Kimbo Stewart

Kimbo and Jack Osbourne at Light Nightclub in Vegas 11/17

I'm JOKING! About, the unfortunately part anyway. Ok, not really. Ok, I am. Anyway, Kimbo Stewart has said that her father is a damn liar. Rod earlier said that Kimbo had liver disease from being a drunk ho. She wants to set the record straight and said, "I love my dad but sometimes he has a big mouth and not just when he's singing. I don't have a liver disease. I was exhausted and feeling sick from burning the candle at both ends, and my doctor told me to cut back on drinking and smoking, which I have, and I feel so much better."

Burning the candle at both ends? She means that in a sexual way, right? Homegirl does NOT work, so I know she's not talking about. She doesn't have liver disease, but she has FUG face disease and there's no cure for that.

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As much as I think Kimbo Stewart has a face only a dog could love...I feel for her. Homegirl has liver cancer due to excessive drinking. Kimbo is out every night partying just like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, so it's no surprise that her hard drinking has finally caught up to her.

Kimbo's father, Rod said, "She just discovered that she has a very serious liver illness from drinking too much. She said to me, 'Dad, I'm half Scottish, I thought I was allowed to drink a lot.' I said, 'No, darling, it doesn't work like that.'"

Rod claims that she hasn't had a drop of booze since being diagnosed. Okay, I did say above that I felt for her...I lied. Bitch deserves it. She's a young ho and it's sad, but it's not like she couldn't prevent it. These dumb skanks think they are indestructible. Lohan needs to listen up, cause homegirl is next.

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