Justin Timberlake on his MTV reality show by making him believe that the IRS was taking away his stuff, because he failed to pay a boat load of taxes. Justin was on the verge on tears and now says he was totally riding the green smoke. He was high on weed.

Justin said, "Incredibly. Yeah, that was a trippy experience. That was why I was completely glassy-eyed. As a matter of fact, I was like, okay, I got to stop doing this. I don't do that anymore!"

Anymore? Please. Next thing he's going to say he was "high" during the Janet Jackson debacle.

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In his new autobiography, "Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz," porn star Ron Jeremy confirms that Paris Hilton once asked him if she could see his famous peen. At a party 3 years ago in Hollywood Paris and Bijou Phillips asked Ron if they could see it. He told them, "I'll show you mine, and you show me yours."
Of course they agreed and the three went into the bathroom where they showed their parts. The girls lifed up their shirts and Ron dropped his pants. Bijou then turned to Paris and said, "'Could this be considered cheating?' "

Ron said that was it and they each went on their merry way. As if. You know Bijou went for the nuts and Paris went for the truck. It's like giving two dogs a bone. Literally!

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I am quite happy with this one because she didn’t say no when I looked up her dress. She let me do whatever I wanted. I hold her close in my tight manly grip and she does not squeal like little girl. At night when I put her back in my childs’ room I quietly whisper…”I’ll be back.” - meowmeow

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Antonio Sabato Jr. getting blown? Unfortunately it was just for a movie he made back in 2003 called Testosterone. The former General Hospital star and boy-toy of Amanda Woodward shot this fag film about well....who really cares right? He used to be so hot, but now with that hair he's the ultimate cheese. That being said, I'd let him pop the trunk and change my tire. I don't know what that meant, but you get it.

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What's wrong with Cameron Diaz's face? Stoooonnnneeed and orange. Cameron met up with Drew Barrymore in NYC last night.

Kiki Dunst came out of a NYC restaurant on Saturday looking drunk and looking 50. Talbots anyone?