Why doesn't Lindsay Lohan get a clue and get a whole new set of friends? They are seriously spilling her secrets to the tabs. UsWeekly is reporting that Lindsay sent Brody Jennfer several text messages from rehab saying all she wanted was "McDonald's & Sex." Why isnt' she BFFs with Britney Spears? They both want the same things out of life.
Lindsay is so transparent! Brody Jenner? I mean...he's a major cheeseball.
Sharon Stone and Beyonce attended last night's AmfAR Gala in NYC last night. Sharon looks good from far, but far from good. Beyonce looks normal. You know they don't want to be posing together.
As expected, the Beverly Hills Police Department has recommended to the Los Angeles County District Attorney that felony charges be filed against Lane Garrison for manslaughter. Tests also revealed that Lane had twice the legal amount of booze in his system as well as traces of cocaine.
Lane could face up to 10 years in the clink.
DUIs are the thing for 2007! Like I said yesterday, he better get his knees into shape. He's gonna be on them a lot!
Their invitations apparently lost in the mail, Ice-T and CoCo sneak into the royal reception wearing janitorial garb. - Stacy
Michael C. Hall (36)
Gavin Henson (25)
Lisa Marie Presley (39)
Pauly Shore (39)
Meg Cabot (40)
Sherilyn Fenn (42)
Princess Stephanie of Monaco (42)
Linus Roache (43)
Jackie Shroff (50)
Sherman Helmsley (69)
Britney Spears wore her most elegant outfit out to shop at Target with her friend on January 29th. Brit purchased some good for her kids. She obviously didn't purchase a bra, shampoo or laundry soap. My eyes don't have one safe place to sit. From her greasy mop to her dirty shirt to her wonky ass nipples. Let's discuss these nipples. SPF and JJ must already have teefs, because those things look like they've been through hell! I don't even want to....
Just why? WHY?! Britney please get a clue and then get your nipples fixed and change your damn shirt! That thing has jizz all over it you know it.
Here are some more gems from ParisExposed.com. The birthdates on Paris Hilton's passport and drivers license don't match. Her drivers license name is also mispelled, so that could be a fake. Her pictures still look like they were taken from the back pages of The Village Voice, the escort section. I've also included a lovely video of Paris and Nicky Hilton trying to dance.
Money can't buy you moves.
UPDATE - That DL is a fakety fake. Click here to see the letter she wrote the fake DL makers. Why does she keep this crap?!
Yesterday, a rumor that Courtney Love was in talks to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol swept the internet. UsWeekly reported that Courtney received a call from Executive Producer Nigel Lythgoe to possibly guest judge on American Idol and possibly replace Paula. Courtney confirmed the call, but wouldn't say anything else.
Nigel said today, "I did not call Courtney Love and am afraid someone may have misrepresented me. Courtney Love is a very talented artist, but the judges for American Idol are Paula, Randy and Simon. We have no plans to add to or replace any of them."
So who called Courtney? A source close to her said her ass was pranked! Ahahaha!!! You know it was Paula Abdul! Didn't Court wonder why Nigel suddenly sounded like a drunken piece of trash?!
Over the past few days I have received at least 15 emails with the above video. It's some bride on her wedding day that completely freaks out after getting her hair done. She throws a huge tantrum and takes the scissors to her hair to "fix the problem." When I first saw it, I was pretty skeptical. I've seen more believable meltdowns on "Fashion House." According to Dlisted reader vZa the video is a complete phoney. The bride is aspiring Canadian actress Jodi Behan. You can find her on Facebook. She WAS a student at Loretto Abbey Catholic Secondary School.
Sorry to burst your Bridezilla bubble!