Vanessa ManillaFolders dropped the F bomb last night during her NYE hosting duties on MTV. Fire this ho pronto! She was probably all excited from her man (Nick Lachey) watching her work. I say give this ho her pink slip!

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Here's the hotness that is Carson Daly at his NYE party last night at Rosleand in NYC. I'm not sure who the woman next to him is, but I'm sure her loins are just aching for his bug eyes to just attack her. Is he like 60? Seriously, is he?

Where do I begin? The eyebrows, the weave, the thunder thighs....Britney Spears tries to pull it together but it just doesn't come together. She showed off her tree trunk legs at Pure in Las Vegas for New Years last night. Fortunately, she kept her lady lumps to herself. She's sweatin up a storm. One of my resolutions is to try and be nicer to her and I just broke it. Oh well!

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Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian spent yesterday in Sydney shopping up a storm. Kim even looks trashier than Paris which totally boggles my mind. I mean Louis Vuitton purse and bathing suit? Homegirl looks like she got that in Chinatown. That bag looks like an usued prop from Married to the Mob. If you told me Kim Kardashian was a tranny, Thai hooker...I'd believe you.

I'm totally late on this, but I'm a drunk mess. Happy Belated Belated New Years to all! Hopefully 2007 will be filled with more dirty bagina shots and lots and lots of DUIs! Here's some pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilowhatever at MTV's Times Square thingee last night. It kind of makes me horny. Have a hot hot New Years day all!!!

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KFed partied at Prive in Miami and this brings up a lot of questions. First, how was he let in? Second, why are people still taking his photo? Third, does Greyhound go to Miami? I mean....oh and I have no idea who that old dude is.

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Harrison Ford will don the khakis yet again for Indiana Jones 4! Shooting will begin next year for a 2008 release. George Lucas confirmed that he's finalized the final script with Steven Spielberg.

He said, "It's going to be fantastic. It's going to be the best one yet. Mostly, it's the charm of Harrison that makes it work." Harrison's old ass is 64, but George insists he's fit enough to work. He promises that the next one will be filled with many mysteries.

Yeah one of the biggest mysteries will be how on Earth an old ass like this is doing these stunts? Calista Flockhart should totally sign up to play a mummy.

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Steve-O seems to be lighting something up at Prive last night in Miami. He partied with Lindsay Lohan, KFed, Fat Joe and Nick Cannon. Whatever he's smoking, pass it. He's ghetto so it's probably the crackazz on a lightbulb.