Here's some old, but raunch-filled pictures of Britney Spears having a play make-out session with Blake from So You Think You Can Dance? and MTV's Dancelife. Use these as a reminder of her hotness. Well, sort of hotness.
Sorry Richard Simmons, Henry Rollins, Lambchop, Helen Mirren, Padma Lakshmi and William Shatner! You didn't make the HS of the Year finals! Like they care. Anyway, you votes Harvey Price, CoCo, Pluto, Tom from MySpace, Anna Nicole Smith and Parker Posey into the final 6. Vote for your favorite! The final winner will be announced on Monday!
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Paris Hilton's awful tan - Hollywood Rag
Elisha Cuthbert and hockey are a good combo - Hollywood Tuna
Alba in a bikini changes lives - Cityrag
Mischa Barton flaunts her bra and cottage cheese - DrunkenStepfather
Kinda cute...Joel Madden channels the Karate Kid - Egotastic!
Xtina jumps on the celebrity perfume bandwagon - Popsugar
Eva Mendes is a dumbass - Just Jared
Who knew Jennifer Aniston had breasts like that? - IDLYITW
John Waters wants to be KFed's third baby mama - SOW
David Arquette blames Angelina's hypnotic vag for the Brad/Jen break-up - ASL
The N word is not the new black! No pun intended. Anthony Michael Hall is the latest loser to try and use the racial slur to get a little press. He was caught by TMZ's cameras outside the laugh factory, signing autographs and dropping the N bomb.
When a large, Hispanic man approached him for a picture, Anthony joked, "I am scared of this n**ga right here."
Gross. Gross. Gross. Anthony also jokes about being high. What is wrong with people? This is not cool and he's lucky somebody didn't shank his ass. Furthermore it's going to make people watch his crappy cable show.
Click here to witness the grossness
David Gest outside TV studios in Manchester, England on 1/11/07
Flavor of Love's spin-off I Love New York was the biggest debut for a show in Vh1's history. 4.43 million people tuned in to watch Tiffany Patterson aka New York find her true love among 20 dudes. The show even beat Flavor of Love 2's debut episode by 1 million viewers.
A few of you asked if was going to recap this mess the way I recapped Flavor of Love and the answer is a HUGE NO! The show is alright, but doesn't even come close to the original. Methinks that a lot of those hos are straight-up hired actors playing a part. I mean the dude that play's New York's personal assistant, Chamo, is an actor named Mauricio Sanchez. This who is faker than New York's new breasts!
In February's Men's Journal, Matthew Fox of Lost confessed that he's a liar, cheat and thief. Um...alright? How do you respond to that?
He said, "I'm a liar and a cheat and a thief and the ultimate manipulator. ... I tell lies every day, man. And when I say I'm phenomenally manipulative, I am."
Matthew also loves instigating drama. He goes on to say, "I really enjoy social boozing, and what I enjoy about it is when people I know and care about say and do things they normally wouldn't say or do. To make that happen I'll instigate anything."
Errr....was he boozing during this interview? Who says those things? He also is pretty much full of himself and admitted that he loves to skinny-dip, but only because it shocks people.
"And the reason I have so much fun doing it now is people are so shocked by it, and, like, `Oh, my God, Fox just took his clothes off!' But, I mean, just how long ago was it that we were all wandering around in loincloths?"
Is this the same Matthew Fox?! Who knew he was such a douche. Actually, I think I want him even more. Lie to me Matt! Lie to me!!!
Britney Spears brought out SPF along with some mystery dude to buy yet another creature she will neglect. Um...what happened to BitBit? I'm not sure if the mystery dude is Isaac Cohen or not. He looks hot enough. I wish I could say the same thing for Brit. There's no point anymore really. It's like calling a cow "a fat ass," it doesn't care and can't help it
On a positive at least she's spending some time with her kid!
UPDATE - The dude in question is her manager, Larry Rudolph.
Pete Wentz and Blohan? Pretty perfect actually - Mollygood
Tori Spelling loves being knocked up - CDL
Has Blohan damaged her liver? - Glitterati
Madonna defends Rosie O'Donnell - Gabsmash
The Kim Kardashian/Ray-J sex tape is a hot seller - Bossip
According to sources KFed turned down Britney Spears' $10 million settlement offer, because he wants more cash. KFed is trying to get almost $50 million out of her ass and is using his own kids to get it. Currently, the two are sharing custody of the kids with Britney getting full custody.
KFed is promising to not fight for full custody of JJ and SPF if Britney gives him what he wants. Sources close to her ass claim she's distraught about it and crying constantly.
Um...I think she's crying, because she's an emotional drunk. I'm sure she cares and loves her kids, but she's not making it better for herself by partying almost every single night. I think it would be smart for her to stay home a little more until this thing blows over.