Christian Bale (33)
Wilmer Valderrama (27)
Norbert Leo Butz (40)
Jody Watley (48)
Brett Butler (49)
Charles S. Dutton (56)
Phil Collins (56)
Dick Cheney (66)
Vanessa Redgrave (70)
Gene Hackman (77)
Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliffe will soon begin his role in the London production of Equus. Harry will play a boy who has issues with horses and likes blinds them or something. No, horse/boy sex does not occur. Harry does have to get all naked though. He also needs a tan. He's like the same shade of white as the horse! I'd hit it. Wait, is he legal? I am not about to go to jail for Harry Potter.
Early yesterday morning, Diddy was caught by cameras escorting Sienna Miller home after a night of partying. Diddy apparently saw the cameras across the street and sent his bodyguard over to get the film. Diddy and Sienna partied together at Sundance last week (above). Sienna has recently been leaked to Josh Hartnett.
Diddy's girlfriend, Kim Porter, recently had their twins.
BUSTED! They belong together. Both are sleazy buckets of straight-up oil. They slip and slide on each other like a greasy ballet.
Visit TMZ to see the video of Diddy getting caught
Britney Spears has lost her mind. Her brains are gone. Yes folks, she's done Not only is she wearing the most horrific ensemble in the history of ensembles, but she's feeding her dog Red Bull. I mean, his poor sweater isn't on right. That poor dog knows what his life has become. He probably hovers in the corner with SPF and JJ planning their escape.
I mean what do you say to this? Besides, FUG ASS HO!
Remember these hot flamers? They had that superhugemega hit "I'm Too Sexy" in 1991. Anyway, Right Said Fred is comprised of two brothers, Richard Fairbrass and Fred Fairbrass who shot to fame for a split second. They quickly went away from mainstream, but continued to perform in gay clubs around the world. Fred opened a gym and Richard starred in some gay TV shows in the UK.
Well, they are coming back! Their label will re-release "I'm Too Sexy" on April 2nd, one day shy of April Fools. God, they are hot. I wonder if they ever did it? Brotherly love.
Here's the video below. Warning, playing this video will keep this song in your head for the next 245 days. Trust me.
Last week, it was reported that Brandy was involved in a fatal car accident. The CHP has concluded their investigation in the December 30th crash and are recommending that Brandy be charged with a misdemeanor count of vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence. DAMN! They aren't joking. Our little Moesha is going to the clink?
The CHP made its recommendation this morning to the L.A. City Attorney's office. The L.A. City office will investigate and decide if they are going to charge her ass. Brandy could face up to 1 year in jail.
A CHP rep said, "We know that Brandy's at fault for the chain reaction of the collision."
Please, they aren't going to do a damn thing! She's gonna write a check and that will be that.
Ivanka Trump's bad boob job - Egotastic!
Billy Bob never cheated on Angelina - Hollywood Rag
Julia's ginger kids - Mollygood
The men of the SAG Awards - Popsugar
Casino Royale hits China - Just Jared
Britney Spears doesn't have the time - IDLYITW
Paris Hilton can't get her upskirts right - Cityrag
Jessica Biel's photoshoot sex - The Bastardly
Petra Nemcova slips a nip - Hollywood Tuna
Superstar race horse, Kentucky Derby winner and more importantly Hot Slut of the Day, Barbaro has died. He was euthanized today after his painful breakdown at last year's Preakness. 4-year-old Barbaro went through 8-months of procedures and suffering to overcome his injuries.
His owner said, "It was the right decision, it was the right thing to do. We said all along if there was a situation where it would become more difficult for him then it would be time."
May Barbaro rest in peace! He is eating delicious sugar cubes and carrots in a field in the sky!
Here's the Nationwide Commercial starring KFed that will air during the Super Bowl. The commercial shows KFed working at a fast food restaurant while dreaming of his rap star dreams.
It's seriously true to life. You know he needed no training. I wonder if the fast food joint they filmed this at will give him a job after all of this? Yeah, he's probably not even good at that. Poor bastard.
Click here to see the commercial
The Sun has compiled a list of hilarious reader reviews from Amazon.co.uk of Katie Price and Peter Andre's duets album A Whole New
Cheese World. The album was released just before Christmas with proceeds going towards charity. Here are some great ones:
I would suggest the US and UK withdraw their troops from Iraq and Afghanistan and drop millions of copies of this CD over the Middle East instead. Problems in that region will cease immediately and love will prevail, leaving us truly, with A Whole New World.
If you love you wife or child, if you believe that there is a God, or if you strive for world peace and the end to global warming, then you MUST buy this album!
My cat was dead and now it is alive.
I never thought that I would come across an album of sublime music that might make me take the Hoff off permanent loop on my iPod but the incalculable genius of this record has made me seriously reconsider my lifelong devotion to the incandescent musical Messiahdom of David Hasselhoff.
To hear for yourself, here's on my favorite tracks from the album. It's called "Lullaby" and I really want them to sing it at my wedding. It's the most beautiful song in the world.