Skinny Bones Jones

 

Angelina Jolie weighs 98lbs according to Star Magazine . The mag claims that Brad is trying to get her into a rehab clinic for eating disorders. Sources close to the couple say that Angelina is extremely depressed especially after the death of her mother earlier this year.

 

This source said, “Brad seems worried sick about Angie, and he doesn’t know what else he can d. At this point, I think getting professional help might be the wisest way to go.  He didn’t want it to come to this, but gong to a rehab center for eating disorders may be the best thing for Angelina.” 

 

Apparently Brad is at the edge and is very close to leaving Angelina. Reportedly she's become clingy and won't allow him to go out with his friends, but she doesn't want to go out either.

 

“All he wants is for her to get healthy, and it doesn’t look like she can do it on her own.  Having the help of a team of professionals trained in eating disorders could really do wonders for Angelina.  At least Brad hopes it can, because he is running out of ways to help her.” 

 

Countdown to the end! I'll say by the end of the year, these two are DONE. What will Saint Brangelina worshippers do when this happens? Their hearts will have to be split in two along with their personalities. One for Angie and one for Brad!

 

My heart however will always belong to Maddox! Oh and that monkey she's holding. I like that monkey. 

 

Image: Popbytes

 

 

 

Amy Winehouse makes Britney Spears look like Miss America! Amy looks like one of those beat down mattresses you see on the street that have a sign on it that says "DON'T TAKE. FILLED WITH BED BUGS."

 

Amy has a hit album! Can't she afford a sammy and some new ballet flats?!

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

Angelina Jolie told reporters that the reason she's a skinny bone jones is because of her mother's death back in January.

 

She said, "I've always been lean and this year I lost my mom and I've gone through a lot. I have four kids and I finished breastfeeding – it's been hard to get my nutrition back on track. Instead of people saying I look like a person dealing with something emotionally, they assume it's because I want to fit into skinny jeans."

"Someone saying to me that I'm thin is not a compliment.”

She breast fed all 4 of those kids?! No wonder Maddox wasn't walking on his own until he was like 5!

Source: US Weekly

 

 

Star Magazine reports that friends of Angelina Jolie are concerned over her recent major weight-loss. It has been reported that Angie is still broken up over the death of her mother and it's taken a toll on her eating habits.

 

A source close to the couple said, “She was the most beautiful woman in the world, but now she looks sickly. I couldn’t believe it when she got out of her limo (at Cannes).Her dress looked like it was barely hanging off her bones.” 

 

The source also said that Brad Pitt is concerned, but feels powerless. “He loves her, but this is really ripping him up inside. He wants to help but feels powerless to do so.” 

 

A doctor that doesn't treat Angie told Star that she probably weighs around 105lbs.

 

I personally felt she looked better at Cannes compared to the past months. It's mostly those nasty-ass veins that are taking over her arms! 

 

 

 

 

The Bride of Crackenstein, Amy Winehouse, is way too skinny according to ther mother. Janis Winehouse told the Daily Mail, "Amy's always been slim but has never been this skinny before."

 

Janis is also pretty doubtful that Amy's marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil will last. She hasn't really gotten to know him and she wasn't invited to their quickee wedding in Miami.

 

"That's Amy's style. It's happened, it's done. I wasn't there, finished. Of course I would have wanted to go. I don't know about the wedding - just what I read in the newspapers."

"I can't judge whether he's a nice guy or not. I'd like to meet Blake properly. Mitchell's met him and thought he was OK. Like anything with Amy, what will be will be. I don't know whether he will be faithful. I hardly know him."

I don't know if the problem is that homegirl is too skinny or that her hair is too fat! If she lost weight in the hair area, maybe she wouldn't look as skinny. Obese hair! 

Image: Splash

 

 

Ricki Lake is the latest celebrity to pose in a bathing suit for the sake of publicity. Tyra Banks and Kirstie Alley both did it. Rickie spoke to  UsWeekly about how she lost 123-pounds and became a size 4.

 

She said, “For the longest time, when I was very heavy, I couldn’t cross my legs. I couldn’t physically do it. LOVE that I can cross my legs now ... Even my shoe size is changing. My Jimmy Choos are too big now.”

 

Ricki also has a new documentary out called "The Business of Being Born" where she takes us places we never EVER wanted to go, her VAGINA and ASSHOLE! Ricki invites cameras in to watch her give birth.

 

Click here to see pics and to learn about the movie.

 

Couldn't they have chosen a hotter bathing suit? My grandma used to wear that shit and still managed to look sexier than Ricki. What's the point of this anyway? In the wise words of Tyra Banks "SO WHAT?!"

 

 

 

 

 

Posh Beckham spoke about her weight in the latest issue of Heat Magazine. She said that she started dieting in the 90s and quickly became obsessed with being a skinny ho.

 

She said, "I became obsessed with what I looked like. I would look in the mirror and check the size of my bottom, see if my double chin was getting smaller.

"I began living on vegetables and nothing else. But it never occurred to me that I had an eating disorder."

She said that she developed polycystic ovaries, so she changed her eating habits. She admits it was hard to go back to eating normal food. She swears it's all better now, though.

"I do control my eating. But I think there is a big difference between someone having an eating disorder and someone who is controlled about what they eat."

Spoken like a true ano!

Source: Ananova 

Thanks Crissy

 

 

 

Jenna Jameson said a couple of weeks ago not to past judgements about her weight, because we have no idea what she's going through. She told Us Weekly recently about her miscarriage and cancer struggle. Back in the '04 Jenna went to the doctor and he discovered a misshapen mole that turned out to be malignant melanoma.  She also found out she was pregnant, but the next day she miscarried. She thinks it was due to stress from the Cancer.

 

She said, “If the pregnancy would have lasted, I wouldn’t have had the surgery. So it was all in God’s plan.”

 

Jenna is now cancer free!

 

It's sad, but at least she has Baby Huey to keep her warm now. Damn, he's hot and don't judge me! I've always had a sexual attraction towards ducks!

 

 

Jenna Jameson celebrated her 33rd Birthday at Deuce in Hollywood last night. Jenna was escorted by boyfriend, Baby Huey.

 

I will say that Jenna looks a teensy bit better with the long hair. At least she's not trying to channel the Posh. But in this first picture below, she looks like she just cralwed out of her snail shell.

 

 

 

At last weekend's Exxxotica convention in Miami Beach, fans of Jenna Jameson were not happy with the porn star. Jenna was supposed to stay six hours in two days to sign autographs and chat with fans. Sources say she left early and came late.

 

Page Six reports that she also cut-off fans when they asked her about her weight and vagina surgery. It's rumored that Jenna had a botched vag job.

 

The source said, "When fans openly asked her about her [botched surgery] and why she was so thin, her people cut them off. But she shouldn't be standing in front of an old photo of herself when she's about 40 pounds skinnier than she was."

 

Jenna was also upset when she saw Tera Patrick's line was two times longer than hers. 

 

Of course JJ is losing fans. Nobody wants to see skeleton sex, well maybe some people do. Jacko perhaps?  Bone on bone action!