Pamela Anderson

 

Yes, that's a picture of Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon. I just felt that the dog taking a dump near them was appropriate for this story.

 

UsWeekly reports that Pammy and Rick will star in their own reality show for the E! network. A source said, "Think Nick and Jessica's show [MTV's Newlyweds], but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life."

 

Pammy and Rick married in October after dating for one month. Pammy has 2 kids with Tommy Lee and Rick has 2 daughters from a previous marriage. Rick is best known as Paris Hilton's sex tape co-star.

 

Nothing kills a marriage like a reality show. Way to go Pammy! Brit and KFed, Hulk and Linda, Nick and Jessica, Carmen and Dave, Travis and Shanna (although they are back together) and Gretchen and Danny Bonaduce.

 

 

 

Pamela Anderson partied without her husband last night. She partied with that dirty rat Criss Angel and that other magician dude she works with at LAX in Las Vegas. Oh Pamela! Always the epitome of an elegant lady. She looks like she could use a few visits to the free clinic and a few gos through the car wash and please take Criss with you.

 

His jewelry makes Joan Rivers QVC jewelry collection look like some Cartier shit.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pamela Anderson needs to stop posing like an 18-year-old girl trying to be slutty on Spring Break. It's not cute! I know The Hoff's animal sexiness brings out the slut in all of us, but Pam needs to keep it under control. That drag queen looks fresher than her!

 

Here's Pammy with her husband at the opening of Planet Hollywood Casino yesterday. Her husband has "child toucher" eyes. I love how he grabs his wife's ass on the carpet. Classy shit.

 

 

 

 

 

Pamela Anderson and PETA hosted an all-vegetarian Thanksgiving at a Las Vegas homeless shelter yesterday. Pam is doing good things.

 

Pam said, "The holiday season can be especially hard for those who find themselves homeless, and it's murder on turkeys. With so many healthy and delicious options nowadays, it's easy to have a holiday meal that gives even turkeys something to be thankful for."

 

Now, veggie Thanksgiving makes me think of one thing....TOFURKEY! Barf! Have you ever had that crap? It tastes like wet cardboard. My sister was a vegetarian for a while and she'd make me eat that garbage. I'd rather eat turkey caca than Tofurkey. The name is hot though. I should name my first born Tofurkey.

 

You know those people were pissed when Pam gave them a plate of that stuff. Where's the meat?!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pamela Anderson can't clean the skank. She just can't! This is what years of hard partying and sucking dirty dick will do to a pretty bitch. No matter what she does, she always looks like she just had a sex train run up on her during an earthquake. Bruised, used and a little shocked.

 

Here's Pammy at the World Magic Awards in Los Angeles last night.

 

 

 

 

Would a pregnant woman allow Richard Branson to throw her around like that? Well, Pamela Anderson probably would, but isn't that going to make the baby dizzy? I'm guessing she's not knocked up or not knocked up anymore.

 

Here's Pam with Richard at a Virgin Airlines party at Tryst in Las Vegas last night. Pam spent most of the evening with her new douche husband, Rick Salomon.  

 

They've almost been married for a week! They are exceeding my expectations! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pamela Anderson hastily married Rick Salomon this past weekend, because she's knocked up! That's what InTouch Weekly is reporting anyway. 40-year-old Pammy has already denied she's expecting, but sources have told InTouch she's 2-months pregnant.

 

Pam found out on September 29th, the same day she applied for a marriage license with Rick.

 

A source said, "Pam says that the pregnancy is fate and an incredible blessing. Pam had begged Rick to keep the news secret until she had reached three months, but he broke his promise"

 

She also doesn't want to announce she's pregnant just yet, because she suffered a miscarriage not too long ago. She's apparently quit the booze and is on the ozone treatment to "cure" her Hepatitis C.

 

Even if she is pregnant she won't ever announce it. That's the new trend among Hollytards. Get knocked up, but keep people guessing for maximum exposure and publicity!  

 

Pam is such trash! Getting knocked up, getting married, getting divorced....ugh! Pam please do yourself a favor and get spayed!

 

 

 

Pamela Anderson's last ex-husband, Kid Rock, was on Letterman last night where he had some late advice for Rick Salomon.  

 

Kid Rock the charming gentleman said, "I wish somebody would have given me the advice I'm about to give Rick Salomon. Why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free?"

 

The audience sort of jeered at him and then he said, "I wish them much happiness."

 

Why drink the milk at all? That shit is rotten! It's like Feta! Kid's just sour, because not even Pamela Anderson's slutty ass wants him.

 

Click here to see the video if you care

 

VIA People

 

 

Pamela Anderson's wedding to Rick Salomon was a truly classy and luxurious affair. Pammy wore a white jean skirt, called her groom "scum" and the cake was made out of cardboard. Would we expect anything less?

 

The NYDN reports that guests were served pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese and tuna and lobster tacos. Pigs in a blanket?! Sounds like my kind of spread.

 

Hey at least Pam covered up! She wore a used up bikini to her last wedding. She's moving on up! Maybe she'll wear a mini-dress to her next wedding, because there's totally going to be one.

 

Cardboard cakes remind me of kindergarten. In kindergarten we had this beat down, saliva stained cardboard Birthday cake. Whenever it was one of the brat's Birthdays they would pull out that nasty thing, put a fake candle on it and make us sing. Ghetto ass shit. I can't tell you how many times some moron tried to take a bite out of it.

 

Oh and has Pam filed for divorce yet?

 

 

 

 

As expected, Pamela Anderson's dumb brains married Rick Salomon in Las Vegas yesterday. This is her third wedding and his second. The pair made it legal at the Mirage Hotel in front of Pam's kids and family members.

 

Pam is currently playing "assistant" in Hans Klok's magic show. She married quickly in about 30 minutes between her shows. She wore white Valentino and Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas also attended.

 

A source close to Pam said, "They are head over heels in love. They are really close. They have a relationship already and they have the license. Rick is always with her. He's backstage when she does her show all the time." 

Pam's last marriage to Kid Rock lasted a whole 4 months. Rick was previously married to Shannen Doherty, but that crazy bat beat his ass or something like that.

 

Pam is one stupid broad! Rick Salomon is nothing but a sleazy leech! Trust me when I say that this one is going to end in absolute disasater! Sex tapes, accusations, shit flying...this isn't going to be pretty!

 

You don't marry a man that has had sex with Paris Hilton. That should be the #1 rule in choosing a husband! 

 

Source: People