Ken Paves

Still Going Strong

Jessica Simpson is not going to let the fact that most of Texas hates her ass get in the way of bonding with her man. A drunk Jessica came stumbling out of the Key Club in Hollywood last night with Tony Romo in tow. They were there to see Metalskool. I'm guessing that was Romo's idea. Dumb bitch Jessica probably thought they were going to go make iron candlesticks. You know...Metalskool. Ok, that was a bad joke.

Ken Paves was also there, because he's attached to Jessica's dirty weave.

Wenn

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Jessica Simpson • Ken Paves

I'm Sure The Paves Had Something To Do With This

Eva LongWHORIA left a salon in NYC yesterday with this shit on her head. Ken Paves does her hair normally and I'm sure he had something to do with this! He probably talked the stylist through it through text messages (because nobody uses the phone to talk anymore). He sure knows how to eff a bitch up. Her hair is like a cross between a backwards mullet and "The Rachel."

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Eva LongWHORIA • Ken Paves

Sign Of The Apocalypse: A Paves/Simpson Baby!

Jessica Simpson has recently talked openly about wanting children and possibly adopting. Sources tell More Magazine that Jess is planning to get turkey basted by her hair stylist and my personal favorite weavemaster, Ken Paves aka The Paves.

A source (which I'm guessing is just some bum down the street, because this story is too good to be true) said:

"She and Ken were having dinner and Jess was moaning about how she couldn't find a man to commit and how immature the guys she has dated have been. Jess suggested artificial insemination. Ken is just as eager to have a baby, but his boyfriend isn't as keen on the idea. However, she and Ken agreed to begin the process in the next six months."

A Paves/Simpson baby would be stellar. Jessica would pop out a bag full of fake hair and she'd wear it proudly and sell it on HSN!

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Fug • Gay • Gross • Jessica Simpson • Ken Paves

The Paves Is A Busy Woman

Looks like all that bike riding, hiking, water rafting and doing overall nature shit hasn't changed Blohan one bit. Blohan summoned Ken Paves to send one of his weave bitches to her rehab facility in Utah for a redo. Sources say Blohan wants to look hot for another upcoming photoshoot.

A couple of weeks ago OK! Magazine shot some pictures of Lohan rehabbing which a friend claims she knew nothing about. "Someone on the premises of the rehab took pictures of her and sold them. She didn't know about it, and it was a violation."

LIAR MOUTH! Do these pictures look posed or not? Her hair is done, her make-up is done and she's giving major pose. Please! Bitch can't even read and I'm sure someone had to tell her which way was right side up!

I'm also pretty sure that Paves is sending her coke weaves! She probably heats it up in the microwave, cuts it up and there you go! Holy Hell! That's brilliant. We should market that shit to celebrities, we'd make a killing.

Also, click here to see that hot bitch Tori Amos and her song about Blohan called "I'M NOT STUPID."

Source: Page Six

Posted by: Michael K

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Ken Paves • Lindsay Lohan

Who's That With Paves?

All these celebutwits are starting to look the same. Asslee, Jessica, Mischa, Nicole, Cameron, Kiki, Drew, Fergie...they are all the same person! It's basically the ratty hair and that stupid ass straw fedora! You aren't a damn scarecrow! Yes, you scare small birds.....but that hate is not necessary!

Here's Asslee at a Seventeen Magazine event at the Ken Paves salon yesterday. The Paves can do my hair anytime and by "my hair" I mean my pubic hair.

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Ashlee Simpson • Ken Paves

Is Ken Paves Cheating On Chestica?

Did Ken and Chestica break up? Ken Paves is in Rome to do Jenny McCarthy's hair for the TomKat wedding tomorrow. He's also rumored to be doing Katie Holme's hair for the main event. Um..did she ask to see his resume? Ken apparently won the job from Oscar Blondi to do the bride's hair.

God, Katie's gonna have a damn wig with curls in it. Oscar is apparently upset that Katie dissed him. That's it, this story is pretty lame. I'm sorry. I just wanted to post a picture of this hotness of a man.