Birthday Sluts

Bob Barker (83)
Mayim Bialik (31)
Madchen Amick (36)
Regina Hall (36)
Jennifer Connelly (36)
Burke Moses (42)
Sheila E. (49)
Cathy Rigby (54)
Tom Wilkinson (58)
Dionne Warwick (65)
And a special birthday shout out to Gunita!
Better From Afar

Brangelina were gracious enough to grace The Good Shepard premiere in NYC this evening. Brad Pitt looks like he got a little perm with some highlights. Angelina Jolie looks stunning as ever, but she's better from a distance. I'm digging the dress even though she ripped it out of a costume shop.
Who am I fooling? They are pretty perfect.
Image Source: AP
The Photoshop Awards: Pamela Anderson in January's Playboy

*Images Removed by request of Playboy*
I did manage to find an unphotoshopped version of Pamela and posted it above! Also, visit Hustler to see the hotness that is Courtney Cummz. LOL!
Courtney Love Gets Her Slate Wiped Clean

A Los Angeles judge has terminated Courtney Love's probation and dismissed three misdemeanor cases, including two drug related charges against her. Courtney got on her knees and sucked his dick...just kidding...she sobbed and cried and thanked him.
The judge said Courtney has done very well after completing a rehab treament and such. Court said, "Thank you for not taking me into custody. Thank you for giving me an opportunity. You've been a good, fair judge. Sorry for crying."
That was nice of him. I'm glad she's finally getting her act together for the sake of her daughter. She just has to go on TrimSpa baby and it will be all good. Oh and she totally sucked that judge's dick!
Tom from MySpace is November's Hot Slut of the Month!

Tom from MySpace snowballed his competition and won November's Hottest Slut of the Month! Thanks to all who voted! Next month will be the coveted Hot Slut of the Year race! I love this too much.
November - Tom from MySpace
October - Helen Mirren
September - Anna Nicole Smith
August - Pluto
July - CoCo
June - Parker Posey
May - Harvey Price Andre
April - Lamb Chop
March - William Shatner
February - Henry Rollins
January - Richard Simmons

Is This Brit's New Man?

I posted pics about a hour ago of Britney Spears kissing with some mysterious dude. Well, apparently that dude is music producer Jonathan Rotem. He's currently working with Britney on her next album. His production company is called "Beluga Heights" and he's worked with Rihanna and 50 Cent.
I smell another KFed. No really I smell a KFed, cause I just cut one. Seriously, he has glue face though, like he's been sniffing a lot of Elmers. At least he has a job and yes he looks slow to us, but he's probably really "smart and all" to Brit.
Check out his MySpace and his sexy, sexy pics! Try not to wet yourself.
Afternoon Crumbs

Look who bought this at the Tori Spelling garage sale - Cityrag
Rachel Bilson thinks confidence makes her sexy - Hollywood Tuna
Posh & Katie don't want anyone looking at them - A Socialite's Life
Orlando Bloom's new chick is camera shy - Popsugar
Ashton Kutcher is jealous of male models - Hollywood Rag
Lindsay Lohan trades her vodka for water - Egotastic!
Salma Hayek's boobs wins awards - IDLYITW
Nicole Richie has lost weight and changed races since the last time she got arrested - Mollygood
Jennifer Aniston is a piece of dirt - Just Jared

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Brit Kisses New Dude - Not That Exciting

Britney Spears wore some kind of burgandy tube dress to lunch with a mystery date. The pair shared a ciggie and a kiss. Not that exciting, I know. It could be something else. Like he could be sucking the snot out of her nose. I hear KFed did that all the time.
Images Source: JJB
What the Hell Kind of GD Outfit is This?!

Matthew McConagay pretty much dressed in character for his "We Are Marshalls" press junket this weekend. I hope this is a joke, but this is a good way to dispel gay rumors. No self-respecting fag would dress like this. Well, I might but just for sex fantasies. Oh yeah and I'm not a self-respecting fag.
That being said, I'd still let him tap it from the back.
Image Source: Splash
Nicole Richie's Mugshot

The cops said it wouldn't be released, but they lied! Here's Nicole Richie's mugshot taken this morning after she was busted for driving under the influence of Vicodin and weed. I was hoping for some bloodshot eyes and tattered hair...oh well!
She looks 10-years-old!

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