Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield, The Sweet Valley Twins
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Hector Elizondo (70)
Please welcome to the world...........
In honor of the 2 people to have incredibly impacted me and Kim's lives......
We're proud to announce that we are NAMING the twins after our beloved grandmothers....
Kim's grandmother's name is Lila Star.
My grandmother's name was Jessie Smalls...
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN...
****PLEASE WELCOME TO THE WORLD****
5 lbs....19 1/4 inches
D'Lila Star Combs
5 lbs/4 oz....19 1/2 inches
Jessie James Combs
WATCH OUT WORLD!!!!
GOD is the Greatest......
All the Time!!!!!!!
God is the Greatest
That Diddy has a way with words and periods too. D'Lila and Jessie? Boooring!
This morning I posted photos of Miss Nevada, Katie Ress, making out with girls in a bar and exposing herself. Well, a statement has been released:
"Katie Rees has been relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007. First Runner-up Helen Salas will assume the title and compete at the 2007 MISS USA Pageant on March 23 in Los Angeles."
The decision came from the Miss Universe President, Paula M. Shugart
And to think she was my favorite! I knew in my heart of hearts that she would suck and expose herself to the title and now this. This is not fair! Why did Miss USA's blowjob to Donald count, but not Miss Nevadas? Prejudiced!
Heidi Klum looks like she hasn't slept in centuries as she brings her new baby around Aspen. That baby is probably a popsicle now. He needs to give his mom a break, because homegirl looks used up!
Jessica Simpson flubbed some lines of 9 to 5 for a Kennedy Center tribute to Dolly Parton. She ran offstage and told Dolly she was sorry. Offstage her mother gave her a verbal beating in front of Dolly and told her what's what. Jessica got a second chance and performed the song again, but apparently the second one was bad too.
She's now ordered that the performance be cut completely from the TV show set to air December 26th.
The producers said, "We appreciate the time and energy Ms. Simpson put into this event, and respect the high standards she has for herself and that of the Kennedy Center Honors."
High standards?! What high standards? She wears Barbie hair for damnsake! Why watch it on TV anyway when you can see it from the comfort of your cubicle on YouTube!
Reichen VS Perez, Round 2 - Reichen's MySpace
Paypal dumps Vincent Gallo where it hurts - A Socialite's Life
Cameron Diaz wants everyone to know she loves loves sex - Egotastic!
Gwen Stefani buys JLo's old house - Popsugar
KFed to fake fight on NYE - Hollywood Rag
Evangeline Lilly checks out her burnt bra - Just Jared
The Pussycat Dolls are a wreck - IDLYITW
Elton John and Sting make a hot couple - Cityrag
Lindsay Lohan's thighs have healed - Mollygood
Michelle Trachtenburg is the ghost of Xmas gross - Hollywood Tuna
Grey's Anatomy are the top entertainers of 2006...bleh - Celebrity Nation
Vintage Shelley Long in panties! Need I say more? - Drunken Stepfather
What did Britney Spears do last night? Well, she made a pasta dinner for her kids, did the dishes, watched a video, sang them a goodnight lullaby and retired early with some tea and a Dickinson novel. No....ho went out of course. This time Les Deux Cafe was her battleground of choice. She looked a little better with her weaved straightened out and her trash covered up. I'm sure she's working some pasties and a muff cover under that trench. We'll see the pictures any day now.
Beyonce lost 20-pounds to play Deena Jones in the Dreamgirls movie. She did it by detoxing for 2 weeks. According to the detox you can only drink water with maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne pepper. I did it for like one day and basically shat my insides out, so I basically bounced that idea out. This ho did it for two weeks. She's now trying to get back the pounds she lost.
How is she going to do that? She's planning to pig out during Christmas. She said, "I'm going to be eating for America over Christmas to get some more junk in my trunk. So raise a glass and toast for me, people."
She should just take the fat from her wig and inject it into her body. Seriously, that thing must weight 50-pounds.
After Donald's tirade of fat jokes and threatening to steal her girlfriend on several entertainment shows last night. Rosie responded on The View. She said that she brought her girlfriend along just in case someone with a combover came and stole him. Ok, Donald....it's your move!