Tara Reid

Tara Reid is most likely not even drunk in these pictures. Her face just always has that drunk look. It's probably years and years of being a drunk whore that her face just kind of molds that way every now and again. I love that she's wearing such a lady-like CZ necklace. I know where that ended up by the end of the night. Anal beads!

Speaking of lit, here's Kelly Osbourne in London last night. Now that she's a skinny bitch, she can't hold her booze. Oh the life of a no-talent celebrity! Up all night, sleep all day! That's right....ahhhhhhh....Sorry, I have that Slaughter song in my head.

I have no idea who Hofit Golan is, but she needs my help. Someone hand me my c-clamp, her titties need to be brought back together. They hardly know each other anymore and that isn't right. You could throw a ping pong ball in between her breasts and watch it go back and forth for hours. She wouldn't even notice it.

Hofit attended the same event as Tara Reid and I'm sure Tara was relieved to find out that she wasn't the only wonky-breasted whore in the room. Tara showed up to the Chinese New Year party in London with some Aladdin-dressed homo. Also spotted at the party was Roberto Cavalli and some other ho covered in body paint. That party looks a mess.

They needed to douse the joint in holy water.

Wenn

Tara Reid told OK! Magazine that she's not anorexic and that she's not a party girl boozer. She's responding to all the rumors that she's barfing up her food or not eating or something like that.

She said, “I’m not too thin. I go up 10 pounds, I go down 10 pounds. I was thin for a movie that I just finished [the upcoming horror film Vipers]. Now they’re going to see me and say I’m too fat because I’ve gained 10 pounds... I can’t win!" She's right, so why doesn't she just give up the game?

She also talked about all the stories of her being a drunk bitch, "If I have a drink in my hand, it doesn’t make me an alcoholic. If I want a glass of wine, I want a glass of wine. I shouldn’t be afraid of it because of what the media might say. Anything you do, you’re screwed. That’s the lesson I’ve learned."

She must have a really long clit, because her nose isn't growing from all the lies she's telling. Whorenocchio! She almost looks presentable in that pic above thanks to the magic of Photoshop. She looks 40 instead of 65.

Tara Reid was out in London last night looking like a million.......haypennies. Tara was partying with Alfie Allen, brother of Lily. Someone has to carry on the Allen family name of being a drunken party girl. Alfie fit the party wearing a glittery cowboy hat.

Tara Reid is such a piece of trash and isn't she broke? How the hell is she paying for her booze? She was probably giving handjobs for shots of vodka.

Mr. Paparazzi