E!'s The Soup will air this hilarious trailer of "Dreamgirls" tonight. Now this is a movie I would see! Honestly, you're going to hear this ho's name come Oscar nominations time. He has a broader range than Beyonce!

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Britney Spears has bought a home closer to the night clubs that she's been frequenting as of late. She bought a mansion in Beverly Hills for $7.2 million. The six bedroom, six-and-a-half bathroom home is 7,400 square feet and is located in a gated community on Summit Circle, just off Coldwater Canyon. Britney will move in right away.

A source said, "She brought like seven or eight people. They were her bodyguards and a few male dancer friends. She stayed for five hours and said she wanted the house immediately. She then got ready in one of the bedrooms at the house for her night out on the town. She took forever to do her hair and makeup. It was such a scene! She came off as very high maintenance. Nice, but demanding. It was obvious she was used to getting what she wanted."

The pictures below are of Brit and her manager outside of a recording studio. I'm so sick of her seeing her stomach. Doesn't she know that it's not cool anymore to show your stomach anymore. It makes me sick that this piece of trash can afford a house like that. Actually, it doesn't make me sick it makes me hungry and I want a Snickers bar.

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Natasha Lyonne turned herself into a NYC court room this morning. A bench warrant was issued for the 27-year-old when she missed 4 scheduled hearings. She is facing charges including criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually fondle her former neighbor's dog and ripped a mirror off the wall during a 2004 argument.

Reuters reports:

At the Manhattan Criminal Court appearance, drug counselor Heather Hayes said Lyonne had completed an in-patient drug program in February and continued to attend outpatient rehabilitation groups.

Judge Anthony Ferrara said the charges would be dropped if the actress stayed out of trouble for the next six months.

Dogstouching dogs? That's a new low. Actually, my dog is a slutwhore and likes to be groped so she can come over here anytime. I'm joking!

Paris Hilton finds a new BFF - IDLYITW

The trailer for Bruce Willis' Die Harderestest - BWE

Gisele's ass is falling off - Hollywood Tuna

Models like to touch themselves - Cityrag

Jennifer Aniston gets served - Hollywood Rag

Angelina in Vogue - Just Jared

Courtney Loves reach out to Pete Doherty...to borrow some crack - A Socialite's Life

Sienna Miller's daddy doesn't like her nude scene and neither do we - Egotastic!

Kingston needs to tell his mommy that she dresses like she's riding the short bus - Popsugar

Sex advice from the tabloids - Nerve

Just because, vote for Dlisted one more time for the road. Voting closes tonight. I owe you a bj. Vote here!

TMZ is reporting that Tamiko Nash was contacted by the Miss USA hos that she will take over for Tara Conner who is being kicked out for being a drunken party girl. Donald Trump announced that he was still considering what decision he will make, but it looks like he wants her ass out. Probably so he can nail her.

Anyway, Donald's announcement is expected to hit next week. One of the major issues is that Tara Conner, age 20, is drinking in NYC club illegally.

This chick is way hotter than Tara anyway who is headed for a life of soft porn. Let's be real.

Nachos and Parasite Hilton are denying they are engaged, but sources close to the couple claim they are. Nachos is so desparate to marry that piece of STD trash that he's trying to clean up her act. His parents completely disagree with him marrying her and won't stand for any of it. So, last week he tried to get her home at a decent hour and curb her hard partying ways.

The two have been fighting, because Paris refuses to change. Hey a whore doesn't change her genital spots.

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Liza Minnelli went without make-up and in some kind of outfit she picked up at Oakley as she headed into LAX. She's also working some serious butter teeth. That being said, I'd hit it from the back. Hey! She probably looks like a dude from the back!

Source: TMZ

Nicole Richie attended a Beverly Hills party yesterday, but kept out of the drivers seat. She smiled at photographers and look overall happy. She was probably smiling and happy, because she could pop Vicodin without having to worry about driving!

Images: CelebrityPuke

WTF is this ho wearing?! A fake bird had to give its life for this?! - Mollygood

Join the Go Away Paris movement! - SOW

The World's tallest man saves a dolphin! - SAYOR

Prince William graduates - Gabsmash

Britney Spears is perfecting the gut over bagina - Nosy Snoop

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This is pretty adorable. Ugh, I hate him. He's almost perfect....ALMOST. The small peen keeps him from being 100% amazing.

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Thanks Velvett