John Mayer and Jessica Simpson spent their New Year's eve making out in front of everyone at the Hudson Hotel in NYC for Christina Aguilera's party. They apparently spent the entire weekend together in NYC are both are happy that the media hasn't really caught wind of them. Um...probably because they don't care?

A source said, "John has been thrilled that they have been tricking the media, but she doesn't really care. His Christmas present to her was a framed copy of the Us Weekly cover that says 'Dumped: John ditches Jessica.'"

The couple are still in NYC at some hotel in SoHo. They probably aren't trying to hide it from the media, they are trying to hide it from Papa Joe! He doesn't want his main piece cheating on him.

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Oprah Winfrey celebrated her New Year in South Africa by opening up the $40 million girls school she paid for. Oprah made a promise to Nelson Mandela six years ago that she would come to South Africa and help the children. The new school will give an education to 150 girls. The school located in Henley-on-Klip is called Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy. How fitting. Tina Turner, Mariah Carey, Mary J. Blige and Spike Lee were all in attendance. They each brought a personally inscribed book for the school. Mariah can't read! They asked her to bring a book and she probably brought her own Tour book with dazzling pictures of her.

Oprah also ruffled a few feathers when she said that she chose to do this in Africa and not the US, because children here don't give a damn. She said, "I became so frustrated with visiting inner-city schools [in the U.S.]. If you ask the kids what they want or need, they will say an iPod or some sneakers. In South Africa, they don't ask for money or toys. They ask for uniforms so they can go to school."

Um...do those girls really need a nail salon and a yoga studio? Because Oprah made sure to include one when she opened the school.

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ABC has greenlit production for a TV version of the film Mr. & Mrs. Smith which starred Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The movie followed two married assassins hired to kill each other. Doug Liman directed the feature film and will also direct the TV show which is looking to debut in the Fall of this year.

Writer Simon Kinsberg said, "It's essentially 'Married ... With Children' with guns. The show takes all the marital issues a couple has and blows them up to action-genre size."

The show will take place six months after the movie. They are looking to begin shooting in March. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are most likely NOT reprising their roles.

Why does Hollywood do this? Can't they come up with any original ideas. I'm thinking two major D-listers for the leads. Let's see we can have Andrew Shue, Dean Cain, Richard Dean Anderson or David Charvet for the Brad Pitt role. We can have Tiffani Thiessen, Shannen Doherty, Lisa Rinna or Mel Harris for the Angelina Jolie role. Brilliant.

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Pictures of Kimbo Stewart's sexy ass is just the way to start your day! Kim had no business showing this part of her body on the beach in Miami on Sunday. I mean...she needs to cover her ass up and go get those titties fixed! I mean one is like melting into her body. That being said, I'd hit it from behind only.

Kate Moss' spokeswhore claims that the reports coming in that she married Pete Doherty in Thailand yesterday are a falsity. It was reported that the two exchanged vows in a ceremony in Phuket.

He said, "Contrary to various entirely false media reports today, there has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday."

Petey Bird is in Phuket with Moss, but friends say there wasn't a wedding. They probably just got really high and decided to have some kind of stupid, fake wedding. Who knows though, her ass could be lying and they could be married. Ugh, who cares with them anymore. Quit playing games with my heart!

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God,why couldn't you have taken me instead? Better yet, why couldn't you have taken Jordan?! Well, the tard has hit the fan! Harvey Price was injured in his home yesterday afternoon and received serious burns. It is not known where he was burned or how. He was rushed to the hospital right before Jordan and Peter Andre's big New Year's Eve bash. The party was cancelled and Jordan has been at his side every since. Harvey is currently in a specialist burns unit at London’s Chelsea and Westminster Hospital. A source close to Jordan claims Harvye will be in the hospital for a while.

Jordan is four months pregnant with Peter Andre's second child. Harvey is partially blind and is also autistic. How could Jordan do this to him? You know her stupid ass was trying to make some special dinner and burned his ass. Dumb slags don't belong in the kitchen, because things like this happen!

Oh Harvey, whatever you do...don't go towards the light! If you do see the light, please ask the man standing at the end of it if he can take your tramp-bag mother instead. He will agree to this.

All of you must pray for Harvey! He is an angel sent to us!

That is all.....

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Earlier I posted on how Britney Spears collapsed at around 1am this morning while hosting a party at Pure in Las Vegas. It was reported that she was dragged out of the club. Larry Rudolph, her manager, claims that she was just tired.

He said, "By about one o'clock, she was just done, so we took her out. She was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep."

He said that she didn't seek medical attention nor did anyone carry her out. He said they both walked out of the club together.

A source said, "She was absolutely not carried out of the club. Her security and Pure's security walked her out ... She didn't pass out or faint or any of that."

Booring and they need to stop lying. She was tired, because she was DRUNK! There's nothing wrong with it, but less be real. You know JJ had to hold up his mommy's weave while she yacked raw fish into the toilet again! Britney ask Lindsay Lohan about "the steps."

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