The "Who Cares?" News

CoCo will fix all your problems - INO
Isaiah Washington returns to work - Mollygood
The final Harry Potter book gets a release date - SOW
Tori Spelling gets her hair dyed while pregnant - ICYDK
Taco Bell wants KFed - Defamer
Ilan Hall wins Top Chef ending a boring season - Reality Blurred
Banged

I still love Mena Suvari even though her bangs are just aching for a tango with a pair of scissors. She's hiding her fivehead, but she should be proud of it. It's the center of everything. Mena's fivehead can cure all. Here she is with that stupid ho, Rachael Ray.
Marcheline's Wish to Angelina

Marcheline Bertrand, mother of Angelina Jolie, passed away in Los Angeles on January 27th. Before she passed a source says that Marcheline asked Angelina to marry Brad Pitt. She also spent several moments with Brad before she passed.
The source said, "Marcheline was heavily medicated, but she was conscious for a lot of the time. Marcheline asked Brad to take care of Angelina and the kids. She spent the most time with Angelina — she told Angelina that her dying wish was for her to marry Brad."
Brad has said in the past there are no plans for them to get married, but this could all change if this little rumor is true.
The Idol Mafia is So Going After Her Ass

Jennifer Hudson has slammed the show that made her a household name. The Oscar-nominee and American Idol star has said the show is "abusive."
She told Essence Magazine, "On American Idol, you go through this mental thing; you've got to get yourself back together. You've been abused, misled and brainwashed to believe whatever they want you to think. You become a character – I became the girl in the turkey wrapping. I just knew I had to sing my way out of it. I don't believe in looking back, and I didn't look back."
Hey she's totally right, but she better watch her ass. Kelly Clarkson said the same thing, but you know if it wasn't for Idol they wouldn't be where they are today.
Clockfug Orange

Woof! Fergie Ferg better thank the stars above for Photoshop, because without she wouldn't have a career. I mean, she looks horrific without make-up. The outfit doesn't help either. You know Josh Duhamel only hits it from the back.

Source:Flynet
Blohan Needs New Friends

Why doesn't Lindsay Lohan get a clue and get a whole new set of friends? They are seriously spilling her secrets to the tabs. UsWeekly is reporting that Lindsay sent Brody Jennfer several text messages from rehab saying all she wanted was "McDonald's & Sex." Why isnt' she BFFs with Britney Spears? They both want the same things out of life.
Lindsay is so transparent! Brody Jenner? I mean...he's a major cheeseball.
Beauty and the Beast

Sharon Stone and Beyonce attended last night's AmfAR Gala in NYC last night. Sharon looks good from far, but far from good. Beyonce looks normal. You know they don't want to be posing together.
He's Screwed

As expected, the Beverly Hills Police Department has recommended to the Los Angeles County District Attorney that felony charges be filed against Lane Garrison for manslaughter. Tests also revealed that Lane had twice the legal amount of booze in his system as well as traces of cocaine.
Lane could face up to 10 years in the clink.
DUIs are the thing for 2007! Like I said yesterday, he better get his knees into shape. He's gonna be on them a lot!
The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner for January 31st!!!

Their invitations apparently lost in the mail, Ice-T and CoCo sneak into the royal reception wearing janitorial garb. - Stacy


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