Kimbo Stewart

Fug alert! A lovely picture of woof woof Kimbo arriving at the 2007 Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London last night. How the hell did she get invited to this thing?? Her ugly ass has no business being there. Does she even work? By the way, this dress is hideous. She looks like a q-tip, or going to a slutty 80's prom. Then again fuglies should wear fugly things. So it's perfect on her.

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Kimbo Stewart tried her hardest to look sexy at a party she hosted in Miami last night. Kimbo was paid to make an apperance at Cameo nightclub and made sure everyone knew she was there. Who would pay this fugly to pole dance? What is she wearing?! A mini mumu and biker short?

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Joe Francis went on Howard Stern this morning to talk about his possible lawsuit against the creators of ParisExposed.com. Joe said he was not part of the leak and he doesn't believe Paris is either. Howard used this precious time to ask Joe about who's hot in bed and who sucks. Joe has claimed to have banged Paris, Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and Kimberly Stewart.

Joe claims that Paris gives the best head. When Howard asked him who gave better head, Lindsay or Paris? Joe said, "Paris." LIES! Joe also said that Tara Reid was the worst only saying, "...well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable..."

He says she more or less just layed there like a dead fish. He said Paris was really good in bed, but after her herpes condition was leaked onto ParisExposed.com he won't be tapping that anytime soon.

"Well I don't plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site."

Please! He's just trying to be nice to that piece of trash. I've seen her sex in action and I've seen sexier moves from a squirrel trying to bury his nut.

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Pictures of Kimbo Stewart's sexy ass is just the way to start your day! Kim had no business showing this part of her body on the beach in Miami on Sunday. I mean...she needs to cover her ass up and go get those titties fixed! I mean one is like melting into her body. That being said, I'd hit it from behind only.

Lindsay Lohan and Kimberly Stewart both partied at Mokai last night in Miami. These two pieces of trash are in town for the New Years. Damn, if you told me these two were 45-year-old truck stop hookers down on their luck, I'd believe you. I mean they look used. I love the look on the guys face next to Kimbo. He's thinking "WTF am I looking at?"

Lindsay could use some sleep and some facial treatments. She's looking spent and even a probably expensive dress looks cheap on her ass.

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