No that's just Ellen Degeneres and Cameron Diaz at last night's People's Choice Awards. Ellen won Favorite Gay Talk Show Host and Cameron Diaz won Favorite Leading Piece of Trash Lady.

Cameron looks hot from the neck down, but I'm sorry...I can't stand that bird's mug. Her body looks hot when it's covered up with chiffon and her face should follow suit.

38-year-old Marilyn Manson is dating 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood. Marilyn's wife of one-year Dita Von Teese recently filed from divorce. Friends of Dita claim that Marilyn is crazy and a real boozer. Marilyn and Evan have been friends for a while and she stars in his Alice in Wonderland film, Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll.

Evan has had roles in Thirteen, Running with Scissors and the Upside of Anger. She's also now one of the dumbest broads in Hollyweird and that's an understatement. I mean does Marilyn even have a peen?

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Page Six had this Blind Item a few days ago:

WHICH Tinseltown sex siren with a humanitarian streak has resumed her old habit of dabbling with heroin? She paid a recent visit to an old rock star friend and joined him in narcotic stupor.

Today they write this about Marilyn Manson and Angelina Jolie:

Another Manson-watcher tells Page Six he's also close pals with Brad Pitt's paramour, Angelina Jolie - who caught up with the rock star when she was in L.A. a little over five months ago. "They've known each other for a long time," said our source, "since she was way more wild than she is now - they are still good friends, though."

You do the math. Actually don't, cause I know you're bad at it. Basically, Angelina Jolie loves to shoot up. She probably does it between her toes.

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For the 1 person out there that isn't blind, here's Paris Hilton showing some nip-nastiness . The only thing I have to say is that I'm surprised at how clean it is. I would expect like warts, ants, caca stains and what not on that thing. It's probably a fake. The NSFW version is after the jump.

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Mr. Blackwell has named his worst and best dressed celebrities of the year. Not surprisingly, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears tied for the worst.

The Worst:
10. Meryl Streep - Why?
9. Sandra Oh - Who?
8. Tori Spelling - Ok
7. Sharon Stone - Ok
6. Paula Abdul - Ok
5. Mariah Carey - Why?
4. Christina Aguilera - Why?
3. Lindsay Lohan - Why?
2. Camilla Parker-Bowles - Who?
1. Britney and Paris - Ok

The best included Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce, Marcia Cross, Kate Winslet, Heidi Klum and Barbra Streisand.

Um...where's Kate Moss, the Olsens, Nicole Richie, Posh Beckham, Sienna Miller, Cory Kennedy (lol)? Mr. Blackwell needs to stop. He usually gets it wrong. I agree with him about Britney, but I don't think Paris is that bad. She's just a bore. She doesn't even deserved to be mentioned.

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I need to warn you of a few things before you view this masterpiece of a YouTube. The video is loooong, almost 10 minutes. Second, it's probably more entertaining if you're high on something, whether it be crazy pills or whatever. Just get something quick.

This was made back in the 80s and I'm not sure what purpose it's trying to serve. It's of Young and the Restless star, Brenda Dickson, giving some kind of lesson in fashion, make-up and health. She "teleports" you into her life where she shares her tips on everything from what to wear to what to eat.

Seriously, I'm going to follow all of her steps. I'm going to do 30 minutes of cardio a day, because it will "be the answer to all my problems" like she said. Anyway, take a few minutes to watch this thing. You can watch Part II here.

50 Cent has sold everything from music to vitamin water to clothes to video games to books and he's now selling rubbers. Yeah, penis raincoats. He's hoping that if he puts his name on a sperm blocker that kids will use them and not get diseases or knocked up.

He said, "The kids become immune when you constantly beat them over the head. We have to be a little more creative about it. It's the same with safe sex. As opposed to being part of a safe-sex campaign, I'm going to make condoms and donate a part of the proceeds to HIV awareness."

Part of the proceeds?! Cheap ass. How much is that mess going to ask? If it's more than half a dolla, I'm not buying it. I'll stick a rubber band and ziplock bag!

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