Renee Zellweger was seen out on a date this past Thursday with Dylan McKay himself, Luke Perry. Renee and the 90210 star were seen at the Tower Bar restaurant where witnesses say they were definitely on a date.

The witness said, "They both looked super-skinny. He was looking very grungy - baggy jeans, lumberjack flannel shirt and baseball cap. She had on a white button-down shirt, glasses and striped pants. They were talking very closely and rubbing knees."

Score for Luke! He'll never have to work again! Wait, is he even working? I just wish Renee would open her damn eyes! Seriously, put some chili powder up in there or something!

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I know Mary-Kate Olsen has more money that Al Qaeda, but I didn't know she had the kind of money to go down to the Titanic and fish out old wardrobe chests. I mean, I know this was worn by an Astor on the night the ship went down. Either that or she's the ghost of an Astor. Anyways, she decided to channel her inner 100-year-old woman at last night's InStyle party for the GGs. Ashley Olsen looks a little less freaky, but not by much.

Sacha Baron Cohen won Best Actor in a Film Comedy at last night's Golden Globes. He also gave the best speech like ever. He is also way hot without that beard and Borat getup. He's probably hung like an elephant too. Do elephants have ding-a-lings? Anyway, here he is with his fiance Isla Fisher and Reese Witherspoon, who looked 20 years old!

“Come into the light little hamster!” - Bite McRotch

Runner-up:

Why do anal bleaching when you can try anal sanding? - Starvis

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Trent Ford (28)
Greg Strause (32)
Jill Sobule (46)
Sade (48)
Debbie Allen (57)
John Carpenter (59)
Dr. Laura Schlessinger (60)

Methinks Angelina Jolie knows she's way too good for this. She's standing there thinking "I'm so beautiful...so perfect...I am a goddess...I feel so sorry for these peons. They don't know the meaning of life." Come on, you know she is. Yes, she's gorgeous, stunning, dazzling, blah blah blah...but she's also a stuck-up HO! Brad needs a nap. I can't even comment on him.

All I have to say is.....TRANNY ALERT!!!

Jennifer Lopez looks absolutely stunning, because she's wearing 50 pounds of make-up and fake hair. Take that all away and she'd look like any other broad serving me delicious fried chicken at KFC. Marc Anthony is trying hard to look remotely human, but I'm still not convinced. He's the living dead.

Swedish porn star alert! Sienna Miller's face was meant for baby batter loads. It seriously looks like her foundation is made from cum. You know who it is. She looks OK from the neck down, but from the neck up....ugh! I just want to take those neck braids and put them around her neck!