Lindsay Lohan attended that D&G party last night wearing some sort of bondage trench coat. She looks purty and blah blah blah.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen put together a few outfits from the Salvation Army to attend the Dolce & Gabbana charity auction hosted by Penelope Cruz last night. Yes, they are actually smiling! And yes they still look like wet cats!
Actually, Ashley doesn't look that awful. But MK looks like she was playing Juliet in Shakespeare in the Park and got rained on! Let's not speak about that outfit. I think a few alley cats gave their lives for that coat.
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Kelly Ripa will welcome back Clay Aiken tomorrow on her show, well sort of. The same day that Clay upset Kelly by infecting her with the gay, he taped a performance that will be shown Friday. Yes, they will not reunite but sources say the two have patched things up.
Kelly and Clay have talked on the phone and now all is well with the gay and the troll. A show official said they didn't know if Kelly would bring up the incident. She probably will, because she has a hard time keeping her fat mouth shut.
The short romance between Parasite Hilton and Britney Spears has apparently come to an end. They both talked about how they loved each other and how they admired and needed each other, but that looked like to be as stinky as Brit's cooze.
A source close to Britney said that after all of the backlash she received from going out with Paris and flashing you-know-what, she decided to distance herself. The source said, "Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult."
She has people? I'm guessing those "people" were JJ and SPF. Even they know Paris is a piece of trash. I think this is a smart thing for her to do, but also dating that FATTY GOTTI is not helping her. Homegirl needs to go away and detox from all the trash that has infected her ass. Literally.
TMZ is reporting that current Miss USA, Tara Conner, may be dethroned today. The Miss USA organization is planning to make a major announcement today. Officials met Tuesday to discuss Tara's behavior and they aren't happy. Several incidents at NYC bars came up.
Miss California Tamiko Nash who is the first-runner up would neither confirm nor deny that she's about to take over the title.
Um...one look at this picture and I could tell you homegirl probably gives bjs in public. I'm not one to judge...ok yes I am and that's a slut!
UPDATE - Miss USA owner, Donald Trump issued this statement: "Miss Conner is going through some personal problems and difficulties right now which could affect her ability to reign. We are right now looking into what we can do to work with her and what we will do about her reign going forward."
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Brit Brit Spears has thrown out her "hot look" that she debuted at the Letterman show a few weeks ago. She now prefers to look like a pile of garbage. She proved this when she visited a music store in L.A. and bought her own CD. Let's hope she takes a good look at the pictures and compares to what she looks like now.
The weave is beat, the dress looks like a 10-year-old ballet dress and the gut is out again. On a positive note at least she's wearing a bra.
Rosario Dawson, Jessica Biel and Matthew Perry got up early this morning to present the Golden Globe Nominations. There weren't many surprises, but many were shocked to see Apocacrapto and Letters from Iwa Jima in the Foreign Film category even though they are both American films. Babel scored the most nominations with 7. Here's the rundown:
BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS - DRAMA
PENELOPE CRUZ, VOLVER
JUDI DENCH, NOTES ON A SCANDAL
MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL, SHERRYBABY
HELEN MIRREN, THE QUEEN
KATE WINSLET, LITTLE CHILDREN
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR - DRAMA
LEONARDO DICAPRIO, BLOOD DIAMOND
LEONARDO DICAPRIO, THE DEPARTED
PETER O'TOOLE, VENUS
WILL SMITH, THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS
FOREST WHITAKER, THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR - MUSICAL OR COMEDY
SACHA BARON COHEN, BORAT
JOHNNY DEPP, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST
AARON ECKHART, THANK YOU FOR SMOKING
CHITEWEL EJIOFOR, KINKY BOOTS
WILL FERRELL, STRANGER THAN FICTION
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS - MUSICAL OR COMEDY
ANNETTE BENING, RUNNING WITH SCISSORS
TONI COLLETTE, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
BEYONCE KNOWLES, DREAMGIRLS
RENE ZELLWEGER, MISS POTTER
MERYL STREEP, THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
BEN AFFLECK, HOLLYWOODAND
JACK NICHOLSON, THE DEPARTED
MARK WAHLBERG, THE DEPARTED
BRAD PITT, BABEL
EDDIE MURPHY, DREAMGIRLS
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
ADRIANA BARRAZA, BABEL
RINKO KIKUCHI, BABEL
EMILY BLUNT, THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
CATE BLANCHETT, NOTES ON A SCANDAL
JENNIFER HUDSON, DREAMGIRLS
Click here to see the entire nomination list including TV nominations!
Jordan was momentarily suprised to discover that her unborn child had moved from her uterus to her left breast. - Stolidog
Theres 4 BOOBS in this picture! - Tiny East 22
i see london,
i see france,
i wish jordan
had a dick in her pants.
-a poem by peter andre - evangeliqua