Leonardo DiCaprio was so touched by the African orphans he met while filming Blood Diamond that he adopted one. Yes, he's followed in the footsteps of Madonna and Angelina Jolie and picked one up. Except, he left the little girl in Africa. Leo will not raise or live with the child. He will simply act like any good father and just cut a check every month and call her once and a while.

He apparently became fascinated with the girl and couldn't just leave her there without any support. And that's the way you do it! Who wants to be woken up by some screaming brat or have some little kid barf all over your persons? Nu-uh. Leo wants to be able to eat his twinkie in private and watch his favorite moments from Titanic by his lonesome. That's how you do it.

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Rapper Busta Rhymes was arrested in Manhattan yesterday for allegedly punching out one of his former employees outside his offices the day after Christmas. Merry Christmas, here's your bonus bitch! The former employee (who has not been named) has said it was due to "payroll issues" and he immediately filed a complaint with the police after his ass was punched. Busta will be arraigned today.

This is not his first trouble with the law. Last August he was charged and arrested for kicking a teen boy in the head.

He has to stay in the news somehow. I guess this is his version of a "pink slip?"

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Fox's The O.C. will play its last episode on February 22, 2007. This is currently the show's fourth season. After last season where viewers saw Mischa Barton's character die in a fiery car crash, many knew that this season would probably be its finale. The show has had a severe ratings drop since its premiere. It has lost nearly half of its audience.

The show currently stars Rachel Bilson, Adam Brody, Benjamin Mckenzie and some other people.

At least I can finally get that stupid "California" song stuck out of my head. Dammit! I just got it back in. We'll probably never hear from any of these people ever again. Well, they might make a cameo as a dead ho on CSI or something.

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“Pull my hair! Pull my hair!!” - The Hoople

Runner-ups:

We are in the desert goddamn it. You could of brought some lube. - No Anjl

Camel lovin’ had me a blast
Camel lovin’ happened so fast
I met a soldier crazy for me
I met a camel cute as can be
Summer Days Driftin’ away to those Arabian Nights… - Loozer

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Vanity (48)
Julia Ormond (42)
Dave Foley (44)
Patrick Cassidy (45)
Michael Stipe (47)
Julian Sands (49)
Tina Knowles (53) Dyan Cannon (70)
Jane Wyman (93)

Hollyscoop is reporting that Halle Berry may be pregnant with the hotness that is Gabriel Aubry's child. They claim that sources close to her are saying she's expecting. Halle met model Gabriel during a Versace photoshoot only months ago, but she's already stated publicly that she wants to have his kids. The two are 9 years apart.

Hottest kids ever. Well, maybe. Sometimes two hotties do not make a hot. I mean look at Heidi Klum and Seal. Fug babies everywhere. Anywhere, I hope Halle has finally found happiness. Homegirl deserves it after trying to kill herself and dogs by suffocating her ass in a Volvo.

Methinks Daniel Craig got a little airbrushing too. They were smart to keep the lights dim!

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Tyra Chunks - Egotastic!

Demi Moore's retro looking Vanity Fair cover - Popbytes

Scott Storch tries to buy his fug ass into Lohan's pants, it will probably work - ASL

Tobey Maguire's little baby - Celebrity Nation

Kristin Cavallari's new dude needs to rethink the do' - Popsugar

Tony Parker won't be having a bachelor party - Hollywood Rag

Heroes Spoilers - Just Jared

Beyonce won't be getting an Oscar anytime soon - IDLYITW

Teri Snatchers looking hot - Cityrag

Beyonce and Jay-Z's romantic holiday, barf - Mollygood

Lindsay Lohan talks on her cell phone in the pool - Hollywood Tuna

NBC has greenlit a one-hour pilot for a remake of The Bionic Woman. The 1976 classic TV show starred Lindsay Wagner as Jaime Sommers, a female cyborg spy. The network gave a cast-contingent order to the pilot. No word yet on when shooting will begin or who will star as the title role.

The original was a spin-off of The Six Million Dollar Man. It followed Jaime Sommers, a tennis champion, after she's almost killed in an accident. The U.S. Government saves her ass by giving her fake parts with special superhuman powers. She uses these powers to battle fembots and spies. Lindsay Wagner won an Emmy for her work.

Ugh, here we go again. Ruining a classic! There's a lot of talented hos out there that can come up with original and interesting ideas. Why do we need to bring the past back? That being said, I really think CoCo should play the title role. That's just my idea and I think it's brilliant.

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