Arrests

 

I had no idea who this Pitbull bitch was before I read about his DUI arrest on TMZ . I had to comment, because he's sort of hot...right? I have issues. I mean hot in a douche sort of way. He would be the type of dude that keeps his boots on during sex, because he thinks it's "ghetto" or "hardcore."

 

Anyway, this little poodle was arrested after 3 this morning in Miami for flying by a police car going 93mph in a 55mph zone. When he was pulled over the cop smelled booze on him and asked him to perform a sobriety test which he failed. He also told the copper, "This is a big waist [sic] of time your time papo."

 

He can call me papo anytime.

 

Upon further investigation of Mr. Pitbull's illustrious rap career, it looks like his biggest credit is being on MTV's My Super Sweet Sixeen.

 

They should throw him in a cell with Michael Vick. 

 

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The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department released a report yesterday stating that Paris Hilton's arrest was handled by the book, but that Mel Gibson's arrested violated several rules.

 

Mel was arrested for DUI and his infamous anti-Semetic rant was deleted by a supervisor, but a captain later overruled it and included his statements in a supplemental report to keep it from the public. That report was leaked to TMZ and posted. 

 

Mel's palm print was also not taken upon release. He also didn't sign a required form and he was given a ride to the tow yard where his car was kept. 3 employees have been disciplined.

 

The chief attorney said, "He was treated differently. And there was no legitimate law enforcement reason to treat him differently."

 

Do you blame them? Mel Gibson is such a damn charmer and Paris Hilton smells.

 

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Amy Wino was arrested today on suspicion of perverting the course of justice. Sounds sexy. SkyNews reports she was arrested "by appointment" at a police station in East London. By appointment? They are so civilized in England!

 

No charges have been filed yet. SkyNews said, "It had been speculated that police might have an interest in any allegation about his wife's potential involvement."

 

Good. I hope they throw her in the same cell as Blake, so she can quit bitching about being away from him already. Jail will do her some good. Dry her ass out.

 

I need a mug shot bad though. It would be perfect for my Happy New Year's card!

 

UPDATE: Wino's out on bail until March 2008!  

 

 

 

 

Alycia Lane is a news anchor for Philadelphia's KYW-TV. Alycia was  in the headlines last May when the dumbass sent pictures of herself in a bikini to a married TV anchor. She sent the pictures to an e-mail account the anchor shared with his wife. What a dumb bitch!

 

Well, Alycia is at it again. She was arrested for allegedly punching a female cop in the face and calling her a "dyke bitch!" It all started when Alycia and her boyfriend, Chris Booker, were in a cab in NYC when they got stuck behind a slow-moving police car. When the police car stopped, Chris went over to yell at them. The cops got out to question Chris. That's when Alycia's stupid ass got into it.

 

Alycia started taking pictures and the female cop told her she could, but had to step back. That's when Alycia let her have it and said, "I don't care that you're a cop - you dyke bitch!" Witnesses say she punched the cop in the face. Alycia was arrested. The cop was taken to the hospital.

 

Alycia's lawyer claims she didn't know they were cops and said they were in plainclothes.

 

I'm still waiting for the mug shot. Apparently, bitch is crying in it. Yeah, who's the dyke bitch NOW?!  

 

Source: Page Six

 

 

 

One of the finalists from "America's Most Smartest Models" on Vh1 is pissed at the network for not defending him. Andre Birleanu is in trouble after 2 women claimed he molested them at Cipriani Downtown in NYC. Andre said Vh1 told him to shut his mouth, but they didn't defend him either.

 

He told Page Six , "VH1 has not allowed me to comment to the press or to clear my name. They tell me not to say anything, but then they don't stand up for me. I lost a billboard campaign in the middle of Times Square for South Pole. I lost a photo shoot with Target, and a Calvin Klein ad . . . it has been terrible for my career."

 

 

I am hot now. HAH! Who the fuck talks like that? Only people in porn movies say shit like that. Andre needs to shut his hot Russian mouth already. Just stand there and be hot. Nobody really cares what he has to say or what he thinks. He can say "I am hot" and that's it. Other than that he needs to cheese it!

