Patrick Dempsey Has Twins!

Grey's Anatomy star, Patrick Dempsey and his wife Jillian have welcomed twins boys yesterday. The boys were born in Los Angeles and they join 4-year-old sister Talula. Patrick and Jillian have named them Darby Galen and Sullivan Patrick.
Patrick and Jillian married in 1999 after they met when she gave him a haircut 5-years earlier.
Patrick said this about fatherhood, "Now, making money is about providing for my children. And being a father makes you look at yourself. You look at your marriage and go, 'How do I improve this? How do I keep growing and create a stable environment for my children?' "
I can dig the names. At least they weren't named Heaven Rain or something lame like that. Hopefully, these two brats can add a little hotness to the celeb brat race. There are so many damn fug celebrity babies!
The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner for February 1st!!!

This wasn’t what he expected when he responded to the Organ Grinder ad. - DUDE!
Runner-up:
Wow, those chairs are really FUG. - Christine the Hoff
Click here to see NSFW version!
Thanks HLB
Birthday Sluts

Farrah Fawcett (60)
Michael T. Weiss (45)
Shakira (30)
Marissa Jaret Winokour (34)
Dana International (35)
Jennifer Westfeldt (36)
Christie Brinkley (53)
Brent Spiner (58)
Barry Diller (65)
Elaine Stritch (82)
White Oprah Continues to Whore Her Kid Out

Dina Lohan is at it again! I'm minding my own business, watching Entertainment Tonight when Dina Lohan comes on the screen totally ruining my night. She has invited the cameras in with her while she travels from New York to Los Angeles to visit Lindsay in rehab. Yup. She talks on the plane how she's sick of the media bothering her daughter, yet she's bringing the media to her daughter.
She said, "Well, it's obvious they fabricate [stories], they make it up. It's not even true and that's the hurtful part. Someone has to stop the madness and the lies."
Dina explains why she's whoring her daughter out. "I'm doing this now because when she finishes up the program, they're just going to be following her to see if she messes up. It's just a horrible thing, and someone's going to get seriously hurt."
Dina also said she's going to "stop the madness before her child is killed" and that she's going to change who her daughter hangs out with, because she's around a lot of "sketchy people." YEAH YOU, BITCH!
What does this ho do for a living anyways, besides talk about her own daughter to the media any chance she gets.
That being said, I nominate her for "Budweiser's Mother of the Year!"
Click here to see this ho in action
In Case You Were At Work: Tyra's Fat Rant
As you may know, Tyra Banks answered her critics today by posing in the same bathing suit that she was called a fat ass in. She once again used her dumbass talk show to talk about her favorite thing....HERSELF! Tyra went on and on and on and on and on and on..... Spoken like a true fat ass!
Tyra you aren't fat, but you're annoying as hell! Now shut it!
VIA BWE
America's Next Top Woof Faces

The dogs of America's Next Top Model 8 have been revelead. It basically confirms that anybody can be on this show. Do they hold casting calls at truck stops? Who cares really, I'm still going to watch it. Samantha is going to win this, trust me.
The girls in order: Natasha, Kathleen, Jaslene, Jael, Felicia, Diana, Cassandra, Whitney, Sarah, Samantha, Renee & Brittany
So Punk Rock

This is the album cover for Avril Lavigne's next album. I guess she's back to being a bad ass rock chick and not a glam goddess like she's been lately. It's ugly.
Big Brother is Coming Back!

My summer guilty pleasure will return this summer! Big Brother is back for its 8th season and will again bring together a group of crazies that will battle it out for $500,000. Arnold Shapiro, the show's executive producer will step down and serve as a consultant. Arnold was responsible for reinventing the sour Big Brother 1 into Big Brother 2.
The 8th season will be completely different than any other. Producers say that Big Brother: All-Stars was sort of the end of an era and now the show will have a fresh cast and new twists.
Julie Chen will return as the show's resident robot.
I hope they cast all women. Seriously, that would be some good TV. Cast all women, give them tons of booze and let them rip one another a part.
Chenbot also looks beat down without the thirty-pounds of make-up she usually dons!
Why Is He Always Shirtless?

Danny Bonaduce didn't get the memo that oompa loompas are not allowed out of their white overalls. Anyway, here he is at the TV Launch Party for "My Workout... Powered by Podfitnes" at the W Hotel in Westwood, CA last night. Does he think that's sexy? He looks like that creepy boy bodybuilder.


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