I really want to know! Rihanna attended some LG Chocolate party in Las Vegas after the Billboard Awards last night. She painted on some dress and was good to go, but is she real? She honestly is the major hotness. The ten-head only adds to her allure.

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on her reported rivalry with Jennifer Hudson:

"I knew that the character that I played wasn't the star ... I'm already a star. I already have nine Grammys. Everyone knows I can sing. I wish I could have gained 20 pounds and played Effie."

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Tyra Banks said in an interview that what she plays on America's Next Top Model is a character version of herself. Many have made fun of her antics on the reality show. She's trying to cover herself by saying that's not the real her.

She spoke in third person, ``She's almost a caricature of herself. There's a certain voice that I use when I say, `I have five photos in my hand.' It's really funny. I would never give modeling advice in the tone that I give it to the girls, but it's just something that works for the show. The advice is the same that I would give, but I would just give it differently in real life."

"But with `Top Model,' that's more of a character. That is not who I am in real life. People who come to my talk show laugh, because they say they watch `Top Model,' and that's who they thought I was, but it's a reality-show character."

Homey don't play that. You know she's that batshit crazy in real life! But thank God for that, because it's good to watch.

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In case you missed it here's Jessica Simpson's little flub at this past weekend's Kennedy Center honors. Jessica blamed her dress falling apart. If you notice she's clutching her dress. Methinks Papa Joe ripped it off of her. She is clearly using cue cards and we know ho can't read! Reese Witherspoon was nice enough to comfort her, but you know she's laughing inside. Jess performed "9 to 5" a second time when the audience left. That version will air on CBS later this month.

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Beyonce makes funny faces - Just Jared

Adriana Lima has no business covering up - Hollywood Tuna

Kendra Jade didn't jump on the KFed wagon - IDLYITW

Your guide to celebrity apologies - Cityrag

Katie brings Suri to Posh - Mollygood

Does Kid Rock have a cheatin' heart? - A Socialite's Life

Vida Guerra doesn't know why FHM didn't keep her fat - Popsugar

Dolly Parton's huge mouth - Hollywood Rag

Billboard Music Awards mega-post - Egotastic!

Is Courtney Love planning a London move? - Popbytes

Don't mess with Sea World - SAYOR

Thanks to the hot hos at The Soup on E! for giving Dlisted a shout out this past Friday!

Look who's having a garage sale!!! Tori Spelling is holding a "Dazzling Estate Sale" at her home this Saturday and Sunday. Here's the details in case you want to own a pair of Donna Martin's panties:

Tori invites you into her house to shop her dazzling valley home, jewelry & closets contents sale. This represents much of her last 15 years of buying & collecting. Included are antique & vintage items from the 19th, 20th, & 21st centuries! French, Italian, Continental, American white wicker, shabby chic, and traditional furniture, crystal chandeliers & sconces, pictures & paintings, lamps, vanity, Tori’s personal jewelry, bric-a-brac, memorabilia, garden & patio, designer & casual clothes, shoes, accessories, photos, etc.

Friday & Saturday, December 8th & 9th — 9AM to 5PM
Monday, December 11th — 9AM to 5PM
Monday is sales & pick-up day

11369 Dona Lisa Dr., Studio City 91604
Off of Laurel Canyon and Dona Pegita Dr.
Thomas Guide: 562-J7

We expect crowds and a long line.
Parking is good but expect to walk.

Check this website tomorrow night for pictures of the merchandise. Dazzling!

Andy Dick pulled a Michael Richards by throwing the "n" word around at a performance this past weekend. Andy started heckling comedian, Ian Bagg at the Improv in L.A. The two played off each other, but when the subject of Michael Richards came up Andy grabbed the mic and said, "You're all a bunch of niggers!"

Attention-whore anyone? Andy should stick to dressing in drag, snorting lines and sucking dick!

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Britney Spears has returned to the top of Yahoo's Most Searched list of 2006. She has held this title five times in the past six years. She fell from the list last year, but is back. Joining Brit on the list are Shakira, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson. All skanks sans Shakira.

Brit celebrated this honor by buying booze at a Malibu liquor store. Love the lay. Um...and to be fair, Britney's vagina won the honor not Britney. When asked to comment her vagina whistled the melody to "Hit Me Baby One More Time"

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Posh is thinking to herself while shopping at Kitson in WeHo yesterday: "What is this mysterious fabric? They do not grow this on my planet. So soft and so organic."

It's cotton ho!!!!

Visit Splash to see more pics of the Alien queen herself.