Skinny Bones Jones

Jenna Jameson spoke out about her sudden weightloss on her MySpace:

I feel like I need to address the weight rumors that have been swirling for a few months now. This saddens me... only because, everyone that is judging me... has absolutely NO idea what is happening in my life. People are hateful and accuse me of being a drug addict, or an anorexic. Does anyone seem to remember the fact that I am going through a nasty divorce? It has been weighing heavily on me. I worked extremely hard for years to secure my success, and i have been forced to fight for everything I busted my ass for. This has definitely affected my weight. It really hurts that my fans and everyone else) have taken it upon themselves to be so horrible, screaming eat a burger! or we want the old jenna back! I'm sure everyone out there has gone through tough times, and this is when I need support.
I wish I could enlighten everyone with what is exactly going on in my divorce and business, but I can't because of legal proceedings. I really hope everyone understands and remembers I am human, and I really need friends and the love and support right now.
Soon the divorce will be settled and I am hoping to come out unscathed, but my x is doing his best to make it hard. Thanks for all of your support, and remember I love you!
xoxoxox
Jenna

Let's be real. Did a nasty divorce also cause her to get plastic surgery on her face? I mean she's definitely had some work on that mug. Oh and she could be more right when she said how she's "busted her ass" for everything she's worked for. I'm sure she's busted a couple of vaginas too!

Dear Jenna Jameson,

You will never EVER be like Posh Beckham so quit trying! You aren't even hot enough to be Posh's menstrual discharge. Wait, do anos have that? Scratch that. Ok, you will never be hot enough to be Posh's chewed up and spit up meals!

xoxoxoMichael K

PS - This is Jenna looking bonealicious at the Octavio Carlin show at Kitten Fashion Week. They have fashion week for kittens?!?

In an interview with Details magazine, Brody Jenner (son of Bruce) has a conversation with his friend Spencer Pratt (the idiot on "The Hills" who cheats on Heidi) about how he's going to make a bigger name for himself. Spencer says he told Brody, "Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You'll be, like, a fucking hero to America." Brody and Nicole had a brief thing last year. Brody has also been linked to Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and LC from "The Hills." Obvioulsy, the idiot didn't succeed because homegirl is still working the bones. He's such a moron. He thinks he's smooth, but he's just another Hollywood brat that will basically end up as a joke on reality TV. Source

"Hi my name is Dita Von Tease and when I swallow a sunflower seed you can see it dancing in my stomach. It's beaaaatiful."

Burlesque perform and ex of Marily Manson loves the fact that she can get her 24-inch waist down to 16-inches. She says she does it by starving herself before a performance. She loves it though.

She said, 'I love the feeling, though. It's like being completely tight.'

You know Nicole Richie, both Olsens and Kate Bosworth are hating themselves over this picture. They are in the bathroom cutting the skin off as we speak.

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When did Kristen Johnston of "Third Rock from the Sun" get so skinny? I thought she was a big boned girl? Well, she showed off some skinny bones at the "Music & Lyrics" premiere tonight in London. Kristen is doing some play up in London. She looks hot. Maybe it's the black that's slimming her?

Madrid has put a ban on super skinny models, Posh Beckham says she will not use size-zero models for her denim line and a couple of models have died recently of eating disorders....but Janice Dickson doesn't seem fazed. When asked what she thought of the recent uproar on super skinny models she said, "I'm dying to find kids who are too thin. I've got 42 models in my agency and I'm trying to get them to lose weight. In fact, I wish they'd come down with some anorexia. I'm not kidding. I'm running into a bunch of fat-assed, lazy little bitches who don't know how to do the stairs or get their butts into the gym."

Janice says she is a perfect size 4 and tries to maintain that. "I've been saying this ever since Brooke Shields squeezed her 15-year-old little ass into a pair of Calvin Klein jeans (in 1980): Models are supposed to be thin. They're not supposed to eat. In fact, I'm not going to eat for the rest of the day because we had this conversation."

Is she kidding? She wants her models to get a disease and die? Is that considered harassment at the work place? Janice just says things to say things. She better watch her ass, because some little girl is going to take her advice. What a dumb ho.

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Thanks Nic

Posh Beckham has banned size zero models from showing off her own clothes. Skinny bone jones Posh doesn't want women that look like her to model her own denim line.

A source said, "Victoria wants to give out a positive image that you don't have to be ultra skinny to look good. Many of the models on the catwalk make young girls feel insecure about their own bodies. Victoria doesn't want to be accused of giving young girls a complex about their image and putting pressure on them to be as skinny as her."

Posh has hired curvy model, Daniella Sarahyba, to be the body of her brand.

Why doesn't she gain weight then? Homegirl needs to put some meat on those bones. If you think you're too skinny to model off your own line, maybe that should tell you something. Unless, she's planning to put out a line of little boy's jeans so she can be the bones of the brand.

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