Sienna Miller

Friday, January 26th 2007

Eastern European Prostitute or Sienna Miller?

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Sienna Miller looks like she's wearing 3-day-old eye make-up to the premiere of Factory Girl at the Santa Barbara Film Festival last night. She was joined by her co-star Guy Pearce who plays Andy Warhol. Straight-up......she looks fug.

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Thursday, January 18th 2007

Methface Hartnett & Slimy Miller Make Beautiful Music

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Josh Hartnett has barely let Scarlett Johansson's vagina juice dry on his peen and he's already hooking up with Sienna Miller. The two were spotted "canoodling" at the Chateau Marmont on Tuesday night in Hollyweird. Witnesses say that the two were very touchy feely in front of everyone.

Slimy's spokesrep denies they are dating and insists they are just friends. "Just friends" in Hollyweird means that she hasn't swallowed his load yet.

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Monday, January 15th 2007

Golden Globeing: Sienna Miller

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Swedish porn star alert! Sienna Miller's face was meant for baby batter loads. It seriously looks like her foundation is made from cum. You know who it is. She looks OK from the neck down, but from the neck up....ugh! I just want to take those neck braids and put them around her neck!

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Sunday, January 7th 2007

Meh

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The thing with Sienna Miller is sometimes she looks like she just had an abortion and sometimes she looks actually quite nice. She pulled it together at the Palm Springs Film Festival last night and pretty much looked good. I mean, she's a sour ass underneath all that shimmer and shine, but hey the cover looks good. This goes to show you that anyone can look hot with a lot of make-up and money.

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Sunday, December 10th 2006

Jude Law Drove Sienna Miller Crazy

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Sienna Miller has opened up her skank mouth to confess that her relationship with Jude Law drove her to therapy. She said that Jude's affair with his nanny distressed her so much that she needed to seek help for her mental state. Sienna said that therapy wasn't really for her. The counselor asked her a very difficult question and Sienna answered by calling her a "cow." She also said that Jude holds a special place in her heart and she still wears the ring he gave her, because he means so much to her slimy ass.

The therapist told her not to come back. The therapist also hit her over the head with a vase and threw her out the window. Ok that didn't happen, but a boy can dream.

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Saturday, December 9th 2006

The Photoshop Awards: Sienna Miller in W Magazine

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Tuesday, November 21st 2006

This Movie Must Be Shit!

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Sienna Miller, Guy Pearce and Jimmy Fallon reshot scenes from "Factory Girl" in NYC yesterday. Apparently, this is the second round of reshoots. The film is due to be released next month. This must suck so hard if they are doing reshoots a month before opening?

They look like tools. Sienna Miller's eyebrows were done with a sharpie, that's how low-rent this thing is!

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Friday, November 17th 2006

They Should've Shelved It


Sienna Miller's "Factory Girl" was almost put away for good, but last minute reshoots saved it. Here's the first trailer of the Edie Sedgwick biopic and it looks like a piece of garbage. The only good thing going for it is the fact that Mena Suvari's hotness is in it and it is Mary-Kate Olsen's acting debut without her sister. That has to be good. Ugh, but you have to sit through 2 hours of that skank, Sienna. That's enough to give you the eye vomits. It's due for limited release on December 29th in the States and will probably be available on DVD by January 3rd.

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Monday, November 13th 2006

Sienna's New Man

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Sienna Miller barely broke-up with Jude Law and she already has a new daddy. He's much hotter and richer and I'm sure his dick is bigger. Anyway, Sienna met up with her new papi at the lighting of the Cartier bow in NYC today. Is she wearing a wig?

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Sunday, November 12th 2006

They'll Be Back Together in a Couple of Hours

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Jude Law and Sienna Miller have called it quits according to People. A source close to the couple claims they have finally put an end to their roller-coaster relationship.

"It's a mutual decision," a pal of the actor says of ending the roller-coaster romance. "They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed."

Reps for both Miller and Law refused to comment on the private lives of their clients.

Now Sienna Miller is free to fuck dudes in public rather than hiding it from her boyfriend and the media. I'm sure they will be back together by morning time. Jude could use the break, because ho has been looking beat lately. They kind of belonged together. Jude's wang is worn out and Sienna's vag is so used.

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