Lindsay Lohan is wore a mess of an outfit in Beverly Hills last night. Did she take a GLAD bag and some fat girl jeans to create this monstrosity? I mean....denim and latex? Homegirl may be sober, but she's dressing like a tranny from the early 90s.
Are they Dixie Chicks breaking up? The National Enquirer is reporting that sisters, Emily Robison and Martie Maguire are planning to break up the group because they are sick of Natalie Maines. Natalie infamously created a stir when she made comments about President Bush dropping them from the country charts and causing them to lose thousands of fans.
According to sources the sisters feel that Natalie's views on politics are putting their lives in danger and distracting people from their music.
The source said, "They've supported many of her political beliefs, even though it's put their lives and the lives of their families in jeopardy. They've received death threats, and it's made them all nervous wrecks."
I'm calling this a rumor. This is not happening, they love each other...or so I think. That being said, they all suffer from serious wonk eye. I think that's the main issue that needs to be handled.
Blohan loves her strawberry quik - Gallery of the Absurd
Nick Lachey wants to marry Vanessa Manilitowhateverhernameis - A Socialite's Life
Anne Hathaway yacks about her nipples - Egotastic!
Jennifer Garner doesn't even think about JLo - Popsugar
Matthew McConagay has looked hotter - Hollywood Rag
Spiderman is back in black - Just Jared
Posh loves her fug pout - IDLYITW
It's all about the silk bomber jacket - Cityrag
Shave this bitch - Mollygood
A naked Scarlett Johansson doesn't cause a fuss - Hollywood Tuna
Justin Timberlake's goiter, Cameron Diaz, has confessed she wanted to boink Pamela Anderson as a teenager.
She told The Advocate magazine, "I had a major girl-crush on Pamela Anderson. Still do - she's hot as ever - but she was my first. When I first discovered her I was like, 'Wow, she's so beautiful!'"
Gross. Cameron must love fake boobs and STDs. Source
Sacha Baron Cohen aka Borat made a rare appearance as himself with fiancee Isla Fisher to the British Comedy Awards last night. Sacha was introduced by Madonna for some kind of award. In a weird way, I'd hit it.
Click here to see the video of Madge giving Borat his award. She lost her accent!
Let's face it...infants are strange looking. They are cute in a prune sort of way. Anyway, Heidi Klum and Seal debuted their new project Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel to Gala Magazine. JRFTS was born only a month ago. He also has a 1-year-old brother and 2-year-old sister. So Heidi and Seal have 3 babies under 3. Painful.
I always think it's weird when celebrity couples do picture spreads of their babies when they are so young. Shouldn't they wait until they are a tad bit more "alive?" Whatevs, they look happy.
SCANDAL! Yoko Ono has been blackmailed by her driver. Hahahah. Koral Karson has driven the crazy Yoko for nearly six years. He obviously isn't a happy employee since Yoko told police that he threatened to release pictures and audio tapes of her unless she drops $2 million into his wallet. It is unknown what kind of pictures or audio tapes he has. Please, don't let them be nudies!
Elliot Mintz (yeah Paris' bitch) is Yoko's spokeswhore and claims Mr. Karson planned to kill Yoko and her son. Naturally. He said, "For an employee - especially a trusted employee who drove her - to attempt a shakedown has left her just absolutely shocked."
DRAMA! SCANDAL! INTRIGUE! ASIAN ACCENTS! HATS! This has the makings of a wonderful Lifetime movie starring Bai Ling as Yoko!
UPDATE - Karson claims Yoko was trying to stop him from making sexual harassment complaints. SICK!!!!! Yoko has feeling down there?
Angelina feeds Maddox bugs - CW
Britney flashes us again - Nosy Snoop
I'm surprised John McCain even knows what a blog is? - Think Progress
Is Posh asking TomKat for help to fight Eddie Murphy for Scary? - SOW
KFed stages a visit with his kids to Disneyland - ONTD
Rachel Zoe made her way into the dark to attend the D&G party last night. This is one of her first public outings since being fired by Nicole Richie. Not being able to suck the blood of Richie has certainly taken its toll on the chupacabra. Homegirl looks about 105!
She has the jawline of an old, white Republican!