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New York Dog Magazine and Hollywood Dog Magazine conducted an online poll for the best and worst dog owners of 2006. Britney Spears won by a landslide. Brit Brit used to have a chihuahua she named Bit Bit, but BB hasn't been seen in a while.

Hilary O'Hagan of NY Dog Mag said, "She once had three Chihuahuas … and never left home without at least one of them on her arm As soon as she met K-Fed and had kids they (the dogs) disappeared."

Last year's big loser, Paris Hilton, fell to second place. If you ask me she should've been first. I mean Baby Luv anyone? You know Baby Luv is now a throw over her chaise lounge.

On the other side of the coin, Oprah Winfrey was voted best dog owner beating Tori Spelling and Nicollette Sheridan. Um...shouldn't Oprah's servants be voted best dog owneres? They are the real ones taking care of those mutts!

And correction..Tori Spelling's husband should've been in the running for best dog owner.

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Queen of Daytime, Oprah Winfrey, has sold two reality shows to ABC. Both shows sounds pretty boring to me and Oprah will appear in both of them, but it is unclear whether or not she will host. I'm guessing her wife, Gayle King, will host at least one of them. Doesn't Gayle need a job?

The first show is called Oprah's Winfrey's The Big Give and the series follows a group of 10 people who will be handed money and resources -- and then challenged to find dramatic and emotional ways to use the coin to help others. Each week someone is eliminated and the final ho gets their wish.

The second show is even more boring and is called Your Money or Your Life. The show will focus on a family facing a crisis. Experts will come in to give the families a complete life makeover. BORING! Um...didn't we have this already? It was called Renovate My Family and it sucked ass buckets!

The shows will not focus on humiliating their contestants. Basically, it will be boring. Ugh, isn't Extreme Homomakeover enough? I'm sick of seeing sob stories, I want to see humiliation!

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie said in the past that they would only get married once gay civil unions became legal in the US. However, there are now reports from The Sun UK that the pair are planning to get married in Africa before the end of the year.

A friend close to the couple say they will wed in a South African village near Johannesburg. Oprah who is on TomKat's blacklist is said to be invited, because of her involvement with South Africa.

A source said, “They are treating their marriage like a spiritual affirmation.”

Reps for the couple kept their mouths shut! I don't see this happening, but you never know. Would Brangelina make liars out of themselves? He was quoted as saying, "I'll Marry When Everyone Can." Last time I checked I can only marry vaginas. Anyway, Maddox won't let this happen!

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Oprah is not happy. She's been left off the guest list for ANOTHER TomKat wedding. The two crazies are holding a special Wedding party this Saturday in Los Angeles for everyone that couldn't make it to Italy. Oprah said that she understands why she wasn't invited to Italy, because space was limited. Even though 500 guests were invited including JLo who really isn't a TomKat friend.

A spokeswhore for the big O has confirmed that she hasn't been invited to Saturday's event either. Tom better watch himself, because he's sooooo not going to be invited when Oprah finally marries Gayle.

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Gayle King made a statement about Michael Richards' use of the "n" word over the weekend. She said, “You know, I have to say, in the privacy of my own home, with my closest friends, who shall remain nameless, you know, we have - we have used that [word] when we’re talking about other people. So I go back and forth between a term of endearment, sometimes, the way it’s used, and just a very hateful, bad thing.”

Everyone including myself knew she was talking about Oprah. I mean, what other friends does she have? She swears on her copy of "The Color Purple" that she wasn't talking about Oprah. Sure...

Gayle said, "I was not talking about Oprah, Stedman [Graham] or Maya [Angelou]. Maya will ask people to leave her home if they use that word. People act like I have no other friends than Oprah . . . I am starting to rethink [the use of the N-word]. I no longer think that [its use] is a good thing . . . Oprah's whole thing is [that] words have power, and I am mortified that this would be out there with her name attached to it when it's not true."

Gayle, honebear...Oprah is your only friend. She pays extra to keep it that way. Oprah probably got to her and threatened to expose her wig-wearing ass if she doesn't take it back! The power of the O!

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on Michael Richards' use of the "n" word:

"You know, I have to say, in the privacy of my own home, with my closest friends, who shall remain nameless, you know, we have - we have used that [word] when we're talking about other people. So I go back and forth between a term of endearment, sometimes, the way it's used, and just a very hateful, bad thing."

Editor's Note: She's totally talking about Oprah. What other friends does she have?

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50 Cent told Elle Magazine that Oprah has turned into a real oreo meaning she's black on the outside and white on the inside. He said that Oprah "started out with black women's views but has been catering to middle-aged white American women for so long that she's become one herself. I think the idea of being publicly noted that she's a billionaire makes [black women] interested in seeing her views. But it's even more exciting to the demographic of white American women she's been aiming at to see that she has the exact same views that they have."

Hmm...I'll stay out of this one, but hyopcrite much?

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Oprah looking beat down in NYC on 11/13

Oprah Winfrey is not going to TomKat's wedding, she wasn't invited. She said last night that there's no harm done, but you know inside she's adding Tom's name to her shit list.

She said, "It's not that I'm not going. It's that they had a limited number of people that they could invite. I was not one the invitees. That's fine. I don't get invited to everyone's wedding. I don't invite them to everything I do. But I wish them the best."

"I have a great deal of regard for their relationship and so I'm trying to think of what to get them."

Maybe, get them a pair of his and hers straitjackets? Tom famously appeared on Oprah's show where he jumped on her sofa in excitement for his new and fake relationship with Katie Holmes.

The special(ed) day will take place this Saturday. Guests will include John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Jenna Elfman, Kirstie Alley, Leah Remini and JLo. JLo?! Is she a scientologist? You mean Oprah didn't get invited, but JLo did? That's cold.

Visit JustJared to see more pics of Oprah last night including pics of her macking down with Babs Walters.

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