The God Warrior herself, Marguerite Perrin, will be her Jesus trunk back to Trading Spouses in January. Marge refused the $50,000 money, because she felt it was the devil's dollar or something. She wanted to use the cash to get gastric bypass. She has apparently since lost 95lbs.
The networks says that the two-part episode takes Perrin to the Florida home of Abasi Malone and LaToya Brown, where their 7-year-old daughter, Shachamaah, is home schooled by Mom. Dad drives a taxi and has a newspaper route.
FOX promises that Marguerite and Abasi will butt heads over their views on race, politics, and social injustice.
The show will air January 19th so set your Tivos! Click here to see new sexy pictures of Marguerite. I really hope she turns out again this time, because that show has been sucking big time. They really should've put her in with a family that believe in Satan, so we can watch her head and ass explode. I just realized that one of her ass cheeks is bigger than her head.
SHE IS NOT A CHRISTIAAAANN!!!!
Rosie O'Donnell slammed Donald Trump on The View this morning and he wants to sue her ass for it! Rosie spoke out about Donald Trump's speech during yesterday's Miss USA press conference.
Donald said, "I've always been a believer in second chances. Tara is good person. Tara has tried hard. Tara is going to be given a second chance."
Rosie said, "(He) left the first wife – had an affair. (He) had kids both times, but he's the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend."
Rosie said, Donald is like the "snake-oil salesman on Little House On The Prairie. This is not a self-made man."
Donald said, "She talked about the Miss USA contest, which has terrific ratings on NBC. Miss America got thrown off of network television! It's (on cable), where nobody watches it. And my father never gave me tons of money. I think she's just terrible."
Rosie said, "Here comes the lawsuit. Get ready. This is going to be good."
Ugh, can't they fight it out over a plate of eclairs? Rosie is on a talk show where she gives her opinion and Donald loves to give his. They just need to wrestle already. Wrestle in a large tub of Crisco. Sexy, right?
Celebrity Xmas cards - GOTA
Britney Spears tries to make KFed jealous and basically he just wants to get paid - A Socialite's Life
Paris asks Britney for marriage advice...um... - Egotastic!
If Tori Spelling ever shows her vajayjay may lighting strike me hard - Popsugar
Halle Berry the singer? - Hollywood Tuna
The Transformers trailer - IDLYITW
Famke Janssen and her hot pug do Peta - Just Jared
Just stop Heather Graham, just stop - Hollywood Tuna
Secret drug parties of the stars - Cityrag
Is that Dominic Purcell in an ad for a gay sex website? - Towelroad
Angelina Jolie found it so hard to play a woman who has an affair with a man in The Good Sheperd, because that kind of behavior disgusts her. She stands by her claim that she didn't get sexy time with Brad Pitt while he was married to Jennifer Aniston.
She said, "She does one of the worst things a woman could do. One scene I actually had trouble shooting because I'm so against that behaviour. She seduces him, and entraps him into having a child. There's not much worse than that, is there? But they're both at fault. They both had sex that night."
Hmm...yeah there's worse then that. Like murdering a child, punching a puppy in the face, burying a beautiful bunny alive and eating your own toe jam. Please, she's a liar. She knows very well that she used her vagina to hypnotize Brad into leaving Aniston. She probably screwed Matt Damon too. Let's be real, she's a maneater.
They are probably still too big for her.
Patricia Heaton is a major piece of trash. She won't shut her mouth and keep her place as a sitcom joke. Instead, she mouths off on all subects, because she thinks she actually has something to give to this world. Well, mother of 4 Patricia said that she checks her son's emails all the time and constantly check up on them to see what they are doing.
Patricia said her oldest son, Sam, 13, isn't interested in girls because of her, "I think he is and the only way I know this is because I check his emails. When he goes to sleep I get his cell phone and check his text messages."
"They don't talk to me about anything. They're boys. 'How was school?' 'Fine.' 'What happened?' 'Nothing. And then a parent will call and say, 'Did you hear about the stabbing on the playground?' And I'm like, 'Why didn't you tell me about the stabbing on the playground?'"
Stabbing at the playground? What kind of ghetto school do they go to? Has Patricia ever thought maybe her son doesn't like girls, because he likes dudes! That would crush her world, because she's a known fag hater! She better watch out, because her sons may lose it one day and pull a Menendez on her ass!!
The X-James Bond has really let himself go - Mollygood
Will Brad and Angie give up acting for their kids? - SOW
Simon Cowell promises the next American Idol will be extreme. Yeah extremely lame - Gabsmash
Does Jennifer Aniston want Brad back? - ICYDK
Ahaha, I like seeing Tara Conner cry - Derek Hail
Britney Spears brought her 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, to a Hollywood tat parlor late the other night. Brit looks like she was washed in a tub of lard and deep fried in a batter of pig fat. Seriously, she looked like hell. It's unclear if Brit bought her younger sister a little ink, but Brit couldn't help it and picked some up for herself. I wonder what kind of tat she got? Probably something lame like "Hot Mama" or "Dirty Puss" or "Single & Lovin' It!"
Unfortunately, this wasn't the case. Britney was having her matching dice tat she shared with KFed on her wrist changed. What can you make out of two dice? Bull nuts? Yeah, that's what she had them changed to.
I'm surprised to hear that Martha Stewart used to date Anthony Hopkins. Am I like the only one that hasn't heard this caca before? Well, during an interview with Howard Stern she said that she had to break things off with Anthony, because she couldn't stop thinking of Hannibal Lecter when she looked at him.
She said, "I would have probably had a very nice relationship with Anthony Hopkins, but I couldn't get past the Lecter thing. Oh, I loved him, but he was... scary. I was going to invite him up to Maine; I have this beautiful home in Maine... but then I reconsidered because I saw that movie again. Do you want someone eating your brain while you are sitting in your beautiful dining room in Maine?"
What a stupid stupid bitch! She should be lucky anyone would want to go muff diving on her. She's a frigid ho. I mean she could've had some real funny. She should've dressed her snatched up with fava beans and had him eat them out. I mean that's romance.
It gets worse. Not only are people making a musical version of the Madonna film Desperately Seeking Susan, but they are setting it to the music of Blondie. WTF?! The musical will open next year in the West End of London. Debbie or Deborah Harrry will also write a new song for the musical.
The story centers on Roberta Glass, a bored New Jersey housewife who seeks adventure through her obsession with personal ads and the mysterious Susan, a street-smart East Village drifter. When Roberta suffers a bad case of amnesia, she and Susan unexpectedly swap lives and are plunged into a world of jewel heists, magic shows and rock ‘n' roll. The collision of Roberta and Susan's identities takes them on a wild journey of mystery, self-awareness, and true love—with both women discovering that you never know where your life is going, until something magical happens. The film, written by Leora Barish and directed by Susan Seidelman, marked the big screen debut of Madonna, who played the role of Susan. Rosanna Arquette co-starred as Roberta.
Let's hope they put the nail in the coffin by casting Madonna. I mean...seeing her play 20 would be a revelation. I mean...this is probably going to be so bad it's going to be good. I like to know when they come up with these ideas. Methinks they come up with them after a long night of coke binging and stripper hunting. Desperately Seeking Susan set to Blondie?!? This is the devil's work!