Tom Cruise wet dream slowwly turns to a nightmare. - The Hoople

Congrats to THE HOOPLE for winning this contest and getting the season 1 DVD of HBO's EXTRAS starring Ricky Gervais. The box set features never-before-seen deleted scenes featuring Kate Winslet, Samuel L. Jackson and Patrick Stewart. If you didn't win, don't fret! I'll be giving away EXTRAS DVDs all week!

Also, don't forget to watch the season 2 premiere of EXTRAS featuring Orlando Bloom this Sunday, January 14th at 10pm on HBO! Click here to watch a preview.

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This rumor is a little far fetched, but MediaTakeOut.com is reporting that an assistant of Beyonce is fearing for her safety from the jaws of Jay-Z. She wrote this e-mail to them:

Seems that for a while he's had a problem with keeping his hands to himself. Now I've never seen him just flat out strike Bee, but too many times have I seem him shove and push her.

At first I thought that it was just a little horse play thing between the two - but once I saw how embarrassed Bee was to be man-handled in the front of me in St. Tropez - I realized that it was no joke.

I've been [Beyonce's assistant] and friend for a while now and I've always wanted to say something but I never felt it was my place. He treats Beyonce like she's an object and not a person. The [EXPLETIVE] should be happy that a beautiful woman finally wants and loves his ugly [EXPLETIVE] for more than just what's in his pockets.

What does expletive mean? A video was passed around the internet a couple of years ago of Jay-Z delivering beat downs to a woman. The truth was apparently that Jay was friends with the girl and they were just messing around.

Yeah, I'm not sure if Jay is the type to deliver blows to his girl. Furthermore, I'm sure Papa Knowles would immediately go into PR overdrive if he found out about this and immediately sell the story to anyone who would listen.

Mary-Kate Olsen in Factory Girl!!! Mollygood has this little clip of MK's cameo in FG starring Sienna Miller. And by cameo I mean, an extra. This apparently is her entire role! If you blink you will miss her. So keep your eyes open. She's standing in the back in some black dress. Honestly, she probably puts in a more riveting and honest performance than Sienna!

Paula Abdul will bring her crazy to the big-screen version of Bratz based on the slutwhoreskank dolls. Paula will use her talents to serve as a choreographer, fashion stylist, casting assistant, executive producer and on-screen character in the film.

The live-action film will come out this August and follows four teenage hos from socially and economically diverse backgrounds. What they have in common is their wish to be themselves and realize their dreams and aspirations. They start their journey separated by high school cliques, only to realize that by becoming Bratz, their lives will be more fulfilling.

This movie should just be made into porn. That's basically what these dolls look like. They straight-up look like Thai, tranny hooks. You know they sell their plastic punane on the side. Paula will fit right in.

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Let me sum it up for you. Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walters gave each other high-fives this morning on "The View" after calling Donald Trump a "poor, pathetic man."

Donald can't keep his nasty lips shut of course. So...it's his turn:

Blah..blah...blah...Barbara read her statement off a cue card...blah...blah..blah.....Rosie just pushed her out like a pathetic puppet....blah...blah..blah...Barbara has become a sad figurehead dominated by a third-rate comedian and I wish she had not chosen me as one of the "10 Most Fascintating People"....blah...blah...blah....

Read the whole thing here.

I'll patiently await Babs and Rosie's response tomorrow. Source and Image Source

Elizabeth Hurley's lavish wedding to Arun Nayer will have a dress code. Invitations were sent out to Posh & Becks, Elton John and other celebrities for the wedding in March. The ceremony will take place in both England and India.

Elizabeth demands that women must wear pink saris and dudes must wear orange tunics and turbans. The invitation says that the dress code for other events besides the actual wedding must be " glamorous casual" to "glamorous and fabulous".

What the hell is "glamorous casual?" Is that like tight jeans and a rhinestone belt ala Joan Collins at the ranch? Guests do not have to worry about bringing their outfits to India. Elizabeth will open up a "shop" at her hotel in Mumbai for guests to pick out clothes.

How is Posh going to wear pink? Isn't she like allergic to color? She's probably going to be a total ho about it and wear black with a little pink diamond. This wedding is going to be a gaudy mess. Orange and pink everywhere? Ugh, I already need sunglasses for the pics.

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Yvonne De Carlo star of "The Munsters" died Monday of natural causes at the age of 84 in Woodland Hills, CA.

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Michelle Pfeiffer looks so hot in the Hairspray movie. Too bad it's going to suck harder than Travolta in a girdle - Just Jared

Vintage Kurt Cobain in a fight - Cityrag

Ashlee Simpson is beautiful - IDLYITW

Mariska Hargitay and baby in a milk ad - Gabsmash

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are such nerds - Hollywood Tuna

Lindsay Lohan's Bobby reunion invite must've gotten lost in the mail - Mollygood

Clive Owen is the new face of Lancome for dudes - CN

Twins for Julia Roberts again? - Popsugar

Nick Lachey isn't ready to marry Vanessa Manillaenvelopes - Hollywood Rag

Katie Holmes deals with the pain from marrying Tom Cruise by spending his cash - ASL

Lady Sovereign isn't a fan of fried dough - Idolator

A People's Choice Awards mega photo post - Egotastic!

Vote for HS of the Year one more time! I'll name the final 6 Thursday.