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That Crazy Train Is Still Moving Along! A Britney Spears Sex Tape Might Hit Soon!!!

YES! Some dude that claims to have a tape of him and Britney Spears doing sex to each other's nasty bodies. The man told InTouch Weekly that he met Brit while she was on vacation in June. The 28-year-old lives in Hawaii and said he taped Britney without her knowing it at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast on June 7. He met her at about 1am in the hotel's bar.

The dude said, “It was just normal sex, we didn’t do anything crazy. It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.”

He's currently talking to different people about releasing the tape.

Be right back I gotta go barf out everything I ate this week. I just had an image in my head and I need it out...NOW!

Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears • Sex Tapes

SICK!

The Sun is reporting that an Eva LongWHORIA sex tape is somewhere on the web. I looked and I could only find bunk ass clips that weren't Eva. Some sites claim that the tape is 100% real and co-stars Eva's husband, Tony Parker.

Tony I'd like to see, Eva not so much. She's probably a whiner in bed. I can imagine. The type that is always shouting "ouch" and "no, the other way!" An effin nag. Let's not even talk about the beef curtains.

Hopefully homegirl got into full make-up for the tape, because she looks illegal without any.

Posted by: Michael K

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Eva LongWHORIA • Sex Tapes

Meg White Has A Sex Tape?!?!

Meg White of The White Stripes has a sex tape according to The Post Chronicle . They have posted stills as well as a clip of the video featuring a girl that looks like Meg.

The White Stripes announced a couple of weeks ago that they were cancelling their entire tour due to Meg's "acute anxiety" which makes it impossible for her to travel.

She doesn't look to anxious in this video! All she needs is a little dick and that'll fix everything! Eff Vicodin and Xanax! Bring some dick on the plane with you and all will be fine. Dick cures everything!

Everyone has a sex tape these days, so this wouldn't surprise me if it turned out to be true. However, if Gummi Bear comes out with a sex tape, I'm moving to Antarctica.

Click here to view stills and the video (NSFW)

Posted by: Michael K

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Real Sex, Real Gross

Radar is reporting that the vomit-inducing sex scene between Marilyn Manson and his 19-year-old girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood, in his video "Heart Shaped Glasses" was not faked. The scene was originally supposed to be released in 3D, so Marilyn and ERW had to be shot from three different angles meaning they had to eff three times.

A rep for Marilyn denies this and insists that mess was simulated.

When I first saw the video I figured it was real. Marilyn can probably get ERW to do anything. I mean he got her to roll around in fake blood. I'm actually surprised Marilyn can have sex. His peen probably looks like the worm in the bottom of a Tequila bottle.

Posted by: Michael K

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Gross • Sex Tapes • YouTubes

Toastee's Sex Tape

Toastee from Flavor of Love 2 might have been voted off of Charm School last week, but she will be getting off on video May 16th. Jennifer Toof aka Toastee shot a 45-minute tape with an unknown male for Vivid. The press release reads:

"Toastee" achieved celebrity as a competitor on the popular VH1 reality television show "Flavor of Love 2," in which she vied for the affections of rap artist Flavor Flav. She was bounced from the program after it was discovered that she had done nude modeling and appeared in a porn movie under the stage name "Natalia the Scissor Vixen" - known for clamping men's heads between her thighs.

"Toastee is cute, energetic and a talented contortionist," says Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid. "I think her enthusiasm for sex is obvious," he added.

"Toastee" was born and raised in Pennsylvania and is 23-years-old. She was a psychology major at Northeastern University and says she intends to go to medical school. She is currently appearing as one of the 13 ex-Flavorettes on the VH1 show "Charm School" and has also been a guest on The Tyra Banks Show.

Our little girl is all grown up and I don't need to see it! I hope homegirl is getting paid the big digits for this! Oh Toastee!

Click here to get a little preview of the tape!

UPDATE - Jennifer has issued this statement:

"Jennifer has decided that she could put a lot of time, effort, and money into pursuing legal action to prevent the video from being released, or that she could put a lot of time, effort, and money into pursuing her medical degree. She has chosen the latter."

Posted by: Michael K

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Reality TV • Sex Tapes

We've Already Seen It

Us Weekly is reporting that Kim Kardashian has settled with Vivid Entertainment for $5 million. Kim sued the company back in February for distributing a sex tape she made with Ray-J. Kim claims she didn't leak the tape, but come on.....

Vivid must also stop selling the tape by May.

A source close to Kim said, "Kim is relieved that she can now move on from this embarrassing chapter in her life."

More like Kim relieved herself on her latest boy toy. She's into that right?

Kim leaked the tape and we all know it. This whole thing was probably set up from the beginning. Kim would deny it, fake sue Vivid and they'd settle for an amount she was going to get paid anyway.

Posted by: Michael K

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Kim Kardashian • Sex Tapes

SHOCKING! LC and Jason Had Boring Sex

The sex tape allegedly made by LC and Jason of Laguna Beach is apparently real. REAL boring. A source told TMZ that a porn company withdrew their offer to buy the tape, because it sucks. The source called it "vanilla" with "no hardcore sex."

SugarDVD said they pulled their $500,000 offer for other reasons. Sugar said, "We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department."

They are talking about Jason. Sugar is also hoping other porn companies don't buy the tape.

I could've told you their shit was boring. Look at them. LC looks like she never had an orgasm in her life and Jason looks like he isn't capable of giving a broad an orgasm.

Posted by: Michael K

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Boring Couples • Sex Tapes

That's Exactly What Kim Kardashian Said

Lauren Conrad (I know. Lauren who?) has blasted rumors that she has a sex tape with former boyfriend, Jason Wahler. There were rumors that Jason was trying to sell a sex tape he made with LC before he goes to prison.

LC said, “There is no sex tape that exists.”

That's exactly what Kim K said and then looked what happened. I'm sure there is a tape, because hos like this use to extend their 15-minutes.

Source: Us Weekly

Posted by: Michael K

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Oops!

People Magazine has brought Robert Kardashian back to life! He passed in 2003, but came back to life to watch his slutbaghodaughter on the runway. Hahaha, I've made worse mistakes.

I'm sure he's rolling in his grave anyway, because of THIS or THIS!

Thanks Court

Posted by: Michael K

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Kim Kardashian • SCANDAL • Sex Tapes

Kerry Katona Fingering Herself?!

There's a little video floating around the internet of allegedly Dlisted favorite Kerry Katona touching her naughty bits all inside. First of all, I'm not sure it's her. Second of all, if it is homegirl needs a straight-up wax. One thing that makes me think it's not Kerry is that the woman is using the phone and touching herself at the same time. Kerry's brain is not capable of doing two things at once. Click here to see the NSFW tape! VIA Totally NSFW

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Kerry Katona • Sex Tapes