 

We'll find out if Andre wins or not this Sunday night. There's no way this bitch is going to win.

 

 

 

 

Shia LaDouche won't be facing charges for being a drunken mess in a Chicago Walgreens. Shia was arrested last month after he refused to leave a Walgreens when the security guard said he was too drunk to be there. Shia was in a Chicago court room today when he heard the news that Walgreens had dropped all misdemeanor trespassing charges against him.

 

Boo! Although, I still have this gorgeous mug shot the incident produced. I think it's my favorite of the year. Don't fret, I'm sure Shia's douche ways will land him in the slammer again sometime soon.  

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

 

It's a mug shot Kiefer! Not a "24" promo shoot! Kiefer Sutherland began serving his 48-day jail sentence last night for his little DUI arrest. Kief is serving his time in Glendale and he will spend Christmas and New Year's in there. The L.A. City Attorney's office expects him to serve his entire term.

 

 

He has been assigned to laundry and kitchen duty. He will also to be allowed to roam the jail 75% of the time, but will have minimal contact with other inmates. He's Jack Bauer after all.

 

Maybe he'll participate in the prison Christmas pageant. I hear they are still casting for a Baby Jesus and Kief definitely has got the look down.

 

I'm proud of Kief's mug shot! He totally listened to Tyra and is "smiling with his eyes." 

 

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26-year-old Debra Lafave is the former teacher that is on house arrest for sleeping with a 14-year-old boy in 2004. Well, bitch is in the clink again! Debra was arrested after having several personal conversations with a 17-year-old girl. Her probation states she cannot have unsupervised contact with minors. Debra and the girl both worked at the same restaurant in Tampa. They were reportedly talking about boys, gossip and sex.

 

Last month, Debra's probation officer ordered her to quit and now she works as a receptionist in her mother's hair salon. 

 

Debra's lawyer said she was having a normal conversation with a co-worker and nothing was going on. He said, "It was a workplace friendship — no more, no less." Debra could face up to 15 years in the clink for violating her probation.

 

On one hand, Debra was just having a normal conversation with a co-worker. However, she is a convicted sex offender and bitch should be on pins and needles. She wouldn't so much as sneeze near a minor.  

 

Homegirl looks like she has an obsession with youth. She doesn't look a day over 16 herself.  

 

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"American Idol" loser and upcoming "Celebrity Rehab" star, Jessica Sierra, was arrested in a Florida club for disorderly intoxication and battery over the weekend. The judge denied her bond. 

 

The MJ Morning Show dug up the police report which states Jessica Sierra was quite entertaining. During her arrest she screamed a few slurs at the cops and kicked one. She told one female cop, "You fucking bitch, I'll kick your ass. I'll fuck you up, you whore."

 

In the patrol car, Jessica threw up all over the backseat. She begged the cops to let her go and told them it would ruin her life. She told one of the cops, "Please don't take me to jail, I'll suck your dick if you don't take me to jail."  When he declined, she called him "the n-word" over and over again. When they arrived at the station she continued to barf and scream racial slurs.

 

Yes, because I'm sure the cop would love a load of vomit all over his dick. Hey, some might. Wait, is that how she made it on American Idol in the first place? Cut to Simon Cowell with a very guilty look on his face. 

 

Source: The Smoking Gun and TMZ

 

 

 

Former American Idol trash bag, Jessica Sierra, will star in a Vh1 reality show this January called "Celebrity Rehab." They already shot it and it looks like it didn't work out so well. Jessica was arrested again at a Tampa nightclub at around 2am on Friday. TampaBays10 reports the cops were called to Full Moon Saloon in Ybor City after Jessica created some sort of disturbance at the bar. 

 

She was charged with charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest without violence and is beind held without bond. 

 

This past April she was arrested in Tampa for smashing a glass on someone's head at Hyde Park Cafe. Shortly after that incident she went to California for this rehab show.  

 

Poor Jessica. She can't help it. She was born with the trash gene. Look at her! She'd totally take it up the ass for a half-eaten Rocky Road candy bar. Can't say I blame her, I mean they put marshmallows in that.  

 

Oh and this is an old mug shot from her April arrest. What a beauty.