Oprah
Monday, November 5th 2007
Can't Stop The O!
Oprah Winfrey held a press conference in Chicago today to address the child abuse allegations against one of the matrons from her all-girls school in Africa.
Oprah said, "Don't worry, the bitch is gonna pay!" No, she didn't say that. She said this whole drama has "been one of the most if not the most devastating experience of my life."
She went on to say, "I feel it. I said to the mothers, the family members, the aunts, the grannies — because most of these girls have lost their families, their parents — I said to them, 'Your daughters are now my daughters. No one can destroy the dream I have held, and each girl continues to hold, at the school."
The accused dorm matron, 27-year-old Tiny Makopo, appeared in court today. She was released on $450 bail. She faces 13 charges and already said she would enter a plea of not guilty.
That's right Oprah! Don't let them mess up your $50 million dream! Tiny must be shaking in her boots. Effing with Oprah is worse than effing with the mafia.
Source: ABC News
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Sunday, November 4th 2007
KFed & Oprah?
KFed has been quiet throughout this entire drama and he's apparently going to finally talk. Talk to Oprah that is. The News of the World (so take it for what it's worth) reports that he has agreed to sit down with the Big O early next year to talk about everything.
A source said, "He wants to give his side and show the world he is a good father and concerned ex-husband. It's a huge step but he could turn around the public's view that he was the reason behind Britney's meltdown."
A few weeks ago it was rumored that Oprah wanted to interview Britney and called the mess herself. Brit never returned her phone calls. This is the O's revenge!
KFed is most likely using his kids to suck every dime he can out of Brit, but at least he's laying low and keeping his mouth shut. Well played. Brit needs to step it up and trump KFed by going on Nancy Grace. Watching Nancy completely skewer Brit on her show would complete my 2007.
Thanks Yolie
Friday, November 2nd 2007
Changing Her Mind
When Oprah opened her all-girls school in South Africa in January parents were pissed at the strict rules. Students were only allowed to use cell phones on the weekends. They could only e-mail their families on the weekends as well.
Following child abuse allegations at the school, Oprah has given each student their own cell phone and told them they can call her whenever they want for any reason.
Police have also arrested an employee of the school on charges of sexual child abuse.
So these girls had a yoga center, but couldn't call their families. They should all have slumber parties every night and crank Oprah. Better yet, bitch is always on a diet so they should order 10 extra large pizzas to be delivered to her house.
Source: People
Monday, October 29th 2007
Somebody Has To Pay
Oprah has traveled to her South African all-girls school twice in one week following reports of alleged abuse going down at the school. News24.com reports that one of the matrons fondled at least one girl, choked another girl and cursed out several students. It became so bad that one girl ran away.
In an emergency meeting, Oprah told parents, "I've disappointed you. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry."
She gave them her personal phone number, e-mail and mailing address. Oprah hired investigators and also put the Principal and one another matron on leave.
On leave?! Yeah, I know what that means. That's "Oprah talk" for thrown to the alligators. Nobody humiliates the Oprah! Nobody!
Tuesday, October 16th 2007
Look What I Have!
Jerry Seinfeld's wife, Jessica, was on Oprah last week hocking her cookbook "Deceptively Delicious." Thanks to her little sit-in with the Big O, Jessica's book became a National best seller in one week. Jerry was on Oprah yesterday promoting that Bee Movie and Oprah decided to let everyone know how Jessica thanked her for helping her book out.
Jessica sent Oprah 21 pairs of mostly Louboutin shoes reports The Huffington Post . Those suckers go for up to $1200 a pair, so you're looking at roughly $20,000 worth of shoes.
Yeah because Oprah needs more shoes. She probably looked at them and said "Ewwww....off the rack?! TRASH! I only wear custom shit!"
It was pretty tacky of Oprah to show off her gift to all of us. Yes Oprah, all of you are rich. We know this. You don't have to keep reminding us that we don't have 25 bathrooms in our house and a private cook for our dogs.
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Thursday, September 27th 2007
Oprah Should Join The Queens Of Comedy
Who knew Oprah likes it like that? Best Week Ever has a clip of an audience member telling Oprah how she likes to do sex with her husband on the golf course near their house. Oprah responded with "You know people want to know which hole."
I love Oprah! I'm sure she lets Stedman do it in the back. It's the only way she can relax, because usually she's so busy running the world and shit. She probably has made some important decisions while he's working it from the rear.
Don't be jealous Gayle. I'm sure she's thinking of you.
Tuesday, September 18th 2007
Nobody Dismisses The O!
Rosie O'Donnell is currently whoring out her book of crazies "Celebrity Detox." Oprah invited Rosie to come on her show and talk about the book. Rosie turned her down. SCANDAL! Rosie will sit down with Diane Sawyer instead. I'm sure Diane can't wait to dish about Barbara Walters.
Rosie's rep said, "Rosie has always been booked with Diane. We gracefully declined Oprah's offer. I'm sure Rosie will do Oprah's show another time."
When asked to comment Oprah said, "Rosie who?" No she didn't say that, but you know she will in the future. Rosie is dead to her!
Oprah is seriously like the Empress of Books! She's probably calling every book store in the world demanding them to rip every page out of Rosie's book. Naw, homegirl don't care.
Source: Page Six
Monday, August 27th 2007
What Oprah Wants, Oprah Gets
Oprah Winfrey is hosting a fundraiser for Barack Obama on September 8th at her ginormous $64 million compound in Santa Barbara, CA. Oprah tried to arrange that her celebrity guests including George Clooney, Halle Berry, Beyonce, Jamie Foxx and David Geffen stay at the San Ysidro Ranch. The problem is the place was pretty much booked for a wedding.
Page Six reports that Oprah had her minions contact the bride to try and get her to move her guests to another joint. Sources say the bride and her attorney have not been budging even though Oprah's bitches keep bothering the hell out of them.
It looks like they budged, a little. The hotel said, "The wedding party did cancel a few rooms - but we didn't charge them a cancellation fee because there was such a demand for the rooms that weekend."
Oprah wins again!!!! Her camp denied all of this.
You would think Oprah has like 100 rooms in her crib and could easily set some of those hos up. The thing is the party is being held outside and the rules state nobody can enter her home. Not even Clooney? Bitch isn't kidding.
Don't eff with Oprah. That bride is probably sleeping with the fishes!
Thursday, June 28th 2007
Because She Needs More Money
Oprah has announced that she will open a 4,000 square-foot store near Harpo Studios in Chicago. Construction has already begun and will sell exclusively Oprah merchandise.
Productswill range from Oprah DVDs to an African telephone wire basket to key rings.
No word yet on when the store will open.
Great, the rich get richer. Who the fuck wants an Oprah telephone wire basket? What is a telephone wire basket anyway?
Can I buy my very own Gayle King there? I want a best friend that sucks up to me all day and then sucks on me all night.
Wednesday, May 23rd 2007
Oprah Got to Daddy!
Yesterday it was reported that Oprah's daddy, Vernon Winfrey, was planning to write a tell-all with her sister. Today it's a different story.
TVGuide asked Vernon about the book and he said, "There is no book! We might think about it later on."
Vernon denied that Oprah talked to him about it. Yeah, right! Bitch sent a check over and Vernon couldn't refuse. It's the power of Oprah.
Here's Vernon with Sugar Bush's hot mommy . If you don't know Sugar Bush you must. That is one hot ho.
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