Kimora

She snagged a hot piece of hunk and now she might be pregnant. Homegirl is good. Kimorazilla has reportedly been trying to get knocked up with Djimon Hounsou's baby for a while now and her hard work has finally paid off. A source told Page Six, "She's pregnant."

Kimo's rep said that he hasn't been able to get a hold of his client for five days. That's because she's busy trying to find a surrogate to carry her baby. Everyone knows trannies can't get pregnant!

Kimo has two daughters, Ming and Aoki, with Russell Simmons.

Here's some pictures from a few nights and Kimo definitely looks a little heavy in the gut. That could just be a little bloat from her female hormones.

If Kimo is pregnant than JLo better watch it! Kimorazilla will definitely top her outrageousness. Kimo will probably demand to doctors that she give birth to a giant canary diamond. Take that JLo! Kimo will name it Kelolo. Oh shit! Do you remember Kelolo from Martin Lawrence's show? She was Sheneneh's best homegirl? She was the star of that show.

I can't talk about Sheneneh without posting a clip of her. Those were the days.

Just a couple of weeks ago, Djimon Hounsou was linked to Cameron Diaz. That relationship probably wasn't too serious, because Djimon was caught "canoodling" with Kimora Lee Simmons the other night. The two were spotted above at a party for Forest Whitaker and witnesses say that tongue slapped all night. They left together later in the evening. Djimon is in for a tranny surprise! I hope he's into sword fighting, because that's most likely what he's in for. He needs to re-evaluate his choice in sex partners.

Cameron and Kimora? You might as well fuck Lassie and Benji.

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Even the Clisters get to party at Oscar time! Tara Reid and Bai Ling both looked elegant and expensive (I'm joking) at The de Grisogono 2007 Pre-Oscar Party at LA SoHo House last night. Did Tara get a job as a waitress? That dress she's wearing looks like a straight-up cocktail waitress uniform. I wouldn't be surprised. Bai is still the most luxurious lady in the room. Kimora and Naomi Campbell were also there. Paris was there too, but I'm sick of her wonky ass!

Kimora Lee Simmons totally got the Naomi wig. Kimora tucked in the dick, put on the wig and partied down with Russell Simmons in NYC to celebrate Phat Farm's 15th anniversary.

She needs to stop thinking she's BryanBoy. She's not that hot.

Heatherette isn't knowing for putting up serious fashion shows. Last night's was no exception. Their theme was "Wizard of Oz." Kimora Lee Simmons was their special guest and I'm not sure which character she played? Was there a tranny giant in that movie? Speaking of trannies, Amanda Lepore was Glinda, Lydia Hearst was Dorothy and Aubrey O'Day from Danity Kane was some kind of jungle creature or something.

Clean up at Bryan Park! We've got a huge mess!

And I'm not talking about the coat! Lil' Kim dragged her plastic face last night to root for her main ladydude girl, Kimora Lee Simmons at the Baby Phat show in NYC. Methinks Kim has a had a little baby fat injected into every part of her face. That poor animal died to be laid on that?! Shameful.

Well played Britney Spears! Standing next to Kimora Lee Simmons can make any woman look more feminine and demure. Actually, make ANYONE male or female look more feminine and demure. Britney jetted from Las Vegas to the NYC fashion show for Baby Phat last night. She played it safe in black. She's still white trash, but at least she's not trying too hard.

Kimora needs to go back to Bangkok for more procedures to make her jawline look more feminine. She's still not passable.