Sex Tapes

 

This shit makes me sad! SandraRose claims there's a video going around of Vivica Fox giving some dude head. Come on now! The dude apparently recorded it with his video phone while a drunk Vivie was polishing his candlestick. The dude then emailed the tape around and it eventually got back to Vivie who sent it to a friend at the Atlanta police department. It's not known whether she filed a complaint, but the tape apparently got out.

 

Homegirl must've been tanked if she didn't notice some dude holding a celly at her face! She was probably pulling a Norma Desmond and thought it was the old days when she was still a movie star and when the dude said "smile at the camera" Vivica thought it was some big director. She then said "I'm ready for my cumshot Mr. DeMille. " I can see her being delusional like that. Poor Vivie! 

 

While she was down there, the dude should've at least done her a favor and fixed that hairline!

 

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American Idol skank loser, Jessica Sierra, is knocked up in the clink. Can I have her life? Sources tell TMZ the father is a "rapper." I'm sure it could be one of several rappers, because I'd be surprised if Jessica knew who the baby daddy was. She better book her appearance on Maury now.

 

Jessica not only has a baby to look forward to, but also a sex tape. Jessica's tape is supposed to be released next month.

 

She's currently in the slammer on two misdemeanor charges of disorderly intoxication and obstructing or opposing an officer and two felony counts of possession of cocaine and battery. She infamously told one of the cops upon her arrest that she would "suck his dick" if he let her go. 

 

That baby is probably praying for a miracle, because his or her life is already planned out. Its life will consist of waking mommy from a drunken sleep, making mommy a cocktail, calling 911 when mommy's boyfriend of the week gets too rowdy and holding mommy's hair while she vomits up her 10th can of Ballantine.

 

Sad.

 

 

 

At first I thought this was Britney, but I didn't see a bird's nest on her head. It's that little sweet tart, Jessica Sierra! You know, the "American Idol" loser that was arrested last week and told the cop she would "suck his dick" if he let her go. Yeah, that skank.

 

Well, TMZ reports that a sex tape featuring this classy bird will soon hit shelves. Hit shelves, barf all over it and then offer to suck its dick. It's going to be released sometime before Christmas. Now I know what to get Paula Abdul!  

 

She was probably paid with Funions and a half-smoked pack of Pall Malls.

 

 

Yawn. It's Paris Hilton taking a bath and trying to be sexy. The Sun has the latest video taken from ParisExposed.com featuring Paris taking a bath while being filmed by some dude. I'm guessing it's Pam Anderson's latest husband, Rick Salomon, filming that shit. In the video the dude says "Here's part 3 in the Paris HIlton sex tape" and talks to her a little while Paris tries to be sexy.

 

Paris has basically shown us everything besides her damn kidney, so this isn't much of a shock. She needs more than a bath to get clean. She needs an acid wash. 

 

Click here to see it if you care

 

 

 

 

John Travolta! You and your dead cat better step off my man!

 

The Viagra was flowing at the Santa Barbara Film Festival last night. John Travolta awarded Kirk Douglas with some special award along with a special kiss.

 

That is sure one sexy smooch. I bet Kirk had to change his Depends after that one. Maybe John helped him out? Ok, I'm going to be sick now.....

 

 

Get your dirty ginas out! There's a douche in our midst. The National Enquirer claims Spencer Pratt is out peddling a sex tape he made in Brazil. He reportedly made it with friends before he was with Heidi Montag and is trying to sell it and then make it look like it was stolen and leaked without his knowledge.

 

Spencer shoots down this rumor and told UsWeekly , “I was never on camera, and there is no sex tape. However, I did go to Brazil three years ago to film a jujitsu tournament for a documentary.”

A source also tells UsWeekly that a Spencer Pratt sex tape would be worth a lot. This "source" said, “Initial licensing could be upward of a million dollars. He could turn it into a money-making machine.”

 

PLEASE! Millions of dollars?! Let me guess, this "source's" name sounds like Denser Rat. I'm so sure. I'd rather see two obese possums suck on a tomato soup can than see a sex tape featuring his ugly ass. Seriously, I just pictured two possums sucking on a tomato soup when I read that article about Spencer's sex tape. Hmmm....

 

 

 

The Long Island HOlita, Amy Fisher, is suing Red Light District over a sex tape she shot with her husband, Louis Bellera. Lou sold the tape to get back at Amy for leaving him for Joey Buttafuoco. Lou made an agreement with Red Light in August of 2007 and didn't have Amy permission.

 

She claims the video was private.

 

This lawsuit is all smoke. Bitch is gonna strike up an agreement with Red Light and the tape will see the light of day. The tape is probably a snoozefest. Look at her! She probably can't suck a dick worth shit. Not with those chompers! And I don't care what the hell you say. Lou is not hot. Ok, maybe just a little.

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

Amy Fisher's hubby, Lou Bellara, said he regrets selling off a sex tape he made with her. Lou sold the tape after Amy dumped him to start dating Joey Buttafuoco again.

 

Lou told The New York Post, "We were estranged. She was seeing Joey. I was seething about the whole thing. It just came to a point where I was hurt and embarrassed by it . . . and it pressed the wrong button. I just used that as a vehicle to strike back at her."

 

The couple got back together this past Summer and that's when Lou told Amy he sold the tape. She said, "It's all fun and games," she said. I never thought that . . . anything like this would ever happen. I mean that's my husband, not some guy down the road."

 

The tape called "Amy Fisher Caught On Tape" is available from Red Light District.  

 

This was bound to happen. At least it's not a sex tape with Joey? That's not something my eyeballs could take, but I'd be too curious to not look. He probably has squirrel nuts.

 

And this time around Amy's the one that gets a load in the face. I know, I know. You can spank me later.

 

He's an old photo of Amy with Lou. Sexy times. 

 

 

 

 

Someone tried to blackmail the Royals and Scotland Yard is on the case. Back in August 2 dudes allegedly demanded $100,000 for a sex tape involving one of the Royals. Scotland Yard set up a sting where the two men came and played a clip from the tape for them. The dumbasses thought they were meeting with private staff of the Royals.

 

The tape shows an aide giving oral sex to a Royal. The men also claims to have evidence proving this Royal gave a bag of coke to the aide.

 

The dudes have been charged with blackmail.

 

I need it to be Prince Harry! Firerod! I mean he'd be the only one that'd let a staff member polish off the Royal sceptor. With our luck it'd be someone nasty like Prince Charles. The last thing I need to see is someone sucking on that slug's tail.

 

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19-year-old Vietnamese TV star, Hoang Thuy-Linh, has lost her career after a sex tape featuring her hit the internet. Her TV show was cancelled and she went on National TV to apologize and bid farewell! Dramatic.

 

Four college students were arrested and face charges for posting the tape on the internet. 

 

One 49-year-old Vietnamese woman said, "Thuy Linh should be condemned. If I ever see her again on TV, I will turn it off, for sure."

 

Why couldn't we do this to Paris Hilton? When a celebrity's sex tape gets leaked we should vote on if they get condemned from society or not. Think about it. No Paris Hilton. No Fred Durst. No R. Kelly. No Kim Kardashian. Oh what a beautiful world.

 

Homegirl should come to America. Your sex tape hits the internet and you automatically get a reality show. Like automatically.

 

Click here to see the sex tape if you care 

 

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