Basic Instinct 2 wins an award! - INO

KFed really needs cash - SOW

Nicolas Cage is still gorgeous - ICYDK

Bloated Lohan, this picture isn't for the faint of heart - Gabsmash

Macy Gray almost gets arrested for having a dirty mouth - The Evil Beet

Marc Anthony made JLo even more boring - POTP

My friend Eva Torres is in the running to be on the reality show The Next Food Network Star! If you have a free moment please vote for Eva here!

Meet Hercules. He's a 20.2 pound tabby from Oregon. This cat was captured by the Human Society in Oregon when his fat ass got caught in a doggy door. Hercules was trying to sneak into a home to steal some food when his ass couldn't fit through the hole! That dumb dumb!

The owner of the home was shocked to find him and found it quite funny. She said, "It was hilarious to see this big cat struggling to get in. I helped him out of the door and gave him a plate of food on the patio."

The cat was assumed to be a stray, but he actually belongs to someone. Geoff Ernest saw his cat on TV and immediately called the Humane Society to pick him up.

I think I'm in love. Hercules is a BBW and isn't afraid to flaunt it.

Click here to see the video of this fat hotness!

Hilary Swank plays a High School teacher in her new movie Freedom Writers which is ironic since the Oscar winner never got her diploma. Hilary said that she couldn't follow the rules and left to pursue an acting career.

She said, “I’m not proud to say I’m a high-school dropout. I’m not proud that that’s something that happened, but it happened. I think school is really, really important and we have an education problem in this country and it’s a shame. It’s a shame for any kid to feel hopeless about their future.”

Hilary never went back to get her GED. That's weird. I figured Hilary for the smart type that like was top of her class and went to like Yale. That being said, is it gross that I think she's sort of attractive and no I'm not into beastiality!

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Paris Hilton took some time out from being a "serious actress" to sign a gas tank in Los Angeles. A gas tank? Ugh, too bad it's not full of gas so that dude could've poured it all over her ass and lit a match!

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It's a slow news day, so here's some pics of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer being drunken messes on New Year's Eve. Yeah, pretty much boresville. Am I the only one that wants to punch Jessica in the mouth?

Thanks Maria

Bryan Abrams (Color Me Badd); Jeff Cronin (LFO); Jeff Timmons (98 Degrees) and Chris Kirkpatrick (N'Sync) will join has-been forces to create a new boy band and document the experience for Vh1. The untitled project will ask the question we all want the answer to (not really) "Can four grown up boy band heartthrobs join forces to capture new fame and fortune?"

The new group will live together for one year, fall in love with each other make new music, perform as a group and try to defy the odds. Every man is in a differet place in his life. Some are comfortable and just want to make good music and some need the dough badly.

Boy band? These hos are hardly boys, more like Pepaw group. Furthermore, where's Jordan Knight?! No has-been, boy band group is complete without him!

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Lindsay Lohan runs with a ciggie a few days after her appendix surgery in Miami.

Britney Spears, Larry Rudoloph and SPF purchased a teacup chihuahua the other day and have apparently named her "Snow White." She was overheard calling her new $3,200 purchase the name. She has previously owned three teacup chihuahuas, but they haven't been seen around. Britney also won (or lost) Peta's Worst Pet Owner Ever!

Brit was probably in a good mood after her purchase, because shortly after she gave a homeless man $300 in cash.

A source said, “Britney rolled down the window and handed the guy $300. She said, ‘Good luck and happy new year!’ The guy almost had a heart attack. Britney wants to do good — for herself and the world. That’s what she’s all about.”

She's such a generous person! I think we should give her Sainthood! You know Snow White was thinking "Can you give me to the homeless dude instead?"

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First of all, thanks to all of you who sent me this amazing video of Paula Abdul's interview with a Seattle TV station yesterday morning. Since Paula claims she's never been drunk in her life, this is probably the first time we're seeing her drunk. Homegirl is on something! Her eyes are playing trick on me, she's slurring her words, she's bouncing around and she's just an all-around nutcase!

Um...I'll drink whatever she's drinking!

Lindsay Lohan has apparently cooled off her boozing and partying ways, but her mother is picking up where she left off. Dina Lohan is a regular fixture on the NYC scene and regularly shows up in trampy outfits looking like a truck-stop HO. Anyway, Dina showed up to the Kobe Club in NYC the other night wearing boots and a mini-skirt.

Dina and her male date made several diners nauseous when they became very enamored with each other. A witness said, "The guy put his hand under her napkin . . . It went on for like five minutes."

Dina's rep (she has a rep?) has said this is a disgusting lie!

It's disgusting alright, but I'm sure it's not a lie!

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