Sex Tapes

According to sources, KFed is currently in negotiations to sell a sex tape he made with Britney Spears for $50 million. One company in Arizona is willing to pay the fee. KFed is using the tape in negotiations with his ex. He’s willing to sell her the tape for $30 million and custody of their two sons.

The tape was filmed in the first few weeks they were together at the Beverly Hills Hotel. It shows Britney and KFed getting down and dirty with her performing several sexy acts on his nasty ass. A source said, "At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn't keep their hands off each other. They did nothing all day but have sex—and play the odd game of chess.”

Play chess? Ok, this story has to be a falsity. These two dingbat can’t even play Go-Fish let alone, Chess. The same source claims that Kfed will do anything to get back at her and this is his ticket.

A source close to Britney said, "She is absolutely furious with Kevin, and knows a full-on sex video could almost certainly ruin her chance of a career come-back.

"They were made for the couple to watch in the privacy of their home. She never thought that he'd threaten to SELL them.”

The same source claims that the reason for their break-up is that Brit caught him with another woman. She is also sick of him cheating with hookers and his constant cocaine use.

This story comes from the News of the World so take it for what it’s worth. I think there’s some kind of clause in Britney’s prenup that states KFed cannot sell a tell-all about them nor do anything to hurt her career. I may be mistaken, but I’m pretty she has that shit.

I bet you Britney sucks at giving head.

Fleshbot may or may not have uncovered the much-talked about Britney Spears sex tape. The 19-second clip features a woman that sort of looks like Britney. The clip showed up on Pornotube and brands itself as the "Britney and KFed Sex Tape." It could just be Britney eating a cheese stick. Actually KFed's stick is full of cheese.

A judge threw out Britney's lawsuit against Us Weekly yesterday. She sued them because they published a story about the alleged sex tape.

Go visit Fleshbot to see the clip.

I read this on ONTD this morning and think it might be too good to be true. Apparently, during a film shoot Scarlett Johansson left her mic on when she went to get busy with an unidentified male in a truck. One of the sound operators noticed that her shit was still on and listened and taped while Scarlett and the dude (apparently not Josh Hartnett) made out and then she leaned over and gave him a sloppy bj. She ends by telling the dude "Yeah, cum."

I need proof! Scarlett has made a ton of films and I'm sure she'd remember to take off her mic before sucking the dick of some dude. That being said, I'm a little annoyed that she didn't let said guy jizz all over her amazing breastes. I mean?

Here's, Scarlett and Hugh Jackman at the premiere for "The Prestige". Scarlett again wore an ill-fitting dress and took her hair color to firecrotch levels. The dye job looks like it was done with orange RIT. Seriously, Scar!