Tara Reid

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Tara Reid is most likely not even drunk in these pictures. Her face just always has that drunk look. It's probably years and years of being a drunk whore that her face just kind of molds that way every now and again. I love that she's wearing such a lady-like CZ necklace. I know where that ended up by the end of the night. Anal beads!

Speaking of lit, here's Kelly Osbourne in London last night. Now that she's a skinny bitch, she can't hold her booze. Oh the life of a no-talent celebrity! Up all night, sleep all day! That's right....ahhhhhhh....Sorry, I have that Slaughter song in my head.

Wenn



The Further I Slide

I have no idea who Hofit Golan is, but she needs my help. Someone hand me my c-clamp, her titties need to be brought back together. They hardly know each other anymore and that isn't right. You could throw a ping pong ball in between her breasts and watch it go back and forth for hours. She wouldn't even notice it.

Hofit attended the same event as Tara Reid and I'm sure Tara was relieved to find out that she wasn't the only wonky-breasted whore in the room. Tara showed up to the Chinese New Year party in London with some Aladdin-dressed homo. Also spotted at the party was Roberto Cavalli and some other ho covered in body paint. That party looks a mess.

They needed to douse the joint in holy water.

Wenn



Tara Reid Is Not Anorexic, But She Sure Is Fug

Tara Reid told OK! Magazine that she's not anorexic and that she's not a party girl boozer. She's responding to all the rumors that she's barfing up her food or not eating or something like that.

She said, “I’m not too thin. I go up 10 pounds, I go down 10 pounds. I was thin for a movie that I just finished [the upcoming horror film Vipers]. Now they’re going to see me and say I’m too fat because I’ve gained 10 pounds... I can’t win!" She's right, so why doesn't she just give up the game?

She also talked about all the stories of her being a drunk bitch, "If I have a drink in my hand, it doesn’t make me an alcoholic. If I want a glass of wine, I want a glass of wine. I shouldn’t be afraid of it because of what the media might say. Anything you do, you’re screwed. That’s the lesson I’ve learned."

She must have a really long clit, because her nose isn't growing from all the lies she's telling. Whorenocchio! She almost looks presentable in that pic above thanks to the magic of Photoshop. She looks 40 instead of 65.



Tara Reid Has It Together

Tara Reid was out in London last night looking like a million.......haypennies. Tara was partying with Alfie Allen, brother of Lily. Someone has to carry on the Allen family name of being a drunken party girl. Alfie fit the party wearing a glittery cowboy hat.

Tara Reid is such a piece of trash and isn't she broke? How the hell is she paying for her booze? She was probably giving handjobs for shots of vodka.

Mr. Paparazzi



Tara Reid Is Overpriced

 
Tara Reid was in Australia this week for that hooker's ball thing and bitch was trying to charge up to $35,000 to host other parties while she was there. Surprisingly, nobody wanted to pay that price for a 5 cent hooker. Why buy the skank when you can get the STD for free!
 
Tara was forced to drop her price all the way down to $3,500 a night reports Page Six . She's headed in the right direction, but still that's asking too much. Tara Reid's on clearance.
 
You can get a group of hookers for around $500. They will be more entertaining and probably bring less STDs. Tara needs to learn her place.
 
She's also looking like Magda from There's Something About Mary these days and there's nothing sexy about that.
 
 


Fits Like A Glove

 
It's pretty fitting that one of America's biggest hookers will host The Hooker's Ball in Darwin, Australia this weekend. The event's organizer said Tara Reid will dress in lingerie or as a hooker. So basically she'll be wearing her normal clothes! Ok, then.
 
The organizer said, "It's a night like your 'pimps and prostitutes' or sleaze balls, and it's just a night of less is best. We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice … it’s a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down."
 
Oh and he forgot to mention that she's also a great choice, because she's a prostitute herself. However, I think they messed up on the poster. Tara Reid has never been A-list. EVER. Unlesss A stands for Asshole?
 
You know Tara wasn't even their first choice. They probably wanted the World's biggest hooker, Paris Hilton. She's too busy hosting The Dumb Stupid Whore Cunt Ball. 
 
Source
Thanks Brent
 
 
 


Tara Reid's Signature Scent

 
The creator of "Scrubs," Bill Lawrence, said that Tara Reid was his least favorite guest-star on the show. He said she was a pleasure to work with, but stank up the set.
 
He said it wasn't  "because she wasn't a nice person, but because she allegedly stank of booze and smokes."
 
I feel like I've heard this before, but it could be just another person confirming that the skank stinks. It's probably her natural essence. I bet she's always dropping the soap in the shower. Not because of her slippery fingers, but because the soap bar is trying to get away!  
 
Source: Rush & Molloy
 
 


Tara Reid's Piece

 
Tara Reid's man needs to stop thinking he's a young Robert DeNiro. He looks like one of those types that acts like he's high-class and rich, but will turn around and ask your ass for $10 to buy ciggies. FRAUDULENT! Judging by Tara's outfit it looks like she doesn't have $10 to give.
 
 
Wenn , Splash
 
 


Tara Reid Is Funny

 
Tara Reid told FHMonline that she never ended up like Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan, because she knows the right way to party.
 
"I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris [Hilton] or Lindsay [Lohan] is that I'm not stupid, so I'd never do a lot of the things those girls do. You'll never read a story about me going out and partying when I'm supposed to be working, showing up on a set drunk or missing a day, never. But when I'm not working, why shouldn't I have fun? Am I supposed to stay at home and live in a cage?"
 
"I was a party girl, but I played by the rules. Yeah. Like, Lindsay makes $15 million a movie, so why doesn’t she have a driver? I don’t get it. If you get drunk, that’s fine, but don’t drive. They need to straighten up a little bit and make better investments. And they should surround themselves with better people who don’t let them get themselves in trouble."
 
That Tara is such a comedian! What job?
 
I mean didn't she have a job where she had to get drunk?! On that Taradise crap on E! she was getting paid to party and be a drunk wreck! 
 
Source: Page Six
 
 


Toni Toni Toni

 
It's Toni Basil! Unfortunately, she's with Tara Reid, but it's still Toni Basil! I heard she's like choreographing now and shit. Did she get a little pulled or is just me?
 
Tara's "class act" makeover isn't fooling me. I know she has a vagina piercing underneath that gown.
 
 


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