Star Jones Admits to Being a C-U-Next-Tuesday

Star Jones earned quite a reputation on The View as a stupid ass ho who would make outrageous demands. She's owning up to her behavior sort of, but most likely isn't learning from it. She told Extra, "I've earned that diva image. It's not something that I can hide from. I admit sometimes I have enjoyed the celebrity more than I should have. It was well-earned, but it's softened now."
Well earned?! She is only softening it now, cause she can't afford it. Before she could bully people into giving her what she wanted or she'd smear their name on her TV show, but now ho has nothing. What is she going to threaten? That if they don't give up she's going to tell her flaming ass husband. Please.
Afternoon Crumbs

A plethora of hot Brad Pitt pics for you to wank off to - Just Jared
Blohan really has no business driving - TMZ
Miss USA's coke problem may be more serious than we think - IDLYITW
Brooke Hogan's trashy Xmas - Drunken Stepfather
Another look at Selma Blair's interesting hair choice - ICYDK
Lucy Pinder is extremely generous - Hollywood Tuna
Colin Farrell's new lady? - A Socialite's Life
Sienna Miller has a brilliant diet tip for young girls - Egotastic!
Britney Spears is still stripping and cue vomit - Popsugar
Jessica Simpson has a lot of plastic surgery plans - Hollywood Rag
Britney Decorates Her Christmas Tree with Bottles of Rat Piss
Access Hollywood got a SUPER ULTRA EXCLUSIVE SUPER EXCLUSIVE peek into Britney Spears' home last night. Brit basically showed us her Christmas tree and hawked her dumb ass fragrances. She said that her favorite gift to give this year is her trash scents and even called them sexy. She didn't mention it, but when she runs out of booze she probably drinks it.
Salt Water Taffy Face

Okay, take a hold of one side of Julia Stiles face and I'll take the other side and then we'll both start walking far away and see how far it stretches. I'm sure we can go for miles and then we'll let go and hopefully she'll explode into a million delicious salt water taffy pieces!
Julia Stiles is seen here last night at the Children of Men screening in NYC. Is she in that movie? Ugh, I hope not...because everytime I see her on screen I just want to take her nose pull it so all the snot in her face falls out. You know she has a lot of it. She has Kiki Dunst syndrome, bland and annoying.
Nicole Richie Backs Out of Vegas and Walks Barefoot

Nicole Richie was photographed leaving her boyfriend, Joel Madden's house in Glendale totally barefoot. Too bad she didn't step on a used needle, dumb ass. Poor flowers to deal with the stench from her feetsies, cause you know that caca smells.
In other news, Nicole Richie has backed out from hosting a New Year's eve party in Las Vegas following her DUI arrest. She will be replaced by Dave Navarro. Pure nightclub said, "We love Nicole and we wish her the best. We hope to bring her back in the future."

How Did Katie Holmes Spend Her Birthday?

Katie Holmes celebrated her 28th Birthday with her stepkids, Connor and Isabella. The three along with handlers spent the day giving a perfect Christmas to a needy familiy in East Los Angeles. The visit was organized by her publicist, I mean by a local nonprofit charity. Katie gave the kids a tree and pressies and stuff.
I didn't know Scientologists celebrated Christmas? You know this family was like really creeped out by her ass. She probably tried to get them to join her cult and asked them for like membership fees. This is such a perfect photo opportunity for Mrs. Crazy. She probably didn't even know their names and called them "Hey Mexican family, here's your pressies now let's take some photos so I can go back and looks for shoes at Barney's!"
The "Who Cares?" News

I was on the cover of Time Magazine and so was this guy - Gawker
Did Britney Spears start dating JR Rotem before she split with KFed? - INO
Tony Danza in The Producers is pretty painful - SOW
Jim and Jenny go ice skating - Mollygood
Larry King is a modern day grinch - Cityrag
Sharon Stone's Special Christmas Elf

Sharon Stone apparently found love on the set of Bobby in Christian Slater. Yes, she's 9-year older than him but friends claim she's never been happier. It's now being reported that the two will share a romantic Christmas holiday together.
A source said, "They're both really happy - but they don't have long-term expectations. It's a fun fling for the holidays and Sharon is a good influence. She rarely drinks and has three kids. It's a good match for now."
The pair have denied the rumors even though they have showed up hand in hand to many events recently. They make sense to me. She's crazy and he's crazy and together they are still crazy. They probably just sit there and laugh uncontrollably!
Source
Thanks Neil
Angelina Defends Madge...Sort of Of

Angelina Jolie, Queen of Adoption, spoke out about Madonna's adoption problems when buying David Banda from Malawi, Africa. She believes Madge had such a problem, because there is no legal adoption in the African country.
She said, "Madonna knows very well that she adopted from a country without legal adoption, so it was an unusual situation."
Angie would love to adopt again, but will be smart about it. "I don't anticipate that being a problem for me because I don't intend to adopt a child from a country where there is no legal adoption."
Oh snap! So basically Angelina is saying that Madonna had problems, because she didn't do the research and is a dumbass. Yeah, I believe that. Madge should've really asked the Queen of Everything, Angelina where she should buy a kid.
Miss USA Not Fired!

Donald Trump announced this morning that Miss USA Tara Conner will not be dethroned after allegations that she was partying hard and tested positive for coke. Tara and Donald met at the Trump Tower this morning and discussed her future with the crown.
He said, "She's agreed to go into rehab. She knows that if she makes even the slightest mistake from here on she wil be immedialtely replaced."
Rehab is honestly the answer for anything. Tara should've quit. She doesn't need that, she's going to be a big star!
UPDATE - Click here to see Tara give the performance of a lifetime as she cries and basically sucks up to Donald.

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