Rapper Foxy Brown was sentenced to probation after a fight in a nail salon two years ago. She was asked to appear in court yesterday for violating her probation. She was sentenced to three years probation and isn't showing up to meetings with her probation officer, isn't attending anger management classes and isn't testing for drugs.
A lawyer for the Department of Probation said that Foxy told them, 'I'm not like them (others on probation).'"
Foxy appeared in court without a lawyer yesterday and the judge would not let her speak until her lawyer was present. She told reporters outside that this all started, because she asked her probation officer if they could meet somewhere else besides his Brooklyn office. Her probation officer said that she complained that she was expected to sit and wait with "all kinds of criminals" without her own security.
Foxy said, "My safety was in jeopardy. I asked can we make another plan, and he said I had to sit there like every other probationer. I didn't think they were going to throw me in with the wolves."
"I have never violated probation. This is happening to me because I'm Foxy Brown."
Nooo, this is happening to you because you are a stupid ass bitch! Foxy doesn't realize that the world doesn't care about her stupid ass anymore and they have moved on to bigger and better things. She should've thought about all of this before beating a ho down in a nail salon. The criminals should be afraid of her ass not the other way around.
Beyonce has confessed that she has a sexy alter ego named Sasha. During an interview for "Dreamgirls" she introduced this Sasha character.
She said, "I become someone else when I'm onstage. I call that stage persona 'Sasha.' I wouldn't like Sasha if I met her off stage." She's "too aggressive, too strong, too sassy, too sexy! I'm not like her in real life at all. I'm not flirtatious and super-confident and fearless like her. What I feel onstage I don't feel anywhere else. It's an out-of-body experience. I created my stage persona . . . so that when I go home, I don't have to think about what it is I do. Sasha isn't me. The people around me know who I really am."
Is Sasha 25 and Beyonce is 35? Ok, that makes sense then. So last night was the Los Angeles premiere of "Dreamgirls" and I couldn't find any pictures of Beyonce posing with Jennifer Hudson. There might be some, but still. Is this bitch still sour about JHo winning all of the critics over?
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Brangelina were gracious enough to grace The Good Shepard premiere in NYC this evening. Brad Pitt looks like he got a little perm with some highlights. Angelina Jolie looks stunning as ever, but she's better from a distance. I'm digging the dress even though she ripped it out of a costume shop.
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I did manage to find an unphotoshopped version of Pamela and posted it above! Also, visit Hustler to see the hotness that is Courtney Cummz. LOL!
A Los Angeles judge has terminated Courtney Love's probation and dismissed three misdemeanor cases, including two drug related charges against her. Courtney got on her knees and sucked his dick...just kidding...she sobbed and cried and thanked him.
The judge said Courtney has done very well after completing a rehab treament and such. Court said, "Thank you for not taking me into custody. Thank you for giving me an opportunity. You've been a good, fair judge. Sorry for crying."
That was nice of him. I'm glad she's finally getting her act together for the sake of her daughter. She just has to go on TrimSpa baby and it will be all good. Oh and she totally sucked that judge's dick!
Tom from MySpace snowballed his competition and won November's Hottest Slut of the Month! Thanks to all who voted! Next month will be the coveted Hot Slut of the Year race! I love this too much.
November - Tom from MySpace
October - Helen Mirren
September - Anna Nicole Smith
August - Pluto
July - CoCo
June - Parker Posey
May - Harvey Price Andre
April - Lamb Chop
March - William Shatner
February - Henry Rollins
January - Richard Simmons
I posted pics about a hour ago of Britney Spears kissing with some mysterious dude. Well, apparently that dude is music producer Jonathan Rotem. He's currently working with Britney on her next album. His production company is called "Beluga Heights" and he's worked with Rihanna and 50 Cent.
I smell another KFed. No really I smell a KFed, cause I just cut one. Seriously, he has glue face though, like he's been sniffing a lot of Elmers. At least he has a job and yes he looks slow to us, but he's probably really "smart and all" to Brit.
Check out his MySpace and his sexy, sexy pics! Try not to wet yourself.