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Thousands of people rang in to evict Jade Goody from the Big Brother house in the UK after her numerous racist attacks on houseguest, Shilpa Shetty. Jade received an overwhelming 82% of the votes and was sent packing. Jade leaves the house amidst threats against her life, boycotts against her products and overall public outrage. Jade is a famous figure in Britian and all this may change after this unfortunate series of events. She may find herself without work, basically.
Jade later apologized to Shilpa for calling her names, but later said that she didn't think it was racist. After he eviction, Jade went on damage control and said she was "disgusted" by the way she behaved.
She said, "People think I'm a racist. I've never been more scared in my life. I said those things and they were nasty but I'm not a racist. Now I am embarrassed and disgusted in myself."
Jade also blamed the editing for making it look a lot worse. Ooooh, someone's gonna get shanked! They should send that ho to a safehouse.....in INDIA! Feed her to the wolves! Seriously, Jade is a dumbass because she's not much of a celebrity anyway. She has no talent and has a face like the bunions on my feet. Ok, I get them sometimes! SOMETIMES only I said!
I'm a little surprised that the hotness known as CoCo hasn't head a sex tape that's "leaked" to the internet yet. I mean she's totally the type that would. Anyway, she does have a few "striptease" videos on the internet and although they aren't as good as a sex tape, they are almost as enjoyable. They seriously look like they were shot with a handicam back in the early 90s. This is beyond low-rent, but CoCo's expensiveness makes this a cinematic experience like no other. Hot nails too.
Click on one of the two videos below to see CoCo in action and I shouldn't have to tell you that they are NSFW!
I don't know who's scarier, Lil' Kim or Robin Antin?! Both are frightening plastic monsters. The two are joining forces to produce "The Next Search for the Next Pussycat Doll" or what I like to call "America's Next Top Tranny." Robin is the creator of the Dolls and Lil' Kim is well....I don't know why she's involved. They held a press conference for the show and for The CW's new season yesterday in Los Angeles.
Neither one of these hos has the right to EVER sing "Don't Cha With Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me?"
on the ban on super-skinny models in Brazil:
"I never suffered from this problem (anorexia) because I had a very strong family base. Parents are responsible, not the fashion industry."
One of the craziest Scientologists of them all, Jenna Elfman, is knocked up with her first child. Jenna is married to fellow crazy Scientologist, Bodhi Elfman. They have been married for 16 years. Jenna is three months pregnant. She was one of the stars of the sitcom Dharma & Greg and hasn't really been heard from since.
Her pr rep said, "Jenna looks and feels amazing. She is certain to be one hot mama!"
One hot mama? SICK! This poor child needs to go back in and not be born to Jenna Elfman. She will only bully him into becoming a Scientologist. Remember when her and her husband attacked that couple for wearing a "Scientology is Gay" t-shirt. That was the best!
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In papers filed today Marilyn Manson wants to make sure Dita Von Teese doesn't receive a dime from him. Marilyn lists the separation date as October 31st (Happy Halloween!) while she claims they went their own ways on Christmas eve. Dita hasn't asked for spousal support yet, but she has asked him to pay for her legal fees. Marilyn has also refused to pay for her legal fees.
Dita filed for divorce last month after only one year of marriage. Marilyn has apparently already moved on from Dita by dating 19-year-old Evan Rachel Wood.
Dita should get at least 90% of his money for doing sex with him. That experience alone would mess-up even the sanest mind. She doesn't need his money! She's an independent woman...who takes off her clothes for money. But still independent!
The shark creatures need to get their act together. Instead of going after innocent people they need to start setting their sights on more annoying humans. Here's exhibit a, the Cameron Diaz. She's in Hawaii "canoodling" with good friend Kelly Slater. This was a supreme chance for the shark creatures to help us out. Just this once. Again, they have failed us. Shame on you shark creatures! Shame on you!