Paul McCartney Offers Heather Mills a Grip

After months and months of scandals and heartache, Paul McCartney has offered his wife of four years, Heather Mills, $63 million to get out of his life for good. Heather Mills has recently asked for a laundry list of Paul's assets including four homes, $100 million cash, a monthly clothing allowance and more! In addition to the $63 million, Paul will give Heather a home in London and a home in Beverly Hills.
Sources say that Paul is hoping she'll take the settlement, so they won't have to go to court and he won't have to answer to her claims of abuse.
Heather needs to take it and run....I mean hop! Seriously, she doesn't deserve a cent! She should collect the dough and pat herself on the back for making goldigger's everywhere proud!
Hot Gwen

Gwen Stefani looked better than she has in a long time at the NRJ Awards in Cannes, France last night. Gwen was joined by her baby, Kingston, after the show. Gwen knows how to wear a good wig and wear it right. Come on, that's totally a wig! She doesn't have thick hair like that, but she looks gorge.
Blind Items...I Guess...You Guess

WHICH shaggy-haired rocker with a perky pop-star girlfriend has the nightclub circuit buzzing that he's been taking guys home with him late at night?
John Mayer & Jessica Simpson?
WHICH famous athlete isn't as interested in women as his fans believe? He has been able to keep his sexuality under wraps, but the question is for how much longer.
Lance Armstrong?
Source
Thanks Snoopy
Birthday Sluts

Emma Bunton (31)
Izabella Miko (26)
Cat Power (35)
Ken Leung (37)
Charlotte Ross (39)
Geena Davis (51)
Billy Ocean (57)
Jill Eikenberry (60)
Placido Domingo (66)
Racist Jade Gets Evicted

Thousands of people rang in to evict Jade Goody from the Big Brother house in the UK after her numerous racist attacks on houseguest, Shilpa Shetty. Jade received an overwhelming 82% of the votes and was sent packing. Jade leaves the house amidst threats against her life, boycotts against her products and overall public outrage. Jade is a famous figure in Britian and all this may change after this unfortunate series of events. She may find herself without work, basically.
Jade later apologized to Shilpa for calling her names, but later said that she didn't think it was racist. After he eviction, Jade went on damage control and said she was "disgusted" by the way she behaved.
She said, "People think I'm a racist. I've never been more scared in my life. I said those things and they were nasty but I'm not a racist. Now I am embarrassed and disgusted in myself."
Jade also blamed the editing for making it look a lot worse. Ooooh, someone's gonna get shanked! They should send that ho to a safehouse.....in INDIA! Feed her to the wolves! Seriously, Jade is a dumbass because she's not much of a celebrity anyway. She has no talent and has a face like the bunions on my feet. Ok, I get them sometimes! SOMETIMES only I said!
CoCo on Film

I'm a little surprised that the hotness known as CoCo hasn't head a sex tape that's "leaked" to the internet yet. I mean she's totally the type that would. Anyway, she does have a few "striptease" videos on the internet and although they aren't as good as a sex tape, they are almost as enjoyable. They seriously look like they were shot with a handicam back in the early 90s. This is beyond low-rent, but CoCo's expensiveness makes this a cinematic experience like no other. Hot nails too.
Click on one of the two videos below to see CoCo in action and I shouldn't have to tell you that they are NSFW!
Eeeeeek!

I don't know who's scarier, Lil' Kim or Robin Antin?! Both are frightening plastic monsters. The two are joining forces to produce "The Next Search for the Next Pussycat Doll" or what I like to call "America's Next Top Tranny." Robin is the creator of the Dolls and Lil' Kim is well....I don't know why she's involved. They held a press conference for the show and for The CW's new season yesterday in Los Angeles.
Neither one of these hos has the right to EVER sing "Don't Cha With Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me?"

Gisele Bundchen Quote of the Day!

on the ban on super-skinny models in Brazil:
"I never suffered from this problem (anorexia) because I had a very strong family base. Parents are responsible, not the fashion industry."
Thanks ChicChignon
Alien Baby Alert!

One of the craziest Scientologists of them all, Jenna Elfman, is knocked up with her first child. Jenna is married to fellow crazy Scientologist, Bodhi Elfman. They have been married for 16 years. Jenna is three months pregnant. She was one of the stars of the sitcom Dharma & Greg and hasn't really been heard from since.
Her pr rep said, "Jenna looks and feels amazing. She is certain to be one hot mama!"
One hot mama? SICK! This poor child needs to go back in and not be born to Jenna Elfman. She will only bully him into becoming a Scientologist. Remember when her and her husband attacked that couple for wearing a "Scientology is Gay" t-shirt. That was the best!


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