on that piece of trash Patricia Heaton:
"I used to think Patricia Heaton was funny, but now I'm just grossed out by her! The whole gay issue, I gotta tell you - when I hear Patricia talking her bull---- and saying it's not in the Bible that gay people should be together - those are the pieces of information that I can't forget about. Patty Heaton has the gayest makeup person you've ever seen," Kathy told the audience. "I can't get beyond it. It's the hypocrisy."
Miss USA, Tara Conner, has apparently been in rehab before. The National Enquirer is reporting that her ass went to rehab as a high school student when she was booted off the cheerleading squad.
A friend of Tara's said, “She’d been booted off the Russell County High cheerleading squad because she was busted for having vodka, marijuana and boys in her room at the National Cheerleading Competition in Orlando, Fla. Tara was once escorted to the principal’s office for having beer in class. She was also removed from Russell County High for being drunk in class.”
Tara also received new tits for a High School graduation present. Tara is currently getting treatment at the Caron Foundation rehab center in Pennsylvania. She is expected to stay there for one month per her agreement with Donald Trump.
I mean who really cares about this story? I just wanted an excuse to post another picture of this dumb ho trying to fake cry. She's so awful at it.
What the hell is Gisele Bundchen playing with? - Derek Hail
Lucy Pinder's boobs keep her working - Hollywood Tuna
Wentworth Miller goes down for the holidays - Popsugar
Paris Hilton fancies herself an American Princess Fantasy...WTF does that mean? - Hollywood Rag
The official Fantastic Four 2 trailer - Just Jared
Kim Kardashian might be a porn star - IDLYITW
Maria Sharapova's 2007 SI Calendar - Cityrag
Jessica Simpson's 2007 can't be any worse than her 2006 - Mollygood
Diddy apologizes for using dog fur - ASL
High-Res of the hotness that is Jessica Biel on the beach - Egotastic!
Even Britney Spears' toes are obese - Popbytes
It Looks like Jeff Reed is a fan of manscaping! This self-shot picture from a cameraphone is apparently from Pittsburgh Steelers kicker, Jeff Reed. Who knew that football players spent so much time cleaning up the pubic situation. Let's hope he cleans the butthole area hair-free as well. Ugh, cameraphone-bathroom pics are so lame. I've done it though. SHUSH!!! Click below to see the NSFW version.
Image Source: Towleroad
One of the UK's biggest TV hits, Celebrity Big Brother, will debut on January 3, 2007. The line-up is kept under wraps until the big night. Several names have already been thrown around from The Hoff to Kimberly Stewart to Dirk Benedict. Producers apparently approached rap star, Lil' Kim and she agreed to do it as long as the following conditions were met.
Kim wants $1 million for her appearance. She also wants a personal assistant living in the house with her. She has requested a two-week all-paid luxury vacation in London following taping of the show. She also wants final approval of all footage taken of her, which is impossible becaue the show is live.
Producers will also need to provide sunglasses to all of the other "celebrities" so they won't melt from looking at her fug face! Actually, they will need to provide the whole country with special screens on their TV to protect us from her alien-ness.
Britney Spears seemed to be cleaned up when she showed up at Lex Deux Cafe last week, but it didn't stay that way. She apparently got so trashed that she couldn't walk straight and kept falling over. At about 2am, Brit Brit suddenly started up-chucking everywhere!
A source said, "There was barf all over the floor, some got on her; it smelled horrible. It was disgusting. It might have been sushi and saki she was spewing, since she'd dined at Katana Sushi Bar in West Hollywood a few hours earlier. Someone ordered some pasta. Brit's handlers wanted her to eat something, to try to fill her stomach with something besides alcohol. They didn't want her getting alcohol poisoning and be rushed to a hospital. She ate a few bites, enough to settle her stomach."
A few minutes later she was carried out to her car. The paparazzi had left by then. Britney vom? Ugh, that just made me dry heave. Thank God the raw fish was there or it would probably smell even worse. A mixture of Paris' vagina juices, cheetos, red bull and every single item at Coffee Bean. Poor SPF and JJ had to smell that nasty bref in the morning. Child abuse!
Renee Zellweger's secret facial - INO
Ewan McGregory enjoys being naked - ICYDK
Paris calls Britney "The Animal" - Holy Candy
MK Olsen gets herself some new blood - CW
Are Britney and Paris enemies now...do we care? - SOW
Tara Reid exposed her frankentummy yet again in St. Barths yesterday. Why hasn't the government done something about this? They really should deport her ass and her stomach. I mean, that thing looks like it has a brain of its own and will eat and kill everything in its path. That being said, scrambled eggs for breakfast!
Mariah Carey hosted a Niche Media party last night in Aspen, Colorado. I'm not sure what she's wearing and I'm not sure how to comment on it. It looks like she cut up a puffy jacket and made a shrug out of it. She also stole that Rolling Stones bedazzled top from a 12-year-old. Oh Mariah.......you are the true queen H.A.M.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty will be married by the end of 2006 according to friends of the couple. They claim that they were told the pair will be married in a civil ceremony any day now. They were also told to clear their schedules for the week of January 18th, so they can fly to Ibiza and celebrate the couple's marriage. Several friends have already booked their arrangements.
A source said, "There's been a bit of a tussle over the guest list, which is small because Kate is concerned that some of Pete's hangers-on are bad news, but he's determined to have his mates there."
Just let them get married already and OD in their wedding clothes. Who cares already. Pete will always be a junkie and Kate will always be dickmatized. It's just the facts folks. Truth hurts.