The video of Pauly Shore getting punched out by a heckler in Odessa, TX is a big fake according to the man who punched the comedian. This video was taken at a comedy club and showed Pauly and a man getting into it with the man coming onstage and attacking Pauly.

TMZ has learned that an Odessa,TX policeman was asked by Pauly to participate in the stunt and that nobody was injured. The stunt started when the man's girlfriend was shouting and Pauly and he told her to shut the up and blah blah blah.

Pauly's reps would not comment on the incident.

That's pretty sad. Does he need press that bad that he would actually make something up. Yeah, don't answer that. He's probably kicking hiss Z-listed ass for not coming up with that whole Michael Richards thing.

You know that weird story about how Richard Gere likes to stuff gerbils up his ass? Well, Sylvester Stallone says that Richard thinks he started that rumor. Seems the two had a bust up on the 1974 set of "Lords of Flatbush" over fried chicken. WTF?

Sly said, "I was eating a hotdog and he climbs in with a half a chicken covered in mustard with grease nearly dripping out of the aluminum wrapper. I said, ‘That thing is going to drip all over the place.’ He said, ‘Don’t worry about it.’ I said, ‘If it gets on my pants you’re gonna know about it.’ He proceeds to bite into the chicken and a small, greasy river of mustard lands on my thigh. I elbowed him in the side of the head and basically pushed him out of the car. The director had to make a choice: one of us had to go, one of us had to stay.”

Sly said Richard was fired and still won't forgive him and thinks he started that little roden rumor. Sly said, "He even thinks I’m the individual responsible for the gerbil rumor. Not true, but that’s the rumor.”

Please, you know they had a lovers quarrel. Sly is probably the one that lit the lighter under the gerbil's butt so it would crawl up faster!!!

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Two college, frat boys have lost at an attempt to get their scene removed from the film "Borat." In the movie the boys are depicted as booze guzzling idiots making racial and homophobic remarks. They claim the movie has ruined their reputation and they asked a court to demand the scene they appear in be removed.

They claim the movie's producers got them drunk and told them that the movie would not be shown in the United Stated. They sued last month.

Reuters reports:

The South Carolina college students lost again when Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Joseph Biderman ruled they had failed to show a reasonable probability of success on the merits of their case or that money damages alone would be insufficient to resolve their claims.

Arguments on the latest motion focused mainly on the future DVD release of the hit movie, "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan."

The faux documentary, distributed by 20th Century Fox, has already grossed more than $120 million at the North American box office after six weeks in theaters.

The lawyer for the students, Olivier Taillieu, said last week that while the film's theatrical run is coming to a close, the perpetuity of the film on DVD posed ongoing problems for his clients, including harm to their ability to seek work.

Last month, Taillieu said the movie had cost one of the students a job at a major corporation and another a prestigious internship. The students were identified in court papers only as John Doe 1 and John Doe 2. A third student involved in the scene did not take part in the suit.

Score one for Borat! Since this movie has been released and has become such a success, the film's producers and production company has been plagued by lawsuits. Too little too late if you ask me. They should be happy, because this will probably be their biggest accomplishment in life. At least something exciting happened to them even though they will always be referred to as "those dunk fat asses from Borat."

Project Runway 1 winner Jay McCaroll and milk-shaker Kelis took part in some kind of McDonald's fashion show this morning. I hope they got paid a boat load for this, because it's pretty degrading. A McDonald's cape? I mean, they could've at least worked for Wal-Mart and kept some of their dignity.

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Golden Globe nominations will be presented by Scarlett Johansson, Matthew Perry and Jessica Biel on Thursday morning. This is sort of a preview to the way the Oscar nominations will play out. Several cities have already given out their pics for Best Picture and other categories.

National Board of Review
Film: Letters From Iwo Jima
Actor: Forest Whitaker, The Last King Of Scotland
Actress: Helen Mirren, The Queen
Supporting Actor: Djimon Hounsou, Blood Diamond
Supporting Actress: Catherine O'Hara, For Your Consideration

Boston Society of Film Critics
Film: The Departed
Actor: Forest Whitaker, The Last Kind of Scotland
Actress: Helen Mirren, The Queen
Supporting Actor: Mark Wahlberg, The Departed
Supporting Actress: Shareeka Epps, Half Nelson

Los Angeles Film Critics
Film: Letters from Iwa Jima
Actor: (TIE) Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat & Forest Whitaker, The Last Kind of Scotland
Actress: Helen Mirren, The Queen
Supporting Actor: Michael Sheen, The Queen
Supporting Actress: Luminita Gheorghiu, The Death of Mr. Lazarescu

New York Film Critics Circle
Film: United 93
Actor: Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
Actress: Helen Mirren, The Queen
Supporting Actor: Jackie Earle Haley, Little Children
Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls

San Francisco Film Critics Circle
Film: Little Children
Actor: Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat
Actress: Helen Mirren, The Queen
Supporting Actor: Jackie Earle Haley, Little Children
Supporting Actress: Adriana Barraza, Babel

DC Area Film Critics
Film: United 93
Best Actor: Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
Best Actress: Helen Mirren
Best Supporting Actor: Dijmon Hounsou, Blood Diamond
Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls

Sorry, I care way too much about this stuff. From the looks of it, Helen Mirren is a lock for Best Actress. Like anybody else shouldn't even bother. She's winning everything and if Arby's gave a Best Actress award they would give it to her. I think Forest Whitaker is also pretty much locked. As for Best Picture, United 93?!!!! WTF!?

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ScarJo for Louis Vuitton - Egotastic!

Angelina talks about Brad and blah blah blah - Popsugar

I'd like to take this moment to plug the book of a dear friend! You may remember Distressed Jeans from Conversations About Famous People! Her blog was one of my faves and well she left the gossip blog world to write her very own book! A Thousand Dollars For a Kiss is out now and can be purchased at Amazon.com. It's a perfect read for when you're trying to avoid your family at Christmastimes! Here's the description:

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Page Six is reporting that Keanu Reeves is back on the market! Yes, this could all be yours! If you ever had a homeless man fantasy, now is your chance!

A source spotted Keanu in Miami chatting up a cheesy blonde. "A hot blonde pulled up in a red Porsche turbo Cabriolet, and he started chatting her up. "Her cheesy license plate read 'NEW 007,' and Keanu got her number before heading inside to sit with his friends."

Whoever hits that will get a bad case of bed bugs I know it!

Tara Reidis seen here being a drunken mess in some kind of fur coat that is probably fake. She probably stole the booze and coat from a homeless man.

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In case you missed it here's a video taken this past weekend in Odessa,TX (isn't that where the cheerleader from Lost Heroes is from?) where Pauly Shore gets into an argument with a heckler. The heckler then comes onstage in all his white trash glory to punch Pauly out.

Pauly grabs his eyes and runs offstage as they audience laughs at him. He tells them "to fuck off you white trash something or another."

I mean...it is Texas. At least he didn't get shot! He should've fought back though. He wouldn't of lasted long, but he did tell the dude to come onstage!

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