Posh & Becks

This picture is like looking inside a recycling bin. I posted earlier about David Beckham killing the environment and I think there's a way to save us. Recycle Eva and Posh!

Do they two even talk? They probably just walk and pose. They pretend to open their mouths, but nothing comes out. They are sucking the air out of each other.

Here's these two after the Spice Girls show in London last night.

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A British environmental group called, Carbon Trust, claim David Beckham is responsible for 163 tons of carbon dioxide yearly. The average Englishman produces 9.4 tons. They claim David's "carbon footprint" is the largest in human history.

They blame his constant air traveling, his several cars and homes as the reason for his excessive carbon use. In 2007 alone, David flew farther than a trip from the earth to the moon.

The Carbon Trust said, "With all his money he should be using it at least to reduce his own footprint. He has more freedom of choice when it comes to methods of traveling. He could also choose greener cars."

It's not the cars or air travel, it's because he's so damn sexy. His sexiness produces that much carbon. We need to get Al Gore on this STAT! Let's not even start with Posh. I'm sure the air pollution she produces daily isn't helping the planet.

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Bitches! Can't you see?! You are a fashion show which requires eyeballs to view the fashions coming down the runway. I would love to just throw an orange at their asses and see if they catch it. They look hot though. Well, Dita Von Teese looks hot, Claudia Schiffer looks normal and Posh looks like Posh.

Here they are looking fabulous and affected at the Roland Mouret Haute Couture show in Paris today.

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The Spice Girls attended Roberto Cavalli's show in Milan yesterday and Posh was looking so subdued. Bitch must have let that little "worst-dressed" title get to her. Either that or she's recovering from some surgery. She seriously looks like a Palm Beach socialite on recovery. Facelift! Scary Spice looks just that....Scary! At first I thought Venus Williams got herself a new weave.

Here's a couple of pictures from Posh Beckham's Marc Jacobs ad. I love it. Posh has never looked hotter. She should walk around with a bag over her body and head all day and night. The palm tree on her head is a nice touch. Does she hold drinks too? I want a Posh side table.

We get it Posh and Marc. You guys have senses of humor. You guys are marketing geniuses. With all that being said those shoes were made for morons.

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Above is a picture of Eva Green, Posh and Little Nellie from Little House on the Prairie. The three of them are on Mr. Blackwell's 48th Annual Worst-Dressed list. That old bat needs to give it up. Eva Green?! He's fucking lost it. If I was a woman....ok, if I was a biological woman I'd dress exactly like Eva. She is the most glamorous woman in the world. She should be on the best list and she should be the only one on that list. Mr. Blackwell forgot to put himself on his own list, because he's looking beat! He also included Little Nellie which is totally bizarre, but whatever. It's his party. Here's his list:

10.) Alison Arngrim: "Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac."

9.) Lindsay Lohan: "Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low."

8.) Jessica Simpson: "Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!"

7.) Avril Lavigne: "Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!"

6.) Eva Green: "Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!"

5.) Kelly Clarkson: "Her heavenly voice soars above the rest... but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of 'Pro-Active' – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!"

4.) Fergie: "Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!"

3.) Mary Kate Olsen: "YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain... she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!"

2.) Amy Winehouse: "Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below... she's part 50's car-hop horror."

1.) Victoria Beckham: "Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em."

Last year's #1 loser, Britney Spears, was left off his list, because he said she needs a break. Isn't that nice of him. But EVA GREEN?! If you ask me most of the women on his worst-dressed belong on his best. At least they take chances. His best-dressed list is filled with bores like Reese Witherspoon, Nicole Kidman, Angelina Jolie, Katie Holmes, Beyonce, Helen Mirren, Katherine Heigl and some other hags.

EVA GREEN?!

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