Sex Tapes

Kristin Davis' rep has already denied she has a sex tape and that it's her in the pictures going around the internet. I just saw 13 of the 20 pictures and some look like her and some don't. TMZ reports that the pictures were taken 5-years ago by an ex-boyfriend. They are currently being shopped around by a California broker. There's apparently no sex tape - just pictures. It's taken this long to shop around, because the buzz for celebrity sex pictures is higher now. That and the "Sex and the City" movie is coming out in a few months. HBO's marketing team has gotten so raunchy. Love it.

Click here to see 13 of the pics, but it's NSFW! I shouldn't have to tell you that. I'm surprised that see that much bush. I figured all the SATC women got their business waxed.

I'm trying to push out the thought that the dick in the picture belongs to Alec Baldwin. Rude little pig!

Kristin Davis from Sex and the City has a sex tape? I doubt it, but there's this picture going around of some girl who looks like Kristin licking nasty peen. ScottFayner.com claims a tape is being shopped around and that there's more photos of "Kristin" on some pay porn site. Several people (No, not me) have subscribed to the porn site hoping for a little York pudding. Apparently, there's no pictures of her on the site.

I hope there's no sex tape, because Kristin is not the SATC bitch I want to see in a sex tape. I'm secretly praying for a hot lesbian tape featuring Cynthia Nixon and her butchie girlfriend.

Click here to see the NSFW picture of probably fake Kristin licking broke peen. Judge for yourself.

The Gene Simmons sex tape has arrived! I know this is one of the celebrity sex tapes you've been waiting for. You can now scratch Gene's name off of your most wanted celebrity sex tape list right under Mickey Rourke. AVN reports that Gene allegedly made the tape while promoting Frank's Energy Drink. The woman in the video is NOT Shannon Tweed, but some model named Elsa. She's a spokesmodel for Frank's. She takes her job seriously.

The video is available at GenesSecret.com. There's also a clip on the site. I think what bothers me most is that Elsa's wearing platform flip flops. Tacky! If you're going to make a sex tape at least be classy about it and wear some Shauna Sand lucite heels. She also looks asleep. I would have to be asleep or in a coma to let Gene Simmons' hump on me, so I don't blame her.

Shannon is going to be pissed! You're not the only sexy video star in the family, Shannon!

A sex tape claiming to star New York went around the internet this weekend, but was taken down after New York claimed it wasn't her. She told People that it was a hard thing to go through. She said she couldn't have made it through without the love of Tailor Made.

Bitch said, “I told him what happened and he said, ‘I stand by you.’ He didn’t question me. He helped me relax about it. I was floored. I thought, ‘I have to clear this up.’ It saddened me as a woman and as a black woman. I feel violated because it’s not me. If that were me, I would stand by it. They crossed the line.”

“I’m not going to let this (put) me in a state of being sad or feeling beaten up. I’m gonna be a big girl about it. I’m gonna stay strong. It’s a disgusting thing to have to go through.”

Sweetie, you violated yourself a long ass time ago. New York is right though. She needs to be a big girl about. Tuck that dick in proper and hold your adam's apple up high.

Mediatakeout claims they have a sex tape featuring reality TV's least favorite tranny, New York. I think her mom, Mister Patterson, is reality TV's favorite tranny. The tape isn't long, but features some dude giving it to some tranny from the back. It's blurry as hell, but it's also a bore. The dick keeps slipping out, so it could very well be New York. You know her a-hole is probably droopy as hell. Flapping in the wind and shit.

It wouldn't surprise me, because that's where New York's career is going next. Tranny porn!

Click here to see it if you care

Thanks Kelly

I've been getting tons of emails about this article in The Sun which claims FoxNews is claiming there's a Britney Spears sex video on the internet. The FoxNews article claims:

A raunchy sex tape starring the pop singer was leaked on the web today. The 30 minute video shows the shaven headed pop star performing sex acts with 2 unidentified females and a male companion. During the video , the dazed britney consumes alcohol and what appears to be cocaine and marijuana.

As hot as this sounds (barf), it's not true. Somebody took this FoxNews article and replaced the original text with the sex tape rumor text. They sent out the link and some people picked it up. I won't link the fake article here, because that shit could have viruses on it or something. The link is obviously not from FoxNews. This fake story hit yesterday afternoon, so if there was a Britney sex tape on the internet I'm sure we all would've seen it which means we all would be crying in fear under our bed sheets right now.

Sorry boys and girls. You'll have to find something else to jack off to and by "jack off" I mean throw up.

Can sex tapes featuring fug ass guidos become illegal before the release of Joey Buttafuoco's tape? The same company that released Amy Fisher's sex tape have announced that they will also put out a tape Joey made with his wife. No, not Mary Jo. Red Light District will put the tape out next month for $39.95.

The tape was reportedly made at the home of an adult movie director during a party. Joey reportedly had no idea he was being filming. Yeah and I'm not easy. As much as I want to believe that I won't see Joey's sex tape, my genitals are just too curious. Who the hell is going to buy that shit? Well, the bear loving gays will.

Ok, I'd hit it. I'm joking! No, I'm not. Yes, I am. No, I'm not.

Source: Reuters