Britney Spears' new model boyfriend has removed his MySpace due to thousands upon thousands of friend requests and attention. Isaac Cohen called himself "Eyezik" on his page and described himself as a 25-year-old from Encino, CA. He also lists the bible as his favorite book, because his uses the pages from Leviticus 4:20 to roll "sweet, sweet chiba" joints.

Methinks this one isn't operating on a full tank. I'm sure Britney and him have "awesome and deep" conversations. Hey, who needs brains when you have a bod like that? Too bad her stupid ass will probably marry him like this weekend.

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Katie Price aka Jordan is currently pregnant with her third child and second child by Peter Andre. She has told friends that she thinks she's having a girl, because she's suffering from morning sickness.

A source said, "She's convinced it will be a girl because she's constantly nauseous. It's nothing like what she went through with her boys Harvey and Junior."

Jordan is expected to give birth sometime in the summer.

She's currently tending to her older son, Harvey, while he seeks treatment for a bad burn to his leg a couple of weeks ago. His condition is unknown, but he's expected to remain in the hospital for a little while longer.

Who knew Jordan was such a medical professional and could figure out the sex of her baby on her own? If she has a girl she's totally naming her Jordan.

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I kind of missed Rachel Zoe. I haven't seen here in a while. She's probably been busy terrorizing the Hollywood young. She's seen here with Cojo at a W Magazine party last night. Maybe Rachel can help a girl out and suck the bloat out of her!

Note - That's really not Chastity Bono. It's entertainment reporter, Steve "Cojo" Cojocaru.

Kelly Osbourne used to be a drug addict and claims that rehab did nothing for her. She hated the process and was surprised to find out how much it cost.

She said, "I've been several times and it didn't work, simply because I never wanted it to. I left rehab and six months later I was miserable, thinking, 'I'm paying them to help me.'

"But all the money in the world can't make you better. You have to want to make yourself better." Kelly says she cured herself.

I guess fat camp did nothing for her either. Just kidding, I like Kelly as a BBW. I really can't picture her skinny. She is right. Cold turkey is probably the best way to go.

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Basic Instinct 2 wins an award! - INO

KFed really needs cash - SOW

Nicolas Cage is still gorgeous - ICYDK

Bloated Lohan, this picture isn't for the faint of heart - Gabsmash

Macy Gray almost gets arrested for having a dirty mouth - The Evil Beet

Marc Anthony made JLo even more boring - POTP

My friend Eva Torres is in the running to be on the reality show The Next Food Network Star! If you have a free moment please vote for Eva here!

Meet Hercules. He's a 20.2 pound tabby from Oregon. This cat was captured by the Human Society in Oregon when his fat ass got caught in a doggy door. Hercules was trying to sneak into a home to steal some food when his ass couldn't fit through the hole! That dumb dumb!

The owner of the home was shocked to find him and found it quite funny. She said, "It was hilarious to see this big cat struggling to get in. I helped him out of the door and gave him a plate of food on the patio."

The cat was assumed to be a stray, but he actually belongs to someone. Geoff Ernest saw his cat on TV and immediately called the Humane Society to pick him up.

I think I'm in love. Hercules is a BBW and isn't afraid to flaunt it.

Click here to see the video of this fat hotness!

Hilary Swank plays a High School teacher in her new movie Freedom Writers which is ironic since the Oscar winner never got her diploma. Hilary said that she couldn't follow the rules and left to pursue an acting career.

She said, “I’m not proud to say I’m a high-school dropout. I’m not proud that that’s something that happened, but it happened. I think school is really, really important and we have an education problem in this country and it’s a shame. It’s a shame for any kid to feel hopeless about their future.”

Hilary never went back to get her GED. That's weird. I figured Hilary for the smart type that like was top of her class and went to like Yale. That being said, is it gross that I think she's sort of attractive and no I'm not into beastiality!

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Paris Hilton took some time out from being a "serious actress" to sign a gas tank in Los Angeles. A gas tank? Ugh, too bad it's not full of gas so that dude could've poured it all over her ass and lit a match!

Image Source: Bricks and Stones

It's a slow news day, so here's some pics of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer being drunken messes on New Year's Eve. Yeah, pretty much boresville. Am I the only one that wants to punch Jessica in the mouth?

Thanks Maria

Bryan Abrams (Color Me Badd); Jeff Cronin (LFO); Jeff Timmons (98 Degrees) and Chris Kirkpatrick (N'Sync) will join has-been forces to create a new boy band and document the experience for Vh1. The untitled project will ask the question we all want the answer to (not really) "Can four grown up boy band heartthrobs join forces to capture new fame and fortune?"

The new group will live together for one year, fall in love with each other make new music, perform as a group and try to defy the odds. Every man is in a differet place in his life. Some are comfortable and just want to make good music and some need the dough badly.

Boy band? These hos are hardly boys, more like Pepaw group. Furthermore, where's Jordan Knight?! No has-been, boy band group is complete without him!

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