Skinny Bones Jones

Kate Winslet thinks ultra-thin actresses and models are disturbing and won't let her 6-year-old daughter look at any fashions magazines in fear that she'll think looking like a twig is the way to go.

She said on the BBC, "It's so disturbing, because young girls are impressionable from 11 up to 19 or 20, even. Women are very impressionable at those ages. They're trying to figure out who they are, and they want to be loved, and what I resent is that there is an image of perfection that is getting thinner and thinner, and it's truly upsetting to me."

Spoken like a true fatty-fatty-bo-batty! Just kidding and I agree with her, but she should tell her little brat that those sluts look that way from snorting powder and reversing their meals. I don't know anyone that thinks Nicole Richie and Kate Bosworth look hot. Well, except my dog but he likes his bones on the lean side.

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Us Weekly is reporting that Joel Madden is now dating Nicole Richie. Joel recently broke it off with another skinny bone jones, Hilary Duff. The two were spotted last week at Teddy's in Hollywood. They were hugging and dancing and laughing...blah...blah..blah

They continued the next night when they were spotted with Joel's brother, Benji Madden, and his girlfriend. The brothers double dated at the Polo Lounge in Los Angeles.

Hilary now Nicole? He has a small peen. Seriously, that's what my two cents. He needs to get with chicks that make his wang look bigger. A small dick next to Hil and Nicole probably looks huge.

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Val Kilmer was asked this strange question and he of course went with Oprah. I mean, who wouldn't? He said, "I would choose Oprah, any day of the week. Sorry, Nicole."

I mean I'd go with Oprah, because she could take it like a champ. Nicole has the body of a 7-year-old boy and unlike Jacko, I'm not into that. She'd also moan and complain about how it hurt. Oprah would probably talk dirty to you about how she went to dinner with Nelson Mandela.

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Last night in Beverly Hills, Nicole Richie attended the Chanel Fine Jewelry dinner to celebrate something stupid probably. Dinner? Ok, she had lemon water and a tic-tac. From the neck down she looks hot. That poop brown hair makes her look more elderly and more sick. Homegirl needed to stay in that rehab facility and eat some damn apple sauce. That being said, the dress is hot.

Kate Bosworth modeled a new trend, wearing curtain tiebacks on your damn head like a fool. She worked this look at the Victoria Derby Day in Australia today. Bitch needs to remember that she was in Tad Hamilton for fucks sake. She wants so hard to be a fashion icon and it's not going to happen. First of all, her body is that of a 12-year-old boy and second of all, fashion icons don't wear napkin holders on their skull. She dresses hot, but she's just a phoney. That being said, I'd like to see her straddle those twig legs around that jockey's head.