Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller started out last night looking lovely at a Calvin Klein fragrance party in NYC. She actually looked like she doesn't smell like what comes out of my dog's anal sacs. However, by the end of the night she looked used while watching her boyfriend's band play. Used in a hot way. I'm beginning to like this drunk slut. Endearing. Lovely.

Furthermore, why do chicks want to get with Jamie Burke? He bags Lohan, Kate Moss and now Sienna. Is his dick an Oscar statue or something?

Hey it's Sienna Miller! Guess what? She's drunk as a skunk as she leaves the Boujis club in Londontown. Messy, messy, messy. At least she's keeping her dinner to herself, well that we know of. Her piss probably smells so bad when she's drunk. I can tell.

Dino De Laurentis' remake of the classic Jane Fonda sci-fi movie, Barbarella, has gotten its director in Peter Webber. He recently helmed Hannibal Rising. Dino also produced the original movie and described the new one as "Female James Bond in Space." Shooting will take place at Morocco's CLA studios.

Now that the script is being worked on and there's a director, names are being dropped left and right. The name that keeps coming up the most is Sienna Miller. She's apparently Dino's first choice as the title role.

A source said, “Dino feels this is the right time for Barbarella to return and Sienna is the lead contender. She's sexy but can act at the same time — much like Jane Fonda.”

Wasn't Aeon Flux sort like a female James Bond in space/future? Give the role to Sienna! The movie's gonna suck anyways might as well take her down with hit!

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20-something model and musician, Jamie Burke, has been linked to Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan. Well, he's adding another celebrity party girl to his list. Jamie attended a party on Saturday night in NYC for Sienna Miller. Hours later they were seen making out in the lobby. He's like the indie KFed!

A witness said, "There was no Fashion Week party or anything there at the time - they were just making out."

Sienna recently broke up with Jude Law. She has been linked to Diddy, Hayden Christensen, Daniel Craig, the son of Bryan Ferry, Josh Hartnett and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Damn! Sienna has had more Hollywood peen in her than a urinal at Hyde.

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When Sienna Miller isn't busy beating down paps in hooker boots, she's helping people! She's really a good person. In NYC yesterday, Sienna helped a man in a wheelchair.

The man was probably like "Why is this dirty prostitute helping me? SUCIO!"

TMZ caught Sienna Miller going batshit crazy on a photographer yesterday in NYC. She was going into a building when the flashes set her off and she shoved the pap. Crazy bitch! I think she got those boots at Payless. No joke.

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Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen briefly dated while filming "Factory Girl" last year. Sources on the set now claim that the sex scene in the movie wasn't simulated. The pair briefly hooked up while Sienna was on a break from Jude Law. She decided she didn't want anything serious from Hayden and broke his heart. Months later during reshoots of the film in Toronto, Sienna couldn't help her vagina and decided to have it another go. It was during these reshoots that the two became instant porn stars.

Sienna's rep denies the rumor, "She's just a really good actress."

Um...no she's not. She's also a huge slut and the two together equals sex on film! I hope the uncut sex scene featuring a jizz-on-titties is on the DVD!

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Sienna Miller started out looking lovely last night in a white flapper dress and then she changed into this? First of all, it was colder than my heart last night in NYC. Second of all, if she going to an open chorus call for a retirement community production of Chicago? Jeeeeesus.

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Dear Mena, You ain't Lily Allen, so don't try it. Still love you and your fivehead. That's all.

xoxoxMichael K

P.S. - Here's fivehead and Sienna Miller at the Factory Girl premiere in NYC last night.

Early yesterday morning, Diddy was caught by cameras escorting Sienna Miller home after a night of partying. Diddy apparently saw the cameras across the street and sent his bodyguard over to get the film. Diddy and Sienna partied together at Sundance last week (above). Sienna has recently been leaked to Josh Hartnett.

Diddy's girlfriend, Kim Porter, recently had their twins.

BUSTED! They belong together. Both are sleazy buckets of straight-up oil. They slip and slide on each other like a greasy ballet.

Visit TMZ to see the video of Diddy getting caught