Pamela Anderson

I give credit where credit is due! Well, most of the time. Pamela Anderson made one of her first appearances last night as a single lady. She showed up at the Arby's Sports Awards in Los Angeles? Arby's?! I have no idea what kind of award show that is, but I'm suddenly hungry for horsey sauce.

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Kid Rock claims that his lengthy and satisfying marriage to Pamela Anderson ended, because he was sick of staying home with the kids while she partied. It was reported that the reason for the failure of their relationship was due to Kid's insane jealousy of Borat. Ahaha. Anyway, a friend close to Kid says it had nothing to do with that.

"Bob rearranged his life for Pamela. He moved from Detroit - something he said he would never do - and moved his son to L.A. to be with her. Pamela would go out almost every night and end up at [photographer] David LaChapelle's studio. Bob was home alone with the three kids."

Basically, it comes down to both of them being trash. Sometimes two pieces of trash just don't work out. You would think that their individual trashiness would cancel each other. I have no idea what I'm talking about, ignore me.

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Kid Rock needs major help. Page Six is reporting that Pamela Anderson's 4-month marriage to Kid Rock ended because of Borat. For those of you that haven't seen the movie, Sasha Baron Cohen aka Borat becomes fixated with Pamela Anderson after watching an episode of "Baywatch." He makes it his life goal to travel to Hollywood and marry her. Well at a screening of the film, Kid Rock didn't like this.

A source said, "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.

Breaking up over Borat?! How lame is that? I know Bob aka Kid Rock is a redneck and all, but doesn't he know that it's just a movie?

How ironic that this sort of sexy photoshoot of Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock is going to be in January's GQ and they aren't even together anymore. They probably got a good look at each other in the daylight and realized it probably wasn't a good idea. It happens.

Well, when it rains it pours. TMZ reports that Pamela Anderson has apparently filed for divorce from Kid Rock. They were married a quick minute or 4 months. Pam suffered a miscarriage, but that wasn't listed as the reason for divorce. The reason? He beat her ass. NO, kidding. It was irreconcilable differences.

That sucks, it was such a beautiful and elegant wedding! I'm sure Pam will celebrate by sucking Tommy-Lee-Dick!! Me too actually.

Pamela Anderson pulled out her fake tits and put on a hideous gold dress to appear on Jimmy Kimmel on Tuesday. She came out and sprayed champagne all over him and then hopped over the sofa exposing her crusty panties. What a class act is. Shouldn't a mother of 65 have a little more class?

Denise Richards has apologized for throwing the laptop of a paparazzi over a balcony, hitting an elderly woman in the arm. She won't face criminal charges. Denise claims she only threw one laptop and not two and she claims that it didn't hit the old lady. She has already settled with the photographers.

She said, "I am not justifying my behavior. It was wrong. I saw one of the photographers, went up to him and offered to give him a few nice shots and asked him to please leave so we can focus on our scene. He wouldn't and he got really belligerent and he was saying vulgar, nasty things to me and made a derogatory remark about my family. I just did what I did and I feel terrible."

It's funny, because this is probably the most publicity this piece of trash movie will receive. The 80-year-old lady that was hit is probably Pamela Anderson. I mean she did suffer a miscarriage. It makes sense to me!

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Pamela Anderson’s spokesperson has confirmed to Us Weekly that she was pregnant with Kid Rock’s baby, but suffered a miscarriage. There were rumors that she was knocked up and I guess those rumors were true.

A source said that she was in early stages of pregnancy and didn’t have any complications. She didn’t go to the hospital to be treated; a doctor came to her on the set of her movie in Vancouver. The source went on to say that they think stress and her rigorous schedule was the cause of their loss.

Maybe Denise Richards threw a laptop at her ass and that caused her to lose the baby? We’re sorry Pam…you’ll have eleventy more!