George Clooney

George Clooney admitted to Julia Roberts that he's had a little work on his mug. Julia quizzed his ass at his home for Oprah's Oscar special. When asked what kind of work he's had done, George said, : "I had my eyes done. Can you tell? I think it's important to look awake." No, I can't. You still look like a pepaw, but I'd hit it up, down, left and right. Julia said she hasn't had any. You can tell. Oprah's Oscar special aired last night. I missed that trash! Thanks Chic

George Clooney is denying reports that he went out on a date with Pamela Anderson. It was reported that George and Pam shared a romantic dinner together at the Valley Inn in Sherman Oaks and have been seen on "dog walk" dates since.

He said, "I worked with Pam seven years ago and haven't seen her since. And I've never been to that restaurant."

Pam hasn't commented on the subject.

Like he's really going to admit to boinking that mess? Then he would be admitting to having the hep! You know he hit that. Who hasn't?

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George Clooney may be slumming it with famous pass-around-patty, Pamela Anderson. The two were seen on January 7th "canoodling" at the Sherman Oaks, CA restaurant, Valley Inn. After that date, they have been seen around town and on "dog walking" dates.

A source said, "George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet."

Oh George! Just don't share bar nuts with her! You do not want the Hep!

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George Clooney's beloved pot-bellied pig, Max, has passed away. 300-lb Max lived with George in Los Angeles for over 18 years. George told USA Today that he passed away while he was out of town working.

George said, "He just died, like an hour ago. He was as old a pig as the vets had ever seen. I was really surprised, because he's been a big part of my life."

Max is now in that big, giant pig trough in the sky! He will be missed!!!

George Clooney has been named PEOPLE Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive joining Brad Pitt in being the only man to hold this honor twice. The 45-year-old said, "Brad's going to be upset." Oh George, you'll kiss him on the dirt start to make up for it.

George covered some major topics:

This is George: "I think it's the most responsible thing you can do, to have kids. It's not something to be taken lightly. I don't have that gene that people have to replicate. But everything in my life has changed over time."

This is Me: "The gay gene?"

This is George: "The truth is, I haven't softened my position on anything, but it's not something I deal with on a regular basis. Who knows? I've been married (in the early '90s, to actress Talia Balsam). It's not something I'm looking out for. The truth is, I'm really happy."

This is Me: "That's cause gay marriage isn't legal yet, right?"

This is George: "I usually don't notice anymore. The funniest thing is that recently a story came out that I was with some girl from Deal or No Deal whom I had never even met."

This is Me: "Um...but there were pictures and I'm rather disappointed that you'd have to get your beards from effin Deal or No Deal. Low-Rent!"

This is George: "This one's going to be hard for Brad (Pitt) since he's been Sexiest Man Alive twice. He's enjoyed that mantle. I'd say 'Sexiest Man Alive' to him and he'd go, 'Two-time.' So that's been taken away. We used to call him Two Time. So Brad's going to be upset."

This is Me: "You call him 'two-time Brad?' I'm not even touching that one, but I'm sure you did several times."

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