Janice Just Wants the Free Stuff

Gift suites are popping up all over Los Angeles for the Golden Globes today even though the awards aren't having goody bags due to the IRS wanting a piece. Gift suites bring out the crazies looking for some free loot. Janice Dickinson was just another d-lister looking for some free stuff to probably sell on eBay so she could pay her rent, but she was kicked out! Janice started writing on posters advertising the products. She started signing her name on them and writing bad things about Andy Dick.
While she was being escorted out she was heard saying, "Please don't take away my swag - it wasn't my fault!"
God this is lame. It's going to be a slooooowwww day I can feel it. Happy MLK!!!
You Can BUY Love

Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen took their love affair on vacation this past weekend. The two visited the $40,000 Playboy suite at the Palms casino in Las Vegas. The two-story suite features a Jacuzzi pool, a glass elevator, an 8-ft. rotating bed and a full bar. The couple partied at gay club, 8 1/2 for a little bit before retreating to their love nest in the sky.
Brit was recently in Vegas where she "fell asleep" on New Year's Eve. Witnesses say the two looked happy as ever.
Of course he's happy! He's with a known love idiot! I mean if Brit is dickmatized by you she will buy you anything and everything. Homeboy better milk that (sorry for the pun) for all it's worth!
The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner for January 12th!!!

Well, Joe’s friends were half right when they said he didn’t have the balls to do it… - Sweetas
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Birthday Sluts

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Britney Did Not Barf All Over Her Toy

X17 claims that these photos of Britney Spears and new toy, Isaac Cohen, showed Isaac covered in Brit's barf. They say that while he cleaned himself up, Brit sucked on a lollipop to get the stench out of her mouth. Flynet now claims that it wasn't Brit barf, but actually a peanut butter chile spread that Isaac had in his pocket. The spread broke in his pocket and all over his lap and hands. They say they heard it from the horses' mouth, no not Britney. I didn't know Isaac could actually talk? That's no fun. Who wants a toy that actually speak?
I'm not sure what's worse? Britney barf of peanut butter chile spread?
Extras Premieres Tonight!!

Extras starring Ricky Gervais premieres tonight at 10pm on HBO. Orlando Bloom guest stars as himself in the premiere episode of season two. Ricky plays a man that while trying to get his big break works as a background extra on films and TV shows. He comes face to face with big stars. The show also stars the hilarious Ashley Jensen of Ugly Betty as Ricky's friend and fellow extra.
Watch this hotness or DVR it at least!
Pete Doherty Arrested Again, Doesn't Want to Marry Kate Moss

Pete Doherty was arrested in London, but was later released without any charges being put against him. Pete was arrested after he was caught in a stolen car that the police had stopped. Petey was in the passenger seat, but still gave chase when the cops tried to arrest him. Hahaha...imagine trying to chase that crackhead? He probably just ran around in circles!
Before his arrest, Petey told reports that he doesn't want to marry Kate Moss. He said, “Kate and I are in love - I worship her - but we’re not going down the aisle. I’m happy the way it is.”
Pete also swears he's off the drugs and wouldn't comment on the faux wedding the two had in Thailand.
Hot Slut of the Week: Ivanka Trump

Age: 25
Birthday: October 30, 1981
Birth Name: Ivanka Marie Trump
Original Date of HS of the Day: January 11, 2007
Claim to Fame: Daughter of Ivana and Donald Trump. Model turned businesswoman.
Where is she now? She's one of the stars of The Apprentice: Los Angeles and also Vice President of Real Estate development for Trump Organization.
Why is she HS of the Week? I had my doubts about her ass, but she's grown to be a hot hard ass.
Hooker in a Costume

Tara Reid looked like a porn star getting ready to film her big scene in a dirty version of The Great Gatsby while she attended the Magic Millions Raceday in Australia yesterday. A poor bird had to give his feathers up for this piece of trash?



